Elon Buys Twitter

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  1. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    I mean wtf. My neighbor is awesome. The distance runners running here are really nice
     
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  2. IV

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    I can only speak from experience but after 2 hours of hearing what a nuisance elephants are I was over it
     
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  3. BayouMafia

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    I work with three white South Africans who are fantastic people
     
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  4. IV

    IV Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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    Sounds like we need a poll
     
  5. chuckmasterflex

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    My freshman English teacher in college was a white lady from South Africa. The course was "The Empire Writes Back" and it was just writings from people in colonized countries. She was pretty cool. She had lots of problems with Leo's accent in Blood Diamond. When she did her take on what he should've sounded like, I couldn't really follow, but it did sound cooler.
     
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  6. Emma

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    As dbl said, Charlize. She's good stuff.
     
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  7. IV

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    being an Eileen Warnos fan tracks
     
  8. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Wild accusations? You were in the meetings when space X settled

     
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  9. Bruce Bowen

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    Tweet through it bb
     
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  10. Gallant Knight

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    Hate to see this happen to him damn
     
  11. poor paul

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    out of the three, how many of them had parents who owned emerald mines and explicitly tried to endure apartheid?
     
  12. Josey Wales

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    Elon slowing turns into the bad guy in the next lethal weapon movie.

    But sir, you’re blick
     
  13. BayouMafia

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    I do sometime think about asking them about apartheid and how their parents and grandparents lived like that and thought it was ok. We work for a German company so I also look at my German coworkers and wonder how many of them had grandparents who fought for the Nazis. But considering my mom remembers separate water fountains and in present day our police hunt people of color for sport instead we talk about what’s on Netflix.
     
  14. poor paul

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    there are good people from all over, I get your point. I won't argue, mostly because I am tired.
     
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  15. Lyrtch

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    i need to ask my MIL's boyfriend about his time in the military and then as a cop in Ireland

    i think i've educated myself enough that I won't cause an incident
     
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  16. Lyrtch

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    mississippi still having that insane jim crow governor rule on the books is wild speaking of how recent america's own apartheid system got dismantled (mostly)
     
  17. BayouMafia

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    I wasn’t trying to contradict your point, my response was more of a parallel thought
     
  18. chuckmasterflex

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    My grandfather fought 3 years in the pacific, and as such he refused to get in my parents Mazda. He was also very racist against black people. My grandmother made sure my dad's black friends as a kid left before he came home.

    I really don't think asking people how racist their grandparents are or were is a healthy question, unless you've established a relationship.
     
  19. Sir Phobos

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    in light of being accused of sexual harassment of my employees, I'm not sure saying "man, if I was doing this shit you'd already know" would be my lead defense.
     
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  20. Lyrtch

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    not totally related but bizarrely my grandparents were less racist than some of their own kids

    especially era adjusted racism or EAR
     
  21. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Elon, sir, please keep posting
     
  22. chuckmasterflex

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    I, the richest man to ever live, challenge my accuser to prove to the public that am not problematic.
     
  23. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    “Jesus, Larry, she knows about Little Mickey!”

    [​IMG]
     
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  24. Eathan Edwards

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    He's also setting himself up for specific failure here - news flash, women talk to each other quite a bit about dicks - probably a lot of girls there that could get that intel.
     
  25. Dillingham

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    Have there been any good posts by resident musk weirdos on the board? I want a good laugh this AM
     
  26. Beeds07

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    This is outstanding.
     
  27. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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  28. wes tegg

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    she needs to come out and say that he had a tremendous penis, and he’ll admit to the world that he has a baby dick
     
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  29. ashy larry

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    checkmate nerd
     
  30. Name P. Redacted

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    Finally we are getting some statistics in the racism game.
     
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  31. Hoss Bonaventure

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    He specifically said scars and tattoos, so I assume he has a scar from penis enhancement surgery and a tattoo on his pubic area that says “Not a scar from penis enhancement surgery” with an arrow pointing to it.
     
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  32. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    #lawyered
     
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  33. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Is this gonna end with a detailed description and an Elon Musk dick pic? At least his super fans will finally be satisfied.
     
  34. El Tiburon

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    “Why is this accusation only being made now?” ask really intelligent people about an accusation made some time ago and already settled well before Musk announced his alleged desire to buy Twitter.
     
  35. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    Didn't Rick Pitino testify under oath that he was a premature ejaculator?
     
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  36. El Tiburon

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    Kind of, he started answering before the lawyer finished asking the question.
     
  37. WC

    WC Bad Company, ‘til the day I die.
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    (sigh)
     
  38. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Yeah he said the encounter lasted like 15 seconds
     
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  39. Beeds07

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    Not quite, they still won’t be able to ride it, only continue to fantasize about it.
     
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  40. IV

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    Guys I was drunk last night and said some things about South Africans and Russians

    and it was all correct
     
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  41. steamengine

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    Been there lol
     
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  42. TAXTAXTAX

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    This whole Elon thing is really entertaining.

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  43. Beeds07

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  44. beerleagueman

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    Jack endorsed this guy and in 1 month he has turned into Portnoy going after accusers
     
  45. Super Vegeta

    Super Vegeta I'm starting to feel like I'm entering my slut era
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    Whenever I see his mom I’m always reminded of someone saying she looks like she belongs in a mortal kombat game.
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  46. JonathanCoachman

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    My new neighbor is a South African white. I’m pretty sure I heard him talking to his dog in Afrikaans the other day.
     
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  47. kennypowers

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    Ernie Els always struck me as a dickhead
     
  48. Eathan Edwards

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  49. mb711

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