Elon "Nazi" Musk/ Twitter Thread

Not to mention do so without a chase vehicle and $5000 worth of replacement parts.

 

They dug their test hole for the dumb ass music city loop.

Then we got almost as much rain in the last 24 hours as Vegas sees in a year. I hope their shit floods.

 

timeline cleanse

— full slack (@fullslack.bsky.social) 2025-08-15T16:40:16.071Z

 

Bookmarking this video for later, but the girl falling in love with her psychiatrist story is fucking wild.

 

He probably was also super fucked up when he tweeted those out.

 

Lmao

Congrats to the average daily bsky poster for regularly making good funny jokes with an ease that apparently even the most money in the world can never ever ever buy

— Erin Fogg says Free Link (@criminalerin.bsky.social) 2025-08-16T23:16:28.313Z

 

in America, you could give millions/billions to a turtle and that turtle would be in office.

 

Well, yeah. Duh…

 

Chess is a simple game is a fucking doozy

 

too simple

 

"I know how most of the pieces move"

 

I’d beat all of your asses in ‘fog of war’ chess. You’d never know what my castle, horsey, or butt plug are doing.

 

I think we know where you'll be deploying your butt plug.

 

He was trying real hard there but if he doesn't tweet stuff like that then how else would absolute buffoons like Whammy think he was a genius?

 

Elon Musk quietly ends plans for new political party
But what about that super-scientific poll Phony Stark conducted on nüTwitter where millions of respondents who definitely were not bots indicated they were pining to join Elon's ballyhooed "America Party" and finally upend our two-party system?! We were promised a revolution, goddammit! Surely this has nothing to do with Musk's desperate desire to remain relevant and in good graces with future Republican leaders who aren't named Donald Trump or the fact that Tesla's stock price has plunged almost 20% this year or that his precious reputation has irreparably tanked, right? Right?

 

All hat no cattle

 

Incredible loser energy

lmao

— Comfortably Numb (@numb.comfortab.ly) 2025-08-22T01:46:38.308Z

 

I’m greatly annoyed by how my Trump despising parents and sister’s family have given this monster a pass.

Got a lot of he broke up with Trump so he’s not that bad, fuck off

 

What he’s replying to.

 

Tesla rejected $60 million settlement in Autopilot case that ultimately cost it 4 times that amount

— The Verge (@theverge.com) 2025-08-26T15:35:56.791Z

Plaintiffs are suing for attorneys fees based on this nugget that was made public. Turning down a settlement offer that proves to be 1/4 of what a jury awards against you is what they call Business 101.

 

I think in the valley they call that winning by losing. most of you wouldnt understand.

 

Even Musk fans and reply guys are growing appalled at his efforts to push his AI model Grok by constantly reposting animations of scantily clad female characters. “Don’t post AI soft porn for at least one day challenge,” writes one.

— Batman or halo (@milesklee.bsky.social) 2025-08-26T17:51:07.030Z

 

“Anime gooner AI slop”

what a fucking line

please meteor take us out

 

I do like the phrase “for the geeks and the gooners” that the kids use nowadays. Just rolls off the tongue right.

 

ai girlfriend doesnt judge mangled dicks

 

We used to be a proper country

 

Love me some good alliteration.

 

I don’t know what a gooner is but my son’s friends use it and I’m afraid to look it up.

 

arsenal fan

 

So worse than I thought.

 

I’m at Burning Man and there is a piece of art that says “Fuck you, Elon” in deep playa. I’ll post the picture when I have more service

 

Apologize if I'm doxxing you Neal Katyal

 

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He really is the Henry Ford of our times

 

But Ford’s cars actually worked

 

And he made money from his automobiles

 

Was Henry Ford subsidized by the federal government? (Outside of wartime shit)

 

What a fucking loser