Elon Buys Twitter

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  1. chuckmasterflex

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    I’d just nationalize the company. It is good policy and it’d be funny. What’s not to love?
     
  2. PeterGriffin

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    Think of the sheer size of the ego of someone not remotely associated with a military force TOYING AROUND WITH WAR.
     
  3. Tug

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    He is associated financially tho
     
  4. HuskerInMiami

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    What does this mean? I'm genuinely curious about this.
     
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  5. HuskerInMiami

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    Their ad targetting on me is shit. I had ads for urns, weave/hair extensions, and medication for AIDS. The AIDS definitely concerns me.
     
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  6. BudKilmer

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    or would be cool to let some Ukrainian special forces break into SpaceX and blow shit up
     
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  7. double RL

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    They do that by themselves already.
     
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  9. NineteenNine

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  10. bro

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  11. Deep dirt

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    Goddamn it’s impressive how he just keeps escalating his piece of shit game. He’s the Michael Jordan of the industry (being a piece of shit)
     
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  12. Handcuffed

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    as someone who has seen munich, i am all in for the occurrence and then telling of a secret ukrainian strike team who's mission is to kill elon and his friends
     
  13. Henry Blake

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  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    At what point is this treason?
     
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  15. Fargin' Icehole

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    Yeah gotta divorce this dude from SpaceX fucking pronto.
     
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  16. Name P. Redacted

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    I’m unaware of any deeper implications other than the word filtering only really works in English. So if you want to tell someone to eat a bullet then say it in non-English.
     
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  17. Name P. Redacted

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    How exactly is it even remotely close to treason?
     
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  18. JonathanCoachman

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    I was just thinking that Elon probably targeted the ADL because he assumed that they were an organization that leftists support (being an Anti-Semite also certainly played a part in going after them).

    It’s a shame because both parties could have bonded over their shared enjoyment of apartheids.
     
  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    Idk. We're essentially in a proxy war ally with Ukraine and he's hindering that
     
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  20. Name P. Redacted

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    Yeah…..it’s not remotely close.
     
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  21. Deep dirt

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    But it would be pretty cool to see Elon hanged!
     
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  22. JonathanCoachman

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    Has a day gone by since the late 40’s where we haven’t been involved in at least one proxy war?

    I heard today that someone in the Pentagon criticized Ukraine for being too casualty averse. I would have done a spit take had I had been drinking something at the time. Since the Napoleonic Wars, Ukranians might be the least casualty averse people on the planet. The US is definitely at the very bottom of this list since the end of Vietnam.
     
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  23. Name P. Redacted

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    Absolutely
     
  24. fattus

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    Do your friends know Ronald Savage?
     
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  26. NineteenNine

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    I got five on it.
     
  27. Can I Spliff it

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  28. Redav

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    He's not wrong
     
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  30. AbeFroman

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    It's tragically hilarious when 2nd amendment advocates are in favor of Ukraine compromising with Russia by giving them land that Russia invaded. Stand your ground for me but not for thee.
     
  31. JonathanCoachman

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    Might as well give Russia Istanbul while we're at it because the origin of their claim for why the occupied territories belong to them is that they wanted to conquer Constantinople from The Ottoman's and present day Ukraine just happened to be in their way. The Russian Empire thought they were the rightful successors to the Roman Empire for.....reasons.
     
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  32. JonathanCoachman

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    PS

    The current day Russia and The Russian Empire shouldn't be thought of as the continuation of a single sovereign state. It would be like thinking Turkey and The Ottoman Empire are the same thing.
     
  33. NineteenNine

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    :laugh: that should go without saying.
     
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  35. fattus

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    The Tsardom of Russia was ruled by the Rurik Dynasty up until The Time of Troubles and the ascension of The Romanovs, so Ukraine was a part of it or a claim of it since it’s inception.
     
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  36. Biff Bridges

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    I've got a Bluesky invite code. Shoot me a PM
     
  37. NineteenNine

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  38. JonathanCoachman

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    Weird that he would have a pale white woman with blonde hair as his teacher in Malaysia.
     
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  39. chuckmasterflex

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  40. Can I Spliff it

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  41. Can I Spliff it

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  43. bro

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  44. Can I Spliff it

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  45. Redav

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    You got any diseased monkeys lying around?