Elon / Twitter Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Whammy, Apr 14, 2022.

  1. VaxRule

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    Call me crazy, but I am beginning to think that Elon Musk might be a huge piece of shit.
     
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  2. Can I Spliff it

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    Doesnt every tour of congress have a couple police killed and representatives' offices pillaged?
     
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  3. Can I Spliff it

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  4. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    just can't post worth a lick
     
  5. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    The biggest losers love the term npc
     
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  6. Drown ‘Em

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    Has everyone gotten the newest memory cartridge yet? Mine is working great.
     
  7. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    this is my favorite cartridge since the “kill the Malaysian prime minister” version
     
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  8. Dillingham

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    elon bro you're the one that wants to put cartridges into people's brains
     
  9. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I had to home brew my memory chip. it wasn’t too hard though, all I did was open my fucking eyeballs and read a few tweets written personally by Elon Musk and voila, I hated Elon Musk.
     
  10. Drown ‘Em

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    Like these from overnight?


     
  11. Bruce Bowen

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  12. NilesIrish

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    “I’ve made myself incredibly visible and people don’t like me! It must be the media!” Is a fun take.
     
  13. TAS

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  14. Dillingham

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    it’s crazy the msm has erred in the same direction on every single story! I’m a freethinker seeking the unbiased truth
     
  15. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Worse dancer: Musk, Trump, Gates or Balmer?
     
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  16. Drown ‘Em

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    I don’t know, but I have to say I love the way he chasséd as he tossed his coat.
     
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  17. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    God he craves attention like it's heroin
     
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  18. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Haven't seen the Walk Like an Egyptian dance in quite awhile
     
  19. Bruce Bowen

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    Let's see anyone of those guys pull this off.
     
  20. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  21. OHW

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    This is a master stroke. As we all know the person who can code the best will also be the best leader. They're never weird knobs who can't speak in public to save their lives.
     
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  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    Elon 100% doesn't understand this. It's such a different skill set and similar to ppl not understanding good program/product management.
     
  23. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Another very special boy dances just like that on stage.
     
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  24. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  25. Truman

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    The Twitter hearings in congress arent going very well for Tiallibi and Shellenberger lol

     
  26. Truman

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    None of this will matter because media bubbles - but this is an incredible backfire by the republicans
     
  27. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    someone needs to smack the taste out that prick Taibbi's mouth
     
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  28. CaneKnight

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    Weird how all those "free thinkers" end up on the same side as white supremacists.... HMMMMMMMMM

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  29. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  30. HoosDaMan

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    Wish someone would slap the smirk off his face
     
  31. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Jesus, he and Mark Ames (twitter's favorite pro-Russian "leftist" apologist) are fucking disgusting
    And Ames’s treatment of Russian teenage girls is documented with frightening glee. In the book he recounts one evening with an expat investment banker pal and what he thought were three 16-year-old girls:

    “When I went back into the TV room, Andy pulled me aside with a worried grin on his face. ‘Dude do you realize…do you know how old that Natasha is?’ he said.

    “‘Sixteen?’

    “‘No! No, she’s fif-teen. Fif-teen.’ Right then my pervometer needle hit the red. I had to have her, even if she was homely.”

    After they do it, she tells him she has a three-month-old baby.

    “It was hard to imagine that Natasha had squatted out a baby,” Ames writes. “Her cunt was as tight as a cat’s ass….I’d slept with mothers before—they’re a lot wider. Sex with them is like probing a straw in a mildew-lined German beer mug.”

    Later he learns that she’s lying—she has no baby, but rather is four months pregnant. After she has an abortion, he writes about her in the Exile, suggesting that she be sterilized and awarded “one of those cheap trophy cups with the inscription ‘World’s Greatest Mom.'”
     
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  32. HoosDaMan

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    Taibbi looks like a guy who has child porn on his computer
     
  33. Lyrtch

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  34. HoosDaMan

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    Freedom cities.
     
  35. Bruce Bowen

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  36. Where Eagles Dare

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    Def ain't gonna be as sweet as Poguelandia
     
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  37. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    How do you lower morale even further? This is how. Just wow.
     
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  38. JonathanCoachman

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    Someone needs to ask that hilarious Alpha Male Twitter guy if it will be safe for the planet to have that many Alphas gathered in such a concentrated area.
     
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  39. JonathanCoachman

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    These new guilt stricken managers will do amazing things for the company now that they know whenever they get asked who their best employee is, that they should respond with their very worst subordinate.
     
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  40. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Austin? what, Guyana wasn't available?
     
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  41. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    lol he reinvented company towns. everything will be free but now you get paid in teslabucks that you use to exchange for goods and services from the general store in town!
     
  42. HoosDaMan

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    I sold my soul to the company stoooooore
     
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  43. Corky Bucek

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    Musk Bucks imo
     
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  44. Drown ‘Em

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    Not even a company town. He’s just building a 110 home subdivision next to his factory and nothing else. Boring Boulevard indeed. 170D3FC4-0886-40C8-931B-A013977F0440.jpeg
     
  45. TAS

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    Just pay your fucking rent, asshole
     
  46. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    The laziest, least imaginative corporate overlord possible.
     
  47. Drown ‘Em

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    Not a fan of Project Amazing?