Elon / Twitter Thread

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  1. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Mike Duncun slinging fish thinking about doing a podcast about the history of Rome > Musk inventing the subway but only for rich people
     
  2. Tobias

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    that was jrmy’s first date with his now 2nd ex-wife
     
  3. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    Nolacock is a national treasure
     
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  4. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Low key pet peeve of mine is non-southern women saying “ya’ll.” I think because they go out of their way to shoehorn it into sentences it doesn’t belong in
     
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  5. billdozer

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    ftfy
     
  6. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    This one finally sent me over the edge. Deleted my account this morning.

     
  7. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Welcome to the resistance.
     
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  8. dblplay1212

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    Maybe one day we'll figure out where he stands politically.
     
  9. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  10. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    There's just no way for us to know
     
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  11. TAS

    TAS 20_ _ TMB Poster of the Year
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  12. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  13. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    That doesn’t look like spontaneous combustion. Looks like it ran into something large.
     
  14. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Let’s bring in the experts

    Spontaneous Cumbustion
     
  15. DuffandMuff

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    TSLA up 33% in the last week and +60% last month :hmm:
     
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  16. racer

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    I’m guessing that the driver ran into the wall after it combusted
     
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  17. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Probable.
     
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  18. rulethirty

    rulethirty UCF and Alabama are basically peers.
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    Only 250% more to go!
     
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  19. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Never 4get

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  20. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Well then.
     
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  21. BudKilmer

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    Chiefs dogshit offense gonna bite them again isn’t it
     
  22. Irush

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  23. Biship

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    What did Duncan tweet?
     
  24. rulethirty

    rulethirty UCF and Alabama are basically peers.
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    he asked for a button to block everyone with twitter blue
     
  25. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  26. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Uh it is self driving, so you don’t need it.
     
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  27. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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  28. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    It's honestly amazing how stupid he is
     
  29. rulethirty

    rulethirty UCF and Alabama are basically peers.
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    big fan of the 2004-2015 ratios
     
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  30. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    There are plenty of reasons to criticize the proliferation of pickup trucks as commuter vehicles, but not understanding the difference between regular cabs, extended cabs, and crew cabs isn’t one of them.
     
  31. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    So don't buy a crew cab and get that ratio
     
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  32. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    It’s basically impossible to buy a truck that isn’t a crew cab anymore. I’d love to have a single cab truck loaded the way mine is. Just doesn’t exist.
     
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  33. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Personally I'm not happy I had to buy a crew cab. I rarely if ever have anyone in the back. I wanted it fully loaded because it's practically my office and I take naps in between jobs all the time. My supercab would've sufficed. I can understand the ire towards the pickup community. Truck nuts and what not. But people dismissing throwing stuff in the back of the bed is funny. If anything the amount of bozos buying 250s+ so they can lift them and other nonsense is a bigger concern. Although they usually have a beater/commuter in general because none of them like to spend money on fuel and plan on bringing it back after the lease.
     
  34. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Peak truck ratio right here
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  35. PeterGriffin

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    I would never buy a pickup. A Prius, however…?

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  36. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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  37. yesman

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    2023 prius is a smokeshow
     
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  38. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Lots of cool Prius - nobody stickers about to go in the garbage
     
  39. orangebl00d

    orangebl00d Six foot two and rude as hell
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    anyone else having issues (again) with twitter links "loading tweet..."?
     
  40. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Just ordered this book so I can be even more depressed about how much human misery I'm causing
     
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  41. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Cobalt extraction is probably going to become even more of an issue over time.
     
  42. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Yeah, and lithium is just as bad...

    ...and nickel mining and smelting. So bad. Some of the most polluted places on the planet are from nickel and it's only going to get worse as our demand for it in electronic vehicles, devices, etc. explodes. A huge amount of the laterite nickel deposits are found in tropical rainforests.
     
  43. yesman

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    this is just music the ears of the richest man in the world who has lots of claim to the Moon and Mars.

    i am of course referring to Dennis Hope, president of the Galactic Government: https://lunarembassy.com/who-owns-the-moon-dennis-hope/
     
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  44. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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