Elon / Twitter Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Whammy, Apr 14, 2022.

  1. El Tiburon

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    That’s just good business practice in action.
     
  2. portlandspartan

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    They released a rugged truck that can be ruined by bird poop
     
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  3. steamengine

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    Blocking, tackling, etc
     
  4. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    He’s stealing the Bluth Floating City idea from Arrested Development
     
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    Waterworld Rhodesia would go about as well as actual Rhodesia went
     
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  6. Bert Handsome

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  8. Drown ‘Em

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    Three hours into the market and the stock is down to 181.07. That’s nearly a 13% drop from yesterday’s close.
     
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  9. fattus

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    I would ask Whammy what’s going on, but he’s not real.
     
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  10. steamengine

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    I don’t understand why activist investors haven’t coalesced around a plan to take power away from this loser
     
  11. LetItSoak

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  12. Tug

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    The Tesla stock price doesn’t account for all of the Cybertucks turning into automated Uber Boats (briefly)
     
  13. Bert Handsome

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    When you are priced like a Nvidea but are in the same business as Ford...
     
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  14. RockHardJawn39

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  15. DollarBillHokie

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    Because the stock would be minuscule without his idiot followers.
     
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  16. ~ taylor ~

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    Most of the value in that shit company is somehow based on Elon’s involvement. Without him, the stock is sunk. With him, the company is sunk.
     
  17. Bert Handsome

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    Thinking about this, it kinda sounds like a dare
     
  18. Redav

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    Yeah my limited understanding was the stock was overvalued because of having the appearance of having a tech wizard as CEO. Welp!
     
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  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    Intentionally crashing the stock so the price tag is lower and he can then inflate it back up & dump?
     
  20. Tug

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    Wouldn’t this likely get him margin called? He definitely bought Twitter against the value of his Tesla stock
     
  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    yeah, idk
     
  22. skiedfrillet

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    lol'd at the comment "a ps1 car"
     
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  23. hood b. goode

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  24. Prospector

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    Eerie Video Shows Ghosts Appearing On A Tesla Driving Through A Graveyard

    Teslas have some features that are unlike any other vehicle. Of course there is the self-driving function, but they also have doors that unlock when the driver approaches and a key that could come in card form. Then there's the touchscreen, which serves as the central display for driving information and apps. One of the functions of the screen is to show nearby objects and pedestrians. It's helpful, especially when driving at night, but what it showed one group of people was enough to give them nightmares.

    The driver, who is actually a Tesla employee, was taking a spin one night with a friend and his cousin when they decided to drive through a cemetery. As they made their way past the gravestones, the touchscreen in their Tesla started to show people walking by them, and the longer they spent at the burial ground, the more "people" surrounded them. The driver filmed it all and posted it on TikTok.

    WARNING: This video contains some harsh language.


    Sometimes, Tesla engineers include Easter eggs on the car's system, but the driver stated that he can "confirm this is not an Easter egg Elon added as I've tried this many times. It's not just picking up the gravestones as even if it was they would show as stationary on the screen." Also, viewers in the comments said they tried it at cemeteries near them and nothing happened.

    The car uses cameras, radar and ultrasonic sensors to detect and identify the objects near the vehicle. As yet, there is no official explanation for the "people" shown on the touchscreen in the video.
     
  25. Tug

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    Clairvoyant cars is a feature
     
  26. —

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    I AM A LOVER OF COMEDY SO X IS FOR ME!
     
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  27. PeterGriffin

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    Guess what, I came up* with an alternate name for Poo Pourri, how witty am I?!

    *stole, probably
     
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  28. bro

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  29. bwi2

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    I wonder how he arrived at 100 mods. Can’t see it as anything other than his answer to “What is the smallest number possible that would look impressive to someone who has no idea what moderation of Twitter would require”
     
  30. BudKilmer

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    definitely one of the weird crypto blue check freakshow Elon reply guys.


    Cheong is never leaving Malaysia
     
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  31. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    update:

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  32. Biship

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    I imagine IMC to have shriveled up legs
     
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  33. HoosDaMan

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    Musk’s replies in the last 24 hours are really something.
     
  34. skiedfrillet

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    what if he's the first neuralink patient
     
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  35. tylerdolphin

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  36. hood b. goode

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    :ded:
     
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  37. Tommy Jefferson

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    Please tell me this didn’t happen in the United States. Human research has a pretty high bar in our country that I won’t be convinced Neurolink was anywhere near it.
     
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  38. zeberdee

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    FDA gave them clearance in September for human testing.
     
  39. Tommy Jefferson

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    Boooo!
     
  40. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    That’s perfect.
     
  41. Nole0515

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    This already been documented in Kingsman. Samuel L Jackson is a better villain though
     
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  42. Escanor

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  43. miles

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    Does anyone else not have a feed right now?
     
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  44. HoosDaMan

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    Explains why he’s white raging on his feed right now. lol
     
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  45. Can I Spliff it

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  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's really astonishing
     
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