Elon Buys Twitter

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  1. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Boom... head shot.
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    Or doesn't work.
     
  2. Nashville Knight

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    Americans are generally bigger and fatter than the people in China. I also have to imagine their downtown urban cores are denser and require smaller vehicles than the US?
     
  3. Tman12

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    Someone needs to tell Elon's Mom that she and her son need to have thicker skin. Just like he told the black Tesla workers.
     
  4. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    SI swimsuit edition has gotten weird over the years. Today's kids will never understand how it used to be.
     
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  5. LuPoor

    LuPoor Revenge bedtime procrastinator
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    Just sounds like they are superior in essentially every aspect of this discussion
     
  6. TAXTAXTAX

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    What's your point? They also have 5 times the population, and the most robust public transportation system in the world.

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  7. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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  8. bro

    bro Hey Hermano
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    He doesn’t have a point. His brain is the size of a buffalo nickel.
     
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  9. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  10. BudKilmer

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    Let’s get to the cancelling of this motherfucker
     
  11. ~ taylor ~

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    Welp.
     
  12. IvanTheTerrible

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    I’m for one shocked by this news
     
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  13. ~ taylor ~

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    Now he's going to pretend to have founded sexually assaulting masseuses. Pour Deshaun.
     
  14. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    A horse, eh? Never heard that as a bribe piece but I appreciate the ingenuity
     
  15. BudKilmer

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    I bet he tried to pay her off in doge coin
     
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  16. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    Wow I can't believe all of his warnings about how he was going to be criticized more harshly by the left soon was because he did some creepy sex stuff.
     
  17. nexus

    nexus TMB’s TSO
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    oh god if cancel culture were ever actually a thing now would be the time
     
  18. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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  19. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    I love when these threads blow up in real time. Congrats fans of this guy
     
  20. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    He’s just smarter than everyone else, he pays hundreds of thousands (of dollars, horses, what have you) to be soundly rejected for sex! You losers only wish you could be so abhorrent. On Mars, all of the little green Martians will fuck him and then who will be the one looking stupid, hm?
     
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  21. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Man with unlimited access to some of the most technologically advanced cars in the world and space travel offers up a horse.

    Spent too much time pretending to be in Austin building a truck factory I guess.
     
  22. CUAngler

    CUAngler Royale with Cheese
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    “Hey babe just a quick tug on the musk rocket and I’ll buy you a pony”

    :roll:
     
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  23. Handcuffed

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    you mean the chauvinist who named his car models S, E, X, Y and "jokes" about renaming Twitter to Titter is a creepy loser? color me shocked.
     
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  24. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    I never caught on to those model letters. Sheesh
     
  25. Redav

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    Lol had no idea about the model numbers. This guy is truly brilliant
     
  26. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Richest man in the world can’t get laid
     
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  27. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Can't people want to cancel the man who invented manned space flight
     
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  28. Nandor the Relentless

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    He probably laughs when someone says boobies
     
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  29. CUAngler

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    I think my favorite part is the “if I was a perv y’all would have known by now”
     
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  30. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Proposition literally any adult but one of your employees, Elon.
     
  31. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Frequently types 5318008 into his calculator.
     
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  32. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    mans is a full fledged sex pest
     
  33. Nandor the Relentless

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    Has boobiez as his password
     
  34. Nandor the Relentless

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    or boobiez69420
     
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  36. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  37. dblplay1212

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    :laugh:

     
  38. poor paul

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  39. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I am the king of the divan
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    Let’s not get carried away
     
  40. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Is this the part of his story arc where he has a mental break and decides to abandon renewable energy and instead puts all of his money and engineers to work on creating a satellite based death ray to annihilate his perceived enemies?
     
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  41. poor paul

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    this is where we find out if the spiderman can save us
     
  42. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I am the king of the divan
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  43. bro

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  44. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    All South Africans with white skin suck, prove me wrong
     
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  45. dblplay1212

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    Charlize Theron seems solid.
     
  46. timo

    timo molto bene
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    "Incel billionaire Elon Musk"
     
  47. Redav

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    Haha
     
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  48. dblplay1212

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    Words - Men only
    Pictures - Women majority

     
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  49. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    I feel like I've gotten way more bot followers the past three weeks or so than I had in the two years prior
     
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