Elon Buys Twitter

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  1. skiedfrillet

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  2. bro

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    FREE SPEECH
     
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  3. bro

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    what the fuck
     
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  4. Redav

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    I'm thinking she was lying
     
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  5. Bruce Wayne

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    I think this was touched on briefly, but this guy 100% believes in the great replacement theory
     
  6. JonathanCoachman

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    Growing up as a wealthy white kid in the dying days of the South African Apartheid regime, I imagine he would have been inundated with racist bullshit like Great Replacement. Maybe a straight line can be drawn from that to the Tesla factory segregation stories.
     
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  7. Bruce Wayne

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  8. Can I Spliff it

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    Gosh elon

    What could be contributing to people putting off having kids
     
  9. Montclaire de Haviland

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    Headbutt, straight to the nose
     
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  10. bro

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    Thanks for having all those kids Elon. Only 8 billion on the planet. Thanks for doing your part
     
  11. Fran Tarkenton

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    When we were overpopulating prior to gilded age 2.0
     
  12. bwi2

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    Musk citing the fired security dude’s claims as new cause for terminating the purchase agreement
     
  13. BP

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    Elon gonna try and get that pic scrubbed off then internet
     
  14. Andy Reocho

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    Too bad for him, the internet is forever.
     
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  15. Bruce Bowen

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  17. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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  18. Beeds07

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    Stop appropriating non white people into our fantasy culture, brought to you by the people who think every person in the Middle East in the Bible was a blonde hair, blue eyed white dude.
     
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  19. Jax Teller

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    There was a video clip saying some text from Elon to his banker could help twitters case against him. Anyone see what the text said?
     
  20. Gotch Yarbrough

    Gotch Yarbrough Canada eh?
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    "Let's slow down just a few days. Putin's speech tomorrow is really important. It won't make sense to buy Twitter if we're heading into World War 3."

    Twitter argues that this shows that concerns about bots aren't the real reason for pulling out.
     
  21. LSUTigers1986

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    A few years back, a former colleague drunkenly texted me from his work phone, “Those [XYZ company] morons can suck it” the night we got a deal done, only to have XYZ company challenge said deal in court and so the text made it into discovery. Our legal counsel coaching us on how to navigate what “suck it” could potentially mean if we were deposed was great, but the boss up about 10 levels above us didn’t think so. My coworker “left” shortly after our side won in court.
     
  22. Eathan Edwards

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    That's on their PR team - why not make them child sized Chuckie dolls or something else horrifying - win/win.

    If it doesn't damage it much your car is proven to minimize the amount of damage to a child - if it's massacred, you know you have a vehicle capable of taking out a fictional murderous child.
     
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  23. Can I Spliff it

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    Arent the descriptions of every antagonist factions' physical appearances in tolkien, like, plainly racistly motivated? Like worse than rowling's totally-not-anti-semitic description of the goblin bankers?

     
  24. Can I Spliff it

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  25. Redav

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    Just randomly added that feature I guess
     
  26. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    can’t wait for one of his fanboys to drown trying out this obviously bullshit feature
     
  27. Bricktop the white

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  28. IvanTheTerrible

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    This will end well
     
  29. bro

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    "not too choppy"

    AKA, it will be a death trap
     
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  30. Imurhuckleberry

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    Sign me up
     
  31. Dick Dollars

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  32. racer

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    Heavy stainless steel filled with the most dense substances imaginable in the automotive world is well known for its buoyancy.
     
  33. Tobias

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    there are plenty of resources available if you’re feeling suicidal man you don’t have to drown in a ugly suv
     
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  34. Tobias

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  35. Redav

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    Is this truck even in production? How do you randomly add seaworthiness to a presumably already in production vehicle? What kind of crazy costs would that add for a feature that most people wouldn't need?
     
  36. DuffandMuff

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  37. Tobias

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    it’s DLC. the car senses you have crashed into choppy oceans and the AI comes over the speaker to ask you to authorize a one time charge of $999.99 for the card on file to engage choppy ocean mode
     
  38. racer

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    Lol at you thinking this is actually in production
     
  39. racer

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    FWIW I believe rivian has a 3-foot wade depth, so I imagine any electric truck would be similar.
     
  40. 40wwttamgib

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    "waterproof enough" is a really good selling point when you think about it
     
  41. racer

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    It’s like playing Oregon trail irl

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  42. Handcuffed

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    what's old is new again

     
  43. Bricktop the white

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    anyone who doesn't caulk the wagon and float it is a coward
     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's really them covering their ass when Auto Pilot drives ppl into the river
     
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  45. Redav

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    Now everyone who buys one is going to have to sign a waiver that Tesla is not responsible if they drive their cybertruck into a river
     
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