Elon Makes Cash Offer to Take Over Twitter

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  1. bro

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    That man frumpy as hell
     
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  2. steamengine

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    I need a black tshirt too so I can understand why these people exist
     
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  3. Bruce Wayne

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    God he was so proud of himself for that. What a chode
     
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  4. LetItSoak

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    For a guy with 4 or 5 kids who claims to work 80hrs a week he has an awful lot of free time for trolling
     
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  6. Roy

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    lmao at the "good sir" at the end. perfection.
     
  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Starting to see a lot of Tesla resignations pop up on linkedin due to their change in remote work policy.
     
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  8. wes tegg

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    He has six kids, and all were the result of IVF or a surrogate. I like to think that's because he has a micropenis.
     
  9. Name P. Redacted

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    bad swimmers IMO. it's why he was so jealous of the flooded cave guy.
     
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  11. bro

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    Had to get some shitposting done
     
  12. Doc Louis

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    Yeah there's a magnet people have extras of just laying around waiting to be used.
     
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  13. ~ taylor ~

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    I normally have some, but I used up my last "it's not a" decal on a Salt Life sticker.
     
  14. ~ taylor ~

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    Why is he meeting with Twitter employees at all? Both sides continuing the charade that they're acting in good faith?
     
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    Guy doesn't appear to have a lot of original thoughts.
     
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  16. 40wwttamgib

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    just daddy's money
     
  17. Redav

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    :shocker:
     
  18. devine

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    What happened to free speech??

     
  19. Redav

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    How do Elon fans reconcile him not actually being for free speech?
     
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  20. Name P. Redacted

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    “You can’t just say bad things about your boss and expect to not get fired”
     
  21. Name P. Redacted

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    Hair plugs might need a touch up
     
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  22. Joe Louis

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    are we not protected by the 1st amendment anymore??
     
  23. devine

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    Wait this guy is constantly spewing anti trans hate and has a child that is trans gender?

     
  24. wes tegg

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    He has like eleven kids.
     
  25. steamengine

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    And one of his baby’s moms left him for Chelsea Manning, right?
     
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  26. Bruce Wayne

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    The most recent one
     
  27. Lyrtch

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    i always enjoy when people show their niches

    to the vast vast majority of the world Grimes is far more famous than Chelsea Manning
     
  28. steamengine

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    I don’t know what this means but yes I know grimes is more famous than Chelsea Manning
     
  29. Lyrtch

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    i assumed by only referencing Chelsea by name you didn't really know who Grimes was

    scuzee
     
  30. steamengine

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    I only mentioned manning because the trans person was relevant to the conversation of the transphobe she stole some musician from.
     
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  31. El Tiburon

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    I know Grimes is a musician but I literally don’t know a single one of her songs.
     
  32. racer

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    I knew who Chelsea manning is/was. I knew nothing of Grimes.
     
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  33. Fudd

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    I am going to pistol whip the next right wing grifter who calls Elon Musk an African American.
     
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    What niche is not knowing who Grimes is? Because that's my niche.
     
  35. Beeds07

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    Is Grimes famous for being his baby mama or has she done anything that matters? I really don’t know.
     
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    Claire Elise Boucher (/buːˈʃeɪ/;[2] born March 17, 1988), known professionally as Grimes, is a Canadian musician, singer, songwriter, and record producer.[3][4] Her music has incorporated elements of varied styles, including dream pop, electronic, R&B, and hip hop, while touching on science fiction and feminist themes.[5] She has released five studio albums.
     
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  37. kennypowers

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    Feel like this song has been on a lot of commercials. Used to pop up on a lot of pandora playlists back in the day.

     
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  38. Roy

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    I had a massive crush on Grimes like 7 years ago.

    I do not know who Chelsea Manning is. Name sounds familiar though.
     
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  39. Xander Crews

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    She was born Bradley Manning and leaked a bunch of fucked up shit the US did in Iraq.
     
  40. steamengine

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    i always enjoy when people show their niches

    to the vast vast majority of the world Chelsea Manning is far more famous than Grimes
     
  41. Truman

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    Embarrassing confession :

    I didnt know who Grimes was until she married Musk. I think I heard someone talking about it and heard “Kimes”. There was a not short period of time where I thought Mina Kimes was married to Elon, which was extremely confusing. Never fulling cleared it up until he had that kid w the wierd name and realized that Mina Kimes, was in fact, not married to Musk
     
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    I like people trying to out “out of touch” each other anytime a pop culture figure is mentioned in a thread. One of the great traditions of TMB
     
  43. Lyrtch

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    fwiw i'm not trying to shame anybody, we all got our things we're into and cultural blind spots that come with age/etc.
     
  44. Nelson

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    Grimes’ album VISIONS was way ahead of its time (2012) and extremely influential in indie scene and has bled over into mainstream pop. It’s very good. :comicbookguy:
     
  45. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I can't name a specific song of hers, but I know I listened to her a bunch on Spotify as background music around this time, it was very enjoyable.
     
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    Never heard of Elon Musk until he hooked up with Grimes :mulletsmug:
     
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    Don’t act like this wasn’t a thing in 2009 when most of us were 19-24.

    I’m not trying to call you out, it’s just a funny quirk of this board.”I know less about what most people care about than you do. Conversely I know way more than you about a niche subject you wish you knew more about.”
     
  48. Redav

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    I never knew the English language until Grimes and Musk got together
     
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    This is the only grimes I shall recognize
     
  50. Beeds07

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    The only Grimes that will ever matter, but autocorrect on my phone charged it to Gomes
     
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