Elon / Twitter Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Whammy, Apr 14, 2022.

  1. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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  2. CaneKnight

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    I really want this piece of shit immigrant out of my fucking country. Please please please send this bitch back to South Africa where he belongs.

     
  3. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    bringing Elon into the spotlight is definitely a great idea for the trump campaign :laugh:
     
  4. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Think of how much better off the US would run if they didn’t have to print a bunch of ballots off every two years. Wouldn’t it be the most efficient and environmentally friendly thing to do by cancelling elections? Think of the waste!
     
  5. NilesIrish

    NilesIrish Not a master fisher but I know bait when I see it
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    Twitter polls work just as well!
     
  6. NYGator

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  7. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    “We’re not weird. Stop saying we’re weird. Also, have you met the new additions to our campaign, RFK Jr and Elon Musk?”
     
  8. BudKilmer

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    Is that a 3 button jacket, a cheap ass shirt and a fucking beanie :laugh:
     
  9. BudKilmer

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    I’d bet a preposterous sum the shirt under that ugly ass jacket has short sleeves
     
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  10. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    weak ass off-rack jacket with ill-fitting sleeves
     
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  11. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  12. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Bulletproof, not towelproof
     
  13. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Tough to see one of the few accounts elon follows decide to leave x the everything app
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  14. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    my favorite thing about cyber truck is how many extremely basic car features that every other company has had perfected for decades they managed to fuck up. windshields, door handles, accelerators, wipers, even the fucking truck bed cover is a POS.
     
  15. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    stangd
     
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  16. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    :chrispaulnoooo:
     
  17. COVIDiskilingme79

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    It's even better when you know that the temp was over 100 that day and he refused to take off his beanie because he is trying to hide his balding head. What a fucking dweeb.
     
  18. NYGator

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    This hurts my brain so badly. Two of the most powerful men in the world are basically middle school racists.
     
  19. Can I Spliff it

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    elon worried about those rwnj indictments huh

     
  20. Jax Teller

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    I hope they do launch in 2 years and I hope his ass is on the first one.
     
  21. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  22. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  23. Sir Phobos

    Sir Phobos Knight of Mars, Beater of Ass.
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  24. COVIDiskilingme79

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  25. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Will he remove the funding to his companies?
     
  26. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    pffft. He already has hundreds of millions of US taxpayer dollars routed directly to his bank accounts, I can't even imagine what happens if he's running the entire government as some sort of shadow president.
     
  27. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    He's not smart enough to do anything like that
     
  28. zeberdee

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    he’s going to remove all the regulations currently attached to his funding.
     
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  29. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    right, and he spends 23 hours a day on twitter.

    He's pretty good at creating a persona that makes people throw money at him though.
     
  30. sooz

    sooz Community footy goal umpire
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    You have to remember he was ordered by the courts to take over something he jokingly said he wanted to do.

    That's why the less people on twitter/x these days the better.
     
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  31. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 Not all time is Standard time, bitch
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  32. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    I'm addicted to it like I used to be with the cigarettes. what's the equivalent of nicotine gum for quitting social media?
     
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  33. cutig

    cutig My name is Rod, and I like to party
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    Dynamite drop in
     
  34. sooz

    sooz Community footy goal umpire
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    Not in that type of way.

    Once somebody takes musk to court and pulls him up for fraud then he can be stopped.

    It's a bit like a business owing rent to a landlord. They can be taken through the courts for fraud.
     
  35. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Plus threatening to fire you if you want time away from work to do the things he can’t/won’t do
     
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  36. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    A couple months ago I was visiting a friend and went out with him and his kids to watch the U.S.-Panama soccer match. We're walking to a restaurant and a Cybertruck pulls right beside us. The owner, seeing that we were staring at the thing, gets out and stands by it properly. My friend's eight-year-old son says loudly "Dad, that car looks stupid." The dude preening in front of his Cybertruck immediately slumps his shoulders and walks away.
     
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  37. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Just a couple of guys in charge of organizations full of rampant sexual harassment and gender discrimination being dudes
     
  38. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  39. Sanjuro

    Sanjuro Not a co-conspirator
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    We need more shaming of adults like this that have one.
     
  40. NYGator

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