Elon Buys Twitter

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  1. hood b. goode

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  2. steamengine

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    If any of your friends or family listen to the all in pod it’s time to intervene ASAP
    I hate everything about him. I hate the way he walks. I hate his facial hair. I hate x2lkxjr.
     
  3. BudKilmer

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  4. a.tramp

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    yeah but, fuck musk even more
     
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  5. chuckmasterflex

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    I have a hard time believing the government is going to put up with a South African interfering with supported military operations against Russia. But I've been wrong before.
     
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  6. beerme

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    The framing there is a little different - cutting off access before or during an attack and denying access to further extend range are two different things. Granted if he’s getting funding from the us mother fucker should get in line.
     
  7. Redav

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    They definitely will not do anything to Musk
     
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  8. Killy Me Please

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    Elons incel walk is hilarious.
     
  9. wes tegg

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    Imagine being that wealthy and dressing/looking like such a slob.
     
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    The oldest I feel is when I see the dude that wrote Straight Outta Compton was on Tucker Carlson’s show.
     
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    A leopard ate...it's own face?
     
  13. NCHusker

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    It's kinda bad that one of the richest men on the planet hangs out at the worst places on the internet and gobbles up all their idiotic nonsense
     
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  14. Tobias

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    “i actually think it’s kinda good that he does”

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  15. Redav

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    It's always funny to me when extremely rich and powerful people believe conspiracy theories. You idiot these aren't for you to believe!
     
  16. chuckmasterflex

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  17. timo

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    Starlink Is Falling Way Short of Projections on Revenue and Users

    With its impressive constellation of satellites, Starlink has become somewhat of a household name in spite of its relatively niche market. That hasn't saved it, however, from its numbers coming up drastically short of internal projections, the Wall Street Journal reports.

    Starlink, a division of Elon Musk's SpaceX, reported a revenue of $1.4 billion for 2022. That's respectable on its own, but a far cry from what the company expected to be raking in by now.

    According to a 2015 presentation obtained by the WSJ, SpaceX projected that Starlink would generate nearly $12 billion in revenue and $7 billion in profit in 2022. By 2025, it hoped to clear $30 billion — which now seems laughable.

    https://futurism.com/the-byte/starlink-way-short-projections-revenue-users
     
  19. NineteenNine

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    Profit, as in profit including launches? They expected to be profitable already?

    :laugh:
     
  20. timo

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    Perhaps the only way I'll be able to break my addiction to this vile product.
     
  21. Redav

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    I use Twitter maybe twice a week when I'm really bored. That would kill it for me
     
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  22. bro

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    even if it was 50 cents, I would not pay it. and I am sure millions others would bail
     
  23. $P1

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    I would have paid for a well-moderated Twitter owned by someone not named Elon Musk.
     
  24. bro

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    devine
     
  25. fattus

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    Agreed. He’s a fantastic mod.
     
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  26. VaxRule

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    “I need your money.”

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    There’s no way he’s that stupid. out of principle I will never pay for social media and unless I’m stuck on a island and somehow have a charger and need cell phone service I will not gove any of my money to musk.
     
  28. steamengine

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    Glad Netanyahu has the pulse of twitter’s newest revenue scam
     
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  30. fattus

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    I can’t count how often I have had that thought, and yet he continues to prove me wrong.
     
  31. AbeFroman

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    This guy is obviously a bot. Elon told me that's the only reason people won't pony up for a formerly free service.
     
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  32. Prospector

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  33. NoNatty

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    You guys don’t want to give Elon musks your credit card info? What could go wrong?
     
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    There was a time when I was young/insecure when I actively would analyze how I walked , so I walked even weirder. He looks like 12 year old HuskerinMiami and he's a grown adult.

    DeSantis does the same thing, but with his face.
     
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    He'd lose his shit if an employee even thought of taking their kid to work.
     
  37. Tug

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    There might be a valid answer but why is Elon casually meeting with so many heads of state
     
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  38. wes tegg

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    he’s a Bond villain
     
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  39. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Because they all want to control over messaging and he’s power tripping
     
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  40. steamengine

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    Little man is already not liking being called X
     
  42. Shawn Hunter

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    Bluesky invites

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  43. Redav

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    I guess the Tesla AI could not kill the bot problem in a couple of months
     
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  44. BudKilmer

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    Whammy
     
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