Elon / Twitter Thread

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  1. Jax Teller

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    He tweeted that in 2017. Obviously he was full of shit.

    Also Waymo has been been around forever and is part of Google.

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waymo
     
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  2. Redav

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    300 IQ level genius
     
  3. Bruce Wayne

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    I hear you there
     
  4. AbeFroman

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    1. No one said you are guaranteed to die if you don't get the vaccine.
    2. Couldn't you flip this from a vaccinated person's perspective and more accurately reflect the predictions of unvaccinated people?
     
  5. DirtBall

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    Is that the same people that make those little delivery robots in LA?
     
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  6. Sanjuro

    Sanjuro It’s got a bush? What the hell?!?
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  7. Where Eagles Dare

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    Whammy and the valley pods will be discussing this next week
     
  8. THEBLUERAIDER

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    I’d really like to take a gander at the agendas for these upcoming dinners.
     
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  9. Can I Spliff it

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    ballots, air conditioners, who gives a shit

     
  11. —

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    I am sad to admit Grok actually made me laugh, after seeing this very smart and cool elon tweet



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  12. dblplay1212

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  13. Redav

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    I wish he would get hit by a Cybertruck
     
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  14. Hank Scorpio

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    Be like the inventor of the Segway
     
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  15. Bruce Wayne

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    What's the backstory here?
     
  16. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Adrian Dittmann is one of his main alt accounts
     
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  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    Didn't he ban countless people for creating Parody Elon accounts?

    Whammy free speech absolution is going well
     
  18. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    remember a couple years ago when elno was about to take over and our glorious media was breathlessly reporting that he was a "free speech absolutist"

    lololololol
     
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  19. JonathanCoachman

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    My mom just sent me a picture of my dad sitting in the drivers seat of a CyberTruck in my childhood driveway. I just assumed it was his because he would and nearly had a heart attack. Thankfully it was their obnoxious neighbors.

    If he ever really wanted to successfully “trigger” me that would be the perfect thing to do. Spending 100k that could be mine someday on that thing would definitely accomplish that.
     
  20. RockHardJawn39

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    Rule number one, never count your homie pockets thinkin' you deserve it
     
  21. JonathanCoachman

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    I didn’t think I deserved his money but I feel entitled as fuck after the last 8 years of dealing with a MAGA father
     
  22. RockHardJawn39

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    Just wanted to quote meek
     
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  23. HoosDaMan

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    Did Elon delete an official dudes4harris account?
     
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    Apparently. Good stuff to drive more people off his shit site

    we are like 2 years away from it just being 4chan.


    There is already actual porn on the for you page which is cool on the site run by the guy who loves the family values party.
     
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  25. NYGator

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  26. JonathanCoachman

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    Hoods might be important for cars powered by electricity. I’m not an engineer though so I may be speaking out of turn.
     
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  27. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Elon working some redundancy into the engineering

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  28. NYGator

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    stolen, thanks.
     
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  29. Can I Spliff it

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  30. Lyrtch

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    its crazy he's losing these folks
     
  31. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    The craziest thing to me is how many of you are still on Twitter. It’s kinda disturbing.
     
  32. COVIDiskilingme79

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    But my sports news!!!!
     
  33. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    the vance couch memes aren't gonna make themselves
     
  34. Redav

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    "bad takes often come with good ones with unorthodox thinkers" is some great spin
     
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  35. Can I Spliff it

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    Elon's done it again, an AI trained to be a skinhead
     
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  36. PeterGriffin

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    From 1865?
    And its base language is inherently conspiratorial, that paragraph is like “the number 6 million sure was said a lot, almost like someone’s trying to tell us something…” you mean, the job of the press? How many news outlets and articles were written about the electoral count of the 2020 election? Thousands at least, and they (almost, looking at you Fox News et al) all seem to say Biden won 303 electoral votes. Almost like someone’s trying to tell us something…
     
  37. ~ taylor ~

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    Someone needs to [redacted] Elon Musk.
     
  38. Duck Smoker

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    If this goes as well as self-driving and Twitter have gone, does this make Harris a hammer lock to get elected?
     
  39. Can I Spliff it

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    At your funeral: he loved the truck
     
  40. *DIESEL*

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    Amazing having these two posts right next to each other. Google (maybe?) assisting Kamala is bad. But Elon donating and leveraging platforms to support trump is fine. What a dumbass.
     
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  41. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj lets get ready to crumble
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  42. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    It doesn’t have full self driving, so when did he move into the passenger seat?
     
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  43. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    He’s a liar.