Elon "Nazi" Musk/ Twitter Thread

Wow: Volkswagen's EVs Are Outselling Tesla in Europe

Remember when Tesla had the best-selling vehicle in the world? Now, the beleaguered brand can't fend off Volkswagen's fleet of EVs in Europe.
A new report from Jato Dynamics took a close look at new-vehicle registrations in Europe through the first quarter of 2025, and found some surprising information. As of March 31, 65,679 new electric VWs were registered. That's an astounding year-over-year jump of 157 percent. Meanwhile at Tesla, new registrations fell 38 percent, landing at 53,237. Ouch.

It's worth noting that the data here is registrations, rather than sales. Tesla doesn't report sales by region, and it's always possible (albeit unlikely) that someone could buy a new car and not register it, for some reason. However, registration data provides a good window into the sales world, and with a difference of over 12,000 new-vehicle registrations, it's safe to assume Volkswagen is kicking Tesla's butt right now. In Europe, anyway.

 

this was about as expected (note: this is not a good report regardless). what we're waiting for is the Q2 reports because that's going to show the full effect of everything. that one is going to be a bloodbath.

 

Maybe he chose 8/8 because he likes to celebrate Jeff Fisher Day

 

Get a job, loser

 

"it’s hard to justify putting 12-15 hours a day on here and busting your ass"

 

First off, how does one seriously argue that they are “working their ass off” when said work is 14-15 hours a day of shitposting? I do that for free here on The TMB board in addition to my actual job.

Second, I love that the one conclusion these guys can never accept is maybe whatever audience they initially had is bored with them.

 

Idk if 15 hours of posting is sad or impressive

 

I also bust my ass posting on TMB for 16 hours a day. So I get it

 

With that work schedule, it’s amazing that he finds the time for yard work and running over his dog!

 

I think he's running over his dogs because he's posting from his phone while backing out of the driveway.

 

He's running over dogs just for the love of the game

 

dump bueckers

 

He laughs at your 15 hours.

 

Now that he only posts about women’s basketball those numbers have taken a dive not seen since teslas earnings call.

 

I hate this man’s account but this is the good shit

 

these little TMB nuggets sustain me.

 

That pussy ass cat turd can't keep up with us.

 

Lol holy shit

 

Oh man.

 

Holy shit

 

Looks like a vehicle that literally disassembles itself in impact. Suck a piece of shit.

 

It has no failure points engineered in.

 

It doesn't have crumple zones, but since its held together with glue it just comes apart.

 

Exquisite submicron precision

 

Rapid unexpected disassembly is a feature, not a bug.

 

In a society that functions normally those fucking things would be illegal

but we live in a hellscape

hey Gilbert, don’t buy your son a fucking death trap

 

Have they tried listing them for sale on boattrader.com

 

So this stock is going through the roof because he lied about some robot taxis that will never happen?

 

yes, he thrives on stock manipulation

 

Yes this is what always happens

 

The market continues to be charlie brown holding a football

 

Lucy holds the football, Charlie Brown tries to kick it

 

My bootleg purchases burn me again

 

Gives you glimpse into the voting populace that he can endlessly lie and stock holders never learn.

 

WE SAT DOWN FOR DINNER AND WE'VE GOT DINNER AND A SHOW HAHAHAHAHAHA

— mad radhu (@madradhu.garbage.computer) 2025-04-25T02:28:49.698Z

 

Why do people insist on driving those things into large bodies of water?

 

my god

 

My f150 can also briefly work as a boat just as successfully as that piece of shit

 

Every car can briefly be a boat if we're counting "doesn't immediately sink to the bottom"