Elon / Twitter Thread

Whammy do you cosplay as a big business boy on sundays too or do you have time to comment

 

*insert thumb in leaky hole of the titanic*

 

I'm sure the tens of dollars fine companies like FREEDOM shades, Spartan Construction and Long Blue Line Cooling Systems will easily fill the gap left by these other WOKE corporations.

 

Don't forget Black Rifle Coffee

 

GFA should put some sort of ban on whammy where he's not allowed to post anywhere else until he posts here.

 

whammys too busy celebrating the big win in argentina with all the other pay for twitter freaks

 

wish there was a convenient way to buy puts on argentina

 

will donate 100 to make this happen

 

I was at the Ferrari dealer several years ago and they had a red Ferrari (idk what type) that looked awesome. They said it was Dwayne Wade's. He had purchashed it because he was one of the few that was able to purchase it (they have a list of who can buy?) and was going to flip it. They said he had to hold onto it a bit longer, so he just left it with them. They said he never even drove it, but can flip it for a million profit.

 

Woke. Why do the rifles have to be black?

 

Because AR-15's are generally black, I'd guess. They are gun nuts.

 

It was a joke. Probably a bad one.

 

I was disappointed to see this shit in Safeway the other day

 

i drove by a black rifle coffee company store or office building and the sign said “the home of freedom fuel” and I’ve never not laughed thinking about that bat shit absurdity

 

GoodForAnother is such a thing possible

 

Could be quite a good fundraiser. I think a lot of people would throw in a $10 or $20 for that.

 

yes. He shouldn’t be allowed the privilege of other threads until he answers some questions in this one

 

Me and the fellas going to retrieve the lost thermonuclear lawsuit to sell on the black market

 

There is a company called “Alpha Breed Supplements” in a strip mall I drive by. Every time I see it it makes me LOL

 

My maga MIL told me that black rifle coffee tastes bad and then agreed with me that they’re just marketing junk to a specific demographic.

YOU! I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU, DUMBASS

 

Strong and competent leadership. Thank you sir

 

It would seem like true alphas would be born with their supplements or get them from raw bull testicles.

 

I only buy my seed oils from true patriots

 

They sell it at Academy Sports & Outdoors now along with Barstool gear and these shorts whatever this means

 

That shirt is nice. I might wear that to church.

 

Give me Grunt Style or give me death-

Patrick Henry

 

Oh how I had forgotten about grunt style until now. Lame ass design to go with a lame ass name.

 

I've always wondered if it was any good but I don't want to buy fascist coffee

 

Related saw a guy wearing this shirt this weekend in NWA, have to assume it was bertwing

 

That quote was always iffy to me but reading it was likely made up this weekend gave me faith in humanity

 

It seems that every 5th tweet is a fucking ad today.

 

I had two for the same thing stacked on top of each other earlier

 

Saw something about the ADL folks defending him even after he attacked them?

 

"Freedom of speech"

 

I keep thinking Matt Binder's thumbnail is that Russell Wilson picture

 

Biden and the Administration finally joined Threads

 

Same

 

The conundrum Elon ruining Twitter has caused. I read it on threads and thought it breaking news.

 

Understood. I’m just way late to the story.

 

I don’t know. You can have a bake sale or become a bank?

 

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