Elon Buys Twitter

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  1. Can I Spliff it

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    Elon coordinating with Rs to start bullshit congressional investigations huh?

    I guess thats one way to assure continued grant money
     
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  2. texasraider

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    Crazy how twitter was able to stop every news agency from covering the huge hunter Biden laptop story
     
  3. NineteenNine

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    huh huh
     
  4. Name P. Redacted

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    He meant hung
     
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  5. Truman

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    The chuds think Tech workers are entitled brats because they have alternative work spaces in the office, nap rooms, game rooms, food services all designed to keep those workers at the office longer an working. They all applauded when Elon cut some of that stuff - will praise this move.

     
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  6. LetItSoak

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    Whammy
     
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  7. Whammy

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    "Several employees" out of thousands laid off not that newsworthy IMO.

    *dozens of us meme*
     
  8. NineteenNine

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    Do you want a burned out workforce? Because this is how you get one.
     
  9. timo

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    Next man up, I always say
     
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    Not very extremely hardcore of you
     
  11. Truman

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    Hardcore does not burn out
     
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  12. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    This fucking piece of shit is basically enslaving the H1B visa people who are still employed and can't easily quit.
     
  13. Name P. Redacted

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    surprised you're not a fan of KU football with the way these goal posts are always moving
     
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  14. NineteenNine

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    You would have to pay me an obscene amount of money to sleep at my office.
     
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  15. zeberdee

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    guess you don't have what it takes to be an NFL coach.
     
  16. kezarmyaj

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    I mean if a dog can do it

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  17. NineteenNine

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    lolno.
     
  18. Whammy

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    Really clinging to table scraps here, I'm sure something actually bad will happen eventually
     
  19. Simon Templar

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    Wow, really uncalled for. Do better.
     
  20. Truman

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    The lady doth protest too much
     
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  21. chuckmasterflex

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    He is just trying to create another fake scandal
     
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  22. beerme

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    He literally still owns the company and has the files so why would this even matter
     
  23. chuckmasterflex

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    :idk:
     
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  24. beerme

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    My point is Elon still has the shit so it’s either gonna come out or not
     
  25. chuckmasterflex

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    There isn’t anything there. Twitter just wouldn’t let people post pictures of stolen porn from Hunter’s computer. Didn’t stop republicans from talking about Hunter’s laptop. It just didn’t sink Biden like they wanted so they are throwing a fit.
     
  26. beerme

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    I get it, I just meant why is this even a story, it’s not like this undercover fbi agent from the swamp now is in possession of secret information that Twitter covered up before Elon bought them and now we’ll never know the real truth! Also the reveal was super incriminating but also it was covered up by the fbi agent so where is the incriminating stuff?
     
  27. pez

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    its all manufactured outrage
     
  28. chuckmasterflex

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    It is kayfabe. The incriminating stuff is that Hunter Biden has battled addiction to drugs and filmed himself fucking hookers. He funded this by getting no show jobs because he is Joe Biden's son. But there is no indication that any of that influenced Biden's policies.

    Just blocking and tackling for senator son's to get into good schools and fancy jobs because people will answer the phone for him.
     
  29. Killy Me Please

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    Nothing will happen because every politician has to help their junkbox kids land tit jobs.
     
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  30. HoosDaMan

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    Elon out here engaging Charlie Kirk.
     
  31. Can I Spliff it

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  32. TAXTAXTAX

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  33. texasraider

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    Let’s crash the price of Tesla
     
  34. devine

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    Alright the Elon Twitter saga has officially bored me. Tag me if something good happens
     
  35. ned's head

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    He's going to fund interest fees by taking out margin loans that also accrue very high interest? Get this man into an H&R block immediately
     
  36. $P1

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  37. Truman

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    Very interesting, yet not surprising that Elon also boils his hot dogs.
     
  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Bari Weiss, she soon will be reading your lefty DMs and dox you if you support Palestine at all.

     
  39. BudKilmer

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    Gonna dm dick picks to Ole Bar
     
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  41. racer

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    What does a fruity Leinenkugel’s have to do with any of this?
     
  42. Andy Reocho

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  44. HoosDaMan

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    I’m for whatever ruins Musk. He’s a pos who thinks it’s his job to protect the bigots.
     
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    I have tweeted some stuff at Bari Weiss. That's probably not great.
     
  47. Can I Spliff it

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    Isnt this throttling shit, like, exactly what elon just promised to do to people who make not marketable tweets/nazis?
     
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  49. timo

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    I think we're way beyond that. Right now he's waging a disinformation war on the Democratic Party / Biden Administration and basically daring them do to do anything about it. I think this is a fight the Wealthy Class are willing to see play out, so they'll keep him well funded until they no longer need him / or vice versa.
     
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