Elon Makes Cash Offer to Take Over Twitter

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  1. Snakes

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    Didn’t Elon and Grimes name their kid a bunch of numbers?
     
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  2. Beeds07

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    Yes be it’s they’re hip and quirky
     
  3. Goose

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    I hadn’t heard of grimes until a few months ago because of musk and hadn’t heard of Chelsea Manning until reading this thread :smug:
     
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  4. ~ taylor ~

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    Or "Grimey," as he liked to be called.
     
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  6. Name P. Redacted

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    Ohio, ladies and gentlemen.
     
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  8. CaneKnight

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    Wait second… Mr. Free Speech had people fired for taking bad about him???? I’m starting to think maybe this guy isn’t a free speech warrior after all
     
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  9. JonathanCoachman

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    He must be good at Math because the name is a bit Algebraic and it has Æ which is futuristic thanks to Æon Flux so that must mean he will get us to Mars. Both Elon and Grimes are obsessed with their aesthetic to the point they will use their own child as a prop to keep it going.
     
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  10. —

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    Hilarious that if Disney fired an employee for writing a bigoted letter the daily wire et al would be crying about the constitution and what not.
     
  11. Roy

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    I love when posters show their Nietzsche
     
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  12. Drown ‘Em

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    They named their kid: X Æ A-12
    According the article I read a while ago, the X represents “an unknown variable”, the Æ represents AI as the Æ character has been used as shorthand for AI, and both of those were chosen by Grimes. The A-12 was chosen by Elon because it was the precursor to the SR-71, supposedly their favorite plane, and the A stands for Archangel, the name of the project in which the A-12 was the 12th design, which is Grimes’ favorite song.

    However, if I remember correctly, they disagreed on the pronunciation of the name. Grimes would say it like “X AI A-12” while Elon would say “X Ash A-12” as the Æ character was known as Ash in Old English.
     
  13. ~ taylor ~

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    What tools.
     
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  14. El Tiburon

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    That explanation doesn’t really help me understand the pronunciation at all.
     
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  15. lazy bum

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    that kid is doomed.
     
  16. bwi2

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    The x is silent, phonetically it is “kid with asshole parents”
     
  17. Drown ‘Em

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    For Grimes’, just say the letters X, A, I, and then A-12.

    For Elon, say the letter X and then Ash A-12.


    I think.
     
  18. CaneKnight

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    The child s parents are a billionaire and a very big pop star. That kid isn’t even fucking close to being “doomed”. That child will most likely never even remotely know what a struggle in life is
     
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  19. lazy bum

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    psychologically he's doomed. He will never be a normal person. He'll be well off financially, sure, but being raised by these two is a recipe for disaster.
     
  20. El Tiburon

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    Jayden Smith would like a word with you.
     
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    Jaden smith is a fantastic rapper and even
    Better son. I’ll will not tolerate Jaden slander
     
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  22. El Tiburon

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    I’m team Willow.
     
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  23. VaxRule

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    Adashtwelve? Ahyphentwelve? Aminustwelve?

    The world may never know.
     
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    Kid legally changes his name to James on his 18th birthday.
     
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  25. ~ taylor ~

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    Does she ever pose nude? That's the real kiss of death for wealthy children of celebrities.
     
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  26. ~ taylor ~

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    Frank Grimes iyam
     
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    I thought this until this very moment.
     
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    you thought our sweet angel mina was married to this psycho?!?!?
     
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    Ladasha
     
  30. wes tegg

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    I thought she fathered his child. I was confused. I was especially confused by his not owning a professional sports team but having had a relationship with a sports journalist.
     
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  31. Tobias

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    tegg oh no
     
  32. wes tegg

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    This is the dumbest I've ever felt.
     
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  33. skiedfrillet

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    This isn’t the page+ update I wanted to read about
     
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  34. El Tiburon

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    Don’t feel that way, buddy. I assure you it’s not the dumbest you’ve ever actually been.
     
  35. Handcuffed

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    elon musk would never date a non-white person though
     
  36. racer

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    Grimes is about to have a new beau
     
  37. Beeds07

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    I’m starting to think he isn’t the free speech warrior people like user1500 or whatever was saying he was. Weird he has t posted in here in a while.
     
  38. Bruce Wayne

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    What's a little light treason these days anyway
     
  39. —

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    Wait til you guys find out there is a popular producer/DJ named RL Grime and there also is a style of British hip hop/electronic music called grime.
     
  40. Roy

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    still haven’t googled Chelsea Manning
     
  41. Roy

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    Wait until you find out that one of americas great novelists is named RL Stine
     
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    I get goosebumps every time
     
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  43. PAHokie

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    Like Travis Scott?
     
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  46. JonathanCoachman

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    I bet she’s got a thoroughbred of a horse.
     
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  47. jbr

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    I’ll give him credit. He walks the walk. Bringing 9 babies into the world through surrogacy and keeping that incel card in tact is dedication.
     
  48. bro

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    glad they picked a photo of her with a cold sore
     
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  49. jbr

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    Tell me you have the herp without telling me you have the herp
     
  50. Whammy

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    Man is trying to repopulate Mars himself