Elon / Twitter Thread

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  1. Drown ‘Em

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    Twitter seems to be getting ever closer to the tipping point.
     
  2. NCHusker

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    Elon is totally searching his name on Twitter and banning people who hurt his feelings isn't he
     
  3. Tug

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    His minions are doing it for him
     
  4. NCHusker

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    I feel like he's pathetic and needy enough to be doing it himself
     
  5. Killy Me Please

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    Somehow expressing positivity towards progressive concepts. Not even solid ideas or plans is an enemy of the people. Sure it would be cool if a girl could play in the NHL and outside of ripping off a few jokes I'd support it. But it's deluded to think it could happen. So why get outraged by it. He went on a rant how they're trying to make sports more inclusive. Im like wtf are you rambling about. I should've asked if he was watching tucker.
     
  6. afb

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    Elon is going the Trump email fundraising route
     
  7. Killy Me Please

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    500k. So low to mid level companies advertising. Essentially Liver King supplements, Black Rifle Coffee, Crypto, and MLM scams.

    And they're going to make Twitter unreadable because that means they're going to spam ads in-between tweets.
     
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  8. racer

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    Just got an Apple promoted tweet. Is Twiiter back?
     
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  9. chuckmasterflex

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    This is certainly a choice
     
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  10. HoosDaMan

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    Good luck with those advertisers, you right wing loving cunt.
     
  11. 40wwttamgib

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    Jesus of Nazareth was an ordinary man. Convince me otherwise, Ye.
     
  12. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Well, he certainly wasn't a goosestepping fucking Nazi.
     
  13. texasraider

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    Wait until Ye finds out Jesus was a Jew
     
  14. Jax Teller

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    I told Hoss Bonaventure you can literally get a system for list price like a month after signing up on sony's website. I got the horizon bundle for list price and had it at my door in like 3 days.
     
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  15. NDJOECA

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    Jesus of Nazareth, famously fond of billionaires.
     
  16. bro

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  17. PAHokie

    PAHokie Can't a bitch living say I bought her Michael Kors
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  18. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    BHP - BEFORE HAIR PLUGS
    AHP - ANNO HAIR PLUGS
     
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  19. BP

    BP Bout to Regulate.
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  20. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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  21. Truman

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    44B to be a message board mod.
     
  22. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    fuck, ngl, I can't rn
     
  23. Can I Spliff it

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  24. bro

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  25. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    lol Elon banning Ye
     
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  26. chuckmasterflex

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    Making Kanye and Trump the centerpiece of a new edgier twitter was a good branding
     
  27. dblplay1212

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    He's such a dweeb.

     
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  28. snowfx2

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  29. NCHusker

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    Elon is such a dope that he legitimately believed twitter was being run on liberal activist principals and not just pure capitalism
     
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  30. Can I Spliff it

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    And, Mr. Musk, you're telling me that if I pay you tens of thousands of dollars, my company's ads can appear on your site??
     
  31. —

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    Hitch your wagon to a star (that has BPD and is an antisemite).

    standard m&a stuff
     
  32. Killy Me Please

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    The holidays are tough for a lot of folks. But by God these lads really put a helluva comedy show out there.
     
  33. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    Yeah Antisemitism is super hilarious. Everyone is laughing. lolz
     
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  34. Eathan Edwards

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    Elon having no battery life or reception bars may be the most baffling aspect of this entire shitshow.
     
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  35. Bruce Bowen

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    That's Kanyes phone
     
  36. Eathan Edwards

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    Makes sense now
     
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  37. kezarmyaj

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  38. Bruce Bowen

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    Good tweet in that sense that Elon fucked around and found out.

    Free speech baby! Everyone's back! Talked with Ye all is good!
    Wait advertisers are leaving?
    Wait Kanye is tweeting out swastikas?
    KANYE has been banned :dealwithit: I am so hardcore:rockin:
     
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  39. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Might be the best reply I’ve ever seen
     
  40. Hank Scorpio

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    I can't unsee this, and now you won't be able to either.

     
  41. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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  42. Redav

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    But where are the lawsuits
     
  43. dblplay1212

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    Haha that was a great letter imo
     
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  44. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    So, the dude brings back heinous shit at the cost of revenue and now the Nazis aren't even happy with him. Man, Elon just can't catch a break.
     
  45. DuffandMuff

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    Another fantastic ad, Elon. Although I’m somewhat partial to the one I saw yesterday with a bunch of women’s cameltoes.

     
  46. Bo Pelinis

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    That was really funny because this website has a mountain of lawyers and some guy who isn’t one put on his big boy business owner brain and started spiking the football about a lack of existing lawsuits and apparently didn’t realize that this shit takes time?

    The legal process takes for fucking ever and anyone with a brain in their head (not Whammy obv) knew it was a matter of time.
     
  47. LetItSoak

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