Elon Buys Twitter

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  1. AptosDuck

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    Realli?
     
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  2. Bruce Bowen

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    Anyone who even goes into the youtube comment section is a fucking sicko and should be evaluated.
     
  3. Redav

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    It's just good marketing when no one has any idea what a vehicle is capable of or what any of the specs on it are
     
  4. ~ taylor ~

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    Luckily for Musk and most other grifters and charlatans, the United States are filled with people with more money than brains.
     
  5. Bruce Bowen

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    reddit.com/r/cybertruck is a riot.
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    On that video of the the cybertruck struggling offroading here is why:
    Driver doesn't know what he's doing
    Tires are too inflated
    Tires are shitty
    It was a test to push its limits and it succeeded
    (when shown a video of another vehicle easily going over the same course) well that vehicle was meant for offroading, also they had a better driver
     
  6. CaneKnight

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    “People think this car is stupid so I want one”

    ^^^imagine how bad you are at decision making in ur life if ur brain works this way
     
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  7. HoosDaMan

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    It’s exactly the way Trump voters think so it makes sense considering a Venn diagram of UFC, Musk, Trump, Crypto is one giant circle
     
  8. shawnoc

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    These are the same people who say, “just imagine how much data they got when that rocket exploded.“
     
  9. fattus

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    Reddit is a cesspool. The worst of the terminally online make it their home.
     
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  10. timo

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    that looks like warm piss
     
  11. Tug

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    What the fuck is cyberbeer
     
  12. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    It’s like yall are forgetting the Tesla tequila or vodka that came in a lightning bolt bottle
     
  13. kezarmyaj

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    getting tetanus and dysentery for $75 a bottle is sick (literally) bro!
     
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  15. BudKilmer

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    Elon becoming a mass shooter but failing and shooting himself in the dick is the end game here isn’t it
     
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  16. VaxRule

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    Inshallah
     
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  17. ~ taylor ~

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    I thought the Cyberbeer thing was a joke. Holy fuck, Musk Folk are the dumbest people around.
     
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  18. Bruce Bowen

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    Those beers and steins pair well with the bored ape nfts 99% of his customer base owns.
     
  19. Redav

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    I'm guessing the cyberbeer is not FDA approved
     
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  20. Tug

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    Cyberbeer is $150 for two 11.2 oz bottles
     
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  21. Redav

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    I can't believe that cyberbeer is real. Idk how I'm surprised
     
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  22. CaneKnight

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    if someone is dumb enough to buy that I don’t feel bad for them. Grifting right wing morons is a good thing imo
     
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  23. Bruce Bowen

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    He's following in these footsteps
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    It just dawned on me buying steaks from a guy who eats his well done with ketchup, vodka from a guy who doesn't drink, and go to his "university" when he's a fucking moron.
     
  24. HoosDaMan

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    Ha. Ha.
     
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  25. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    It’s wild how much this guy gets away with
     
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  26. HoosDaMan

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    People were ignoring it until he went full anti-Semitic.
     
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  27. FrankReynolds

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    ... Went?
     
  28. Cornelius Suttree

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    Wild how many seemingly normal people still have Twitter accounts too
     
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  29. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    It’s the “you’re not racist until you say the N word” rule of the right. No nuance. Only gotchas.
     
  30. Cornelius Suttree

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    If only Threads had more football content
     
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  31. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    more sports content on any other alternative platform and I'd be there
     
  32. Where Eagles Dare

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    Whammy is it good business strategy to openly agree with antisemites and destroy your revenue stream?
     
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  34. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Laughing like a god damn maniac at this, what a thing for a CEO to tweet after the owner of your company tweets great replacement theory racisms.
     
  35. Redav

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    Standard blocking and tackling
     
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  36. Cornelius Suttree

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    very clear

    is cis still a slur?
     
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  37. JonathanCoachman

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    I’m not a fan of how “Cis Het” sounds so I’m gonna go all Ana Kasparian and abandon all of my left wing views because of that sole petty reason.
     
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  38. COVIDiskilingme79

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    That's a name I haven't heard in like ten years.
     
  39. yesman

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    NBA Threads is legit. NFL growing each week. Sooner yinz start threadin the better. Get on there and start talking about your shitty school (I do mine).
     
  40. Shawn Hunter

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    Who are the good NBA follows on Threads?
     
  41. yesman

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    yorush is my guy and the algorithm takes it from there.
     
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  42. fattus

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    When Twitter ends I’m sure he’ll come in here and claim he was just playing with us and lie about all the money he made shorting it.
     
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  43. Bruce Bowen

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    I forget what they said exactly but I saw a screenshot of someone posting two tweets as a test
    “Fuck trans people” then “fuck cis people”

    The cis one got flagged. No clue the validity of it but I assume it was legit.
     
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  44. rulethirty

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    threads gets better by the day on this front right now.

    they finally have tags coming out too, which will help a ton
     
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  45. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Quitting Twitter during the height of sports season was tough but I feel better for it. Also missing breaking news for 5-10 minutes isn’t the worst thing in the world.
     
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  46. Butthead

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    Opened it up this morning

    Israel is still buying ads that show up in my feed. Like the government of Israel
     
  47. beerleagueman

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    college football is the only sport that is still mostly non existent on threads. NBA presence has improved a lot