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Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Whammy, Apr 14, 2022.
thought it was Dan Marino and that would have been terrific
Hell yeah we are going all in now
Elon has the biggest brain
What *won't* this guy say ha ha!
To me, when you say "Marino," I think Dan.
I was sitting here trying to figure out why the fuck he was inviting Ken Marino into his plane
i wonder what elon would have to say to get himself ousted as CEO from either Tesla or SpaceX
i remember he had found a way to insulate himself on the Board of Tesla a few years ago but it's very clear he's hurting the company. SpaceX isn't public so idk there.
Oh shit. I hate it when I'm right:
If he wants to buy twitter for the deal he agreed to he is still allowed to do that. Literally no one is stopping him from doing that.
Just a friendly reminder to EAT THE RICH
You either die a spoiled man baby emerald heir or live long enough to be a shitpitter
Dude is glad handing Bolsonaro in Brazil. But yeah, he just decided to be a fascist and we're all to blame.
I would pay a lot for that PPV fight - especially given while on a plane. Basically a mission impossible scene.
I kind of figured this was coming since he wasn't following the agreement with Twitter and kind sorta seems to have lost his mind and is trying to tweet through it
TSLA gonna crash show low Gallant Knight is gonna start being long on it
You just hate to see it.
The best possible outcome is going to be him blowing himself up trying to get to Mars.
Gallant Knight in a month:
Eh I would be fine with aggressive colon cancer
If they remove musk the stock will go down 90%
also the board is made up of his friends so they won’t do shit
There's more justice in it being of his own doing. Ripping his own colon out with his self-designed decancerizing raygun would work.
imagine at any point ever gargling this dude's musty sac. when was he ever cool?
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Tesla no longer makes cars. They’re going to become patent trolls. Relocating to Texas makes sense now.
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what a great troll opportunity
old but a favorite of mine
Pls keep posting through it Elon
Trees. The answer is trees.
Where’s my $100 million?
Wonder what he’s on right now
Feel like the broad abuse of Adderall in tech and elite society in general is under examined
Or other stimulants, obvi
Man just took a surprise trip to South America in his private jet. I am jumping to all the conclusions.
Elon is online enough to know how this works. Make sure to use burners
I still can't get over the fact that he's outlined his litigation strategy as being designed to lose massive amounts of money.
Sign up to get paid a flat fee to take instructions from a non-lawyer to chase windmills and get your teeth kicked in!
There's a certain kraken lawyer who has filed in every conceivable jurisdiction who might be available
The first letter of each word in every motion you file will spell out messages like “Help my client is a moron”
but can you imagine the power of knowing that your litigation position is based on justice, not the merits of the case?
The idea that "I must be virtuous because society allows me to have all this money" leads Musk to believe her can convince people of his point of view. The more he doesn't do that he thinks he just hasn't explained it well enough so you get posting through it.
Better yet, on Elon Musk's perception of justice!
He’s creating a Batman Department
I’d rather hear his thoughts on David Justice
This is one hell of a take
The human brain is fascinating.