Elon "Nazi" Musk/ Twitter Thread

Not surprised the Tesla robo taxi bro went to Terry blacks instead of La Barbecue

 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/elon-musk-vows-defeat-republicans-213107749.html

 

He is such a fucking moron

 

Sounds like some of the business plans me and my friends used to come up with while chillin in my garage. By chillin I mean doing a lot of coke.

 

Seems like a really great thing for one guy to be able to significantly affect funding for any politician who doesn't vote the way he wants (regardless of the merits of this bill in particular).

 

There are a ton of interest groups who do that at least he’s being up front about it I guess

 

Or, you know, both are bad.

 

Did I say any of it was good?

 

Schadenfreude is absolutely off the charts here.

 

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff.bsky.social) 2025-07-01T12:40:27.395Z

 

Have the think pieces come out yet about welcoming Elon back to the Democratic Party?

 

I'm sure the establishment Dems will welcome him with open arms because money. I gotta think progressives will tell him to shove it up his ass.

 

Hoping for another "Trump is an Epstein pedo" tweet.

 

Kick his ass out

 

I can't make myself defend Elon but I can't root for a US citizen to deported either so I'm just this one.

 

He should’ve come in the right way then

 

Alligator Auschwitz a fair compromise for you?

 

There's some questions about how long he stayed on his student visa but he eventually became a naturalized US citizen.

 

For both of them? That's my porn.

 

That’s not the point. The point is that the people in charge of deportations right now don’t care about citizenship status - they’re ignoring the plain text of the constitution to claim people born here aren’t citizens, for Ja’s sake. The point is that those assholes should start applying their shitty standards evenly so that even the racist dipshits that vote for the Republican Party can understand how bad all of this is.

 

They're also claiming people born here to non-US citizen parents aren't citizens too.

 

like Trump's kids?

 

Don't make me defend those bastards but I don't think there's any questions about Donald Trump's citizenship so by their standard they'd be ok.

 

Yes. That’s what I said.

 

Read your post wrong

 

I would imagine Elon travels with a mini-army of security with him. Would be to watch the ICE crew try to go get him. Won't ever happen, but I enjoyed thinking about it for 30 seconds.

 

Yeah a lot of the super lib reply guy Twitter accounts have been trying to use that line of attack like it's some sort of gotcha and it doesn't work.

 

Those rules are only for poors and peasants

 

Maybe he should just go back to his homeland. Go back to where he came from

 

Jim Clyburn would endorse & invite Elon to the fish fry as his honored guest if it meant rat fucking a progressive along the way

 

Clybum

 

Whoa. I did not expect that response from Elon there.

 

Also Jim Spradlin is a poet and he didn’t even know he was rhyming those words.

 

Just feel like if enough people constantly reply to his tweets with some variation of “lol imagine being the richest guy on earth and still getting constantly bullied by Trump” then he’ll snap

 

100%, which is hilarious that so many people revere someone who can easily be coerced by random blue checkmarks on twitter egging him on

 

Yes, yes..keep it going

 

they were desperately running a lease deal that basically gave away cars over the last month to try and goose numbers and still missed

— Brian Floyd (@brianmfloyd.bsky.social) 2025-07-02T14:02:04.644Z

next Americans start learning the rest of the world has a lot more EV options than Americans, by design.

 

Meme stock goes up because nothing matters

 

I've been shoveling money into an ETF shorting Tesla since the fallout from him and Trump and at this point I may just cut my losses and bail. Nothing makes sense

 

Too close to target for me

 

Yeah, that doesn’t seem far off.

 

Maybe it's low already, but it's only a 1% miss

 

For reference, they delivered about 440,000 in the second quarter last year.

 

unlike the guy you are replying to, read the tweet quoting the target #.