Elon Makes Cash Offer to Take Over Twitter

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  1. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    i pray to an altar of founder kroc every night before bed
     
  2. Penguin The Duck

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    for the reord neither did your post about parrots in austrian schools
     
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  3. Tobias

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    all billionaires are horrible and should fear for their lives and people that pay real money for a shitty digital picture of a cartoon animal are idiots

    neither of these statements are remotely controversial
     
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  4. user15000

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    You posted that capitalism is the problem. I responded that you sound like a whiny child because that's not going to change. Didn't think it was that difficult to understand, but here we are.
     
  5. Lyrtch

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    thats not true, crypto ideology at large and specifically the BTC narratives are built on old school austrian school rhetoric. its not a disputable thing.
     
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  6. Penguin The Duck

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    Bullshit. What do parrots have to do with any of this?

    Disputed.
     
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  7. Lyrtch

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  8. Penguin The Duck

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    Yea this is where you get boring again and can't understand the sarcasm. I'll let you and user have this crypto conversation.
     
  9. Lyrtch

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    Ok
     
  10. user15000

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    Somewhat on topic:



     
  11. Nashville Knight

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    I hope Elon buys Twitter. I miss Babylon Bee.
     
  12. Lyrtch

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    who says twitter is critical to our democracy
     
  13. ~ taylor ~

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    Mediocre intelligence
     
  14. Tobias

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    laying it on way too thick here cmon
     
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  15. Truman

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    People making bad faith arguments
     
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  16. skiedfrillet

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    I enjoy how Paddy revolutionized the term revolutionized

    I’m on page 2 bear w me I’ve got some more bad jokes coming
     
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  17. portlandspartan

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    Everyone, basically. And Elon is just trying to save it. Democracy I mean.
     
  18. BudKilmer

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    im pages behind but this is the funniest post in the history of this board :roll:
     
  19. Penguin The Duck

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    It’s called context and this isn’t the first or last time this has been said. Try to keep up :laugh:
     
  20. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Houndster being an actual snowflake is pretty funny, another disappointing detail about the worst moderator ever. his posting discourages the will to live
     
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  21. skiedfrillet

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    I was gonna say - I’m pretty close with the ceo of a smallish (sub 500 employees) company that’s been going through some poor times for about 3 years now and I do not envy his day to day. It’s got to be incredibly stressful trying to find a way to secure additional funding from private investors and find a way to try and save the company.
     
  22. Penguin The Duck

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    The dude making up a quote saying I support slavery or the poster saying kill narcissistic billionaires managed to slip right past your qualifications
     
  23. Truman

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    Government ruins everything. It should stay out of business

    Also “hey we don’t like how Twitter is being run. Where is government to regulate them regulating muh free speech”
     
  24. hood b. goode

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    Someone educate me on the fucking shrek thing
     
  25. skiedfrillet

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  26. user15000

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    Huh? No one is calling for the govt to do shit. They’re poking fun at the people who rightfully claimed “there is no freedom of speech on Twitter” when people got banned now having a problem with Musk maybe buying the company and running it however he sees fit.
     
  27. Name P. Redacted

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    How do we corral user15k and penguin back to their respective threads this is absolutely terrible
     
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  28. skiedfrillet

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    Wow this thread really had some great twists and turns over the last 13 pages
     
  29. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    This means the world to me
     
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  30. kennypowers

    kennypowers Big shit like a dinosaur did it
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    I’m about to sell all crypto I own just to not be associated with these lunatics.
     
  31. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    please rename thread DEAD DOVE Do Not Eat!!
     
  32. Handcuffed

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    i said kill 1-2 narcissistic billionaires, dumbass
     
  33. Joe Withabee

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    He lost his virginity at ~20 with a Tinder girl that looked like Fiona, posted her picture and bragged about it. He was mocked viciously
     
  34. Joe Withabee

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    Before I get throttled, please tell me this twat has been downgraded to normal mod, at the very least
     
  35. wes tegg

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    He’s not going to buy Twitter. Like everything else he does, the goal of this is market manipulation.
     
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  36. i am a bammer

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    even Dump was embarrassed
     
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  37. NDJOECA

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    ^^^voted for Ron Paul
     
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  38. Bricktop the white

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    user1500 is absolutely going to shoot up a federal reserve building when the pedocoin bubble bursts.
     
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  39. chuckmasterflex

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    Yeah, it is a very good movie. Seems an idealized version of what Elon Musk has done with his companies capitalism wise.
     
  40. The Milkman

    The Milkman Send lawyers, guns and money, shit has hit the fan
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    Agreed 100%.
     
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  41. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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    If you beat the game at 30, then at 31 someone gives you the cheat codes, you still beat the game fair and square. HTH all the 40yo with cheat codes who still can’t get past Bowser.
     
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  42. chuckmasterflex

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    GoodForAnother Just wanted to say that you do a good job managing the board. I also think you're funny.

    This is a just tedious conversation.
     
  43. IV

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    Their comedy/satire is fucking awful, what a take
     
  44. Joe Withabee

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    Or a Fiat dealership
     
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  45. IV

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    This thread was a 10/10 shit storm, I love it
     
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  46. GoodForAnother

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    Ty man
     
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  47. chuckmasterflex

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    Without billionaires holding impossible amounts wealth deciding what is within the Overton Window of conversation? Are we truly freed?
     
  48. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    who would we say is the best/most benevolent billionaire out there? I can only name like 6 of these dudes but Buffett or Cuban?
     
  49. GoodForAnother

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    our founder who art named Kevin
     
  50. IV

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    Bezos ex wife probably
     
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