Elon Makes Cash Offer to Take Over Twitter

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  4. 40wwttamgib

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    "solid adamantium"

    -elon musk probably
     
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    Pretty sure that's the taxi from Time Cop
     
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    The Tesla "8-Bit" Cybertruck
     
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    Blade Runner is set in 2019 using 1982 special effects. Don’t get me wrong, it rules. But, that’s not really a compliment.
     
  10. timo

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    not to mention the premise of the movie is -- if I remember correctly (since it's been a spell since I watched it) -- a dystopian future complete with an all powerful, maniacal CEO
     
  11. Drown ‘Em

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    … who bioengineers synthetic humans to work as slaves and soldiers on space colonies.
     
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    If you offered me 100k or the chance to attend this seminar I’d take the seminar
     
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  14. timo

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    Do. Not. Do. This.
     
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    Like any money we have will be good after the Revolution…
     
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    Will Canada accept the Bitcoin I leave behind to my children when they are refugees seeking asylum from the Climate Wars?

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    Why are fucking senators giving financial advice anyhow?
     
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    It’s easy to make money if you get info before everyone else.
     
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    Took this pic on my way home yesterday. The fucking license plate...

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    You should have slapped a magnetic decal next to it saying “It’s Not a 2Mars.”
     
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    big 30 seconds to mars fan imo
     
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    Cars for those guys that are really into star wars
     
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    There’s no Mars in a Galaxy far away, dummy
     
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    Pls disregard what my username spelled backwards references
     
  25. jrmy

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    *puts fedora on*
    Yeah okay guy maybe you watched Empire but that doesn’t make you a Star Wars Fan
    *neckbeard thickens*
     
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    new MI license plates are clean tho :dennard:
     
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    Just saw this outside of my coworking space, what the fuck is going on?

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  28. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Guess that's more appropriate for another thread that I'd rather not step foot into.
     
  29. kennypowers

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  30. bro

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    nothing says rolling in crypto cash like a toyota camry
     
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    It's the weird Jesus combo guys,

    "Woe unto thee, for the lord sayeth your job offer hath been rescinded"

    Jesus said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for they are old enough to make their own decisions here on Bitcoin Island.”
     
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    Not to be confused with Jesus Jones
     
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    Jesus fish sign…pffftttt
     
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    That's actually my given name.
     
  36. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Your Own...Bitcoin... Jesus. Someone to hear your prayers.
     
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    Did you check to see if it has laser headlights
     
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  39. bro

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    Buy merch with this currency valued at .062!

     
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    Man what losers are buying SpaceX merch
     
  41. BudKilmer

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    freakshow Elon fan boys are the strangest reply guys on all of Twitter
     
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    Kinda old but don't see it posted...
     
  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    If true, that should be enough to destroy them in a just society, but as capitalists we'll give him a billion dollar fine whilst providing him govt subsidies
     
  44. Truman

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    Right here, right now... my fake fortune is not where I want to be.
     
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  45. timo

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    Right. Tesla bailout coming
     
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  46. timo

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    like, if they actually rigged it so their autopilot shuts off to hide the fact that their autopilot system is actually total shit and causes accidents, then everyone who has had a Tesla run into them (other cars, pedestrians, cyclists, etc.) is going to sue them into the fucking ground.

    Until the GOP takes over and puts some ridiculous cap on auto manufacturers' liability.

    and they'll probably get a bailout too, just for the fuck of it.
     
  47. Truman

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  48. Beeds07

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    Seriously, fuck off Florida, though that should be all the African American votes he gets. I won’t be, because Uncle Toms gonna Uncle Tom, but so I don’t bury the lede, fuck off Florida.
     
  49. bro

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    love having my politicians being super online trolls
     
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  50. devine

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    Kind of sad to see how painfully he is and get rewarded with laughs by his yes men