Elon / Twitter Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Whammy, Apr 14, 2022.

  1. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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  2. BudKilmer

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    Got a ringer adjacent laugh from me


     
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  3. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    Is that a real stat
     
  4. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 Not all time is Standard time, bitch
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  5. beerleagueman

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    the inflated view counts feed the ego of journalists that can’t quit it
     
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  6. Redav

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  7. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    doubtful
     
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  8. Lyrtch

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    Idk about traffic stats but they have lost 80% of revenue
     
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  9. TAS

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    Masterful gambit, sir
     
  10. HoosDaMan

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    Bend the knee, bitch
     
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  11. RockHardJawn39

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    Filed under the lease surprising thing you'll see today. Good job Leon!
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  12. Xander Crews

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    Time for Biden to nationalize all of Musk’s companies in the name of national security
     
  13. BudKilmer

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  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'd imagine it would be problematic that a guy receiving millions for the US govt would support Russian military
     
  15. Handcuffed

    Handcuffed I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon
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    went out to dinner with some new friends from school and one of them committed to driving us home later. come into the parking lot and he has a cybertruck :roll:

    thing is absolutely massive inside. the dash felt like it extended forever. just so silly. ride was a little uneasy like it's way too high and heavy for suspension. was unimpressed with the ride quality but the guy said he hadn't had issues. he had previously owned a 3 and then a Y so i guess he's just a big tesla guy...
     
  16. Jax Teller

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    Unfortunately our bitch made government won’t don’t a thing and will continue to funnel him untold amounts of money and allow his companies to be integrated with our military and other agencies.
     
  17. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Well beyond time that starlink was seized by the usg and nationalized. Jmo
     
  18. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    That shit pulls up and I’d be like
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  19. NilesIrish

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    I've seen 2 cybertrucks in 2 days. They are absolutely comical in person. Huge blocks that look poorly made even from a distance. Remarkable grift.
     
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  20. Goose

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    I went from seeing zero cyber trucks to seeing a few a week. I’ve seen one at home and the rest in Southern California.
     
  21. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj lets get ready to crumble
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    saw a wrap the other day that was like the warthog from halo :facepalm:
     
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  22. HoosDaMan

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    I have deleted the app. Fuck that Nazi.
     
  23. B-Boy $P1

    B-Boy $P1 This space for rent
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    Honestly this is the only way to do it. If you're gonna have one, go all in on the foolishness.
     
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    I’m in San Jose but I see them all over now everyday , I always make sure to give them a disappointed shake of my head
     
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  25. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    All stats are real
     
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  26. Clown Baby

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  27. TAS

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  28. Redav

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    There was no moderation from CNN but I guess that's what this dumbass likes because of course
     
  29. COVIDiskilingme79

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    I see the same one on my drive home from work a couple times a week. I always point and laugh at him. The first few weeks he would look over excited to see my reaction but now he won't even look at me.
     
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  30. PeterGriffin

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  31. RockHardJawn39

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  32. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's too bad Whammy quit the board. Fucking coward
     
  34. Truman

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    The obsession w Whammy has almost gotten to an Elon level of cringiness. Just farming for likes at this point.


    There I said it.
     
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  35. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    I'd agree if whammy wasn't currently reading the board
     
  36. Redav

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    This is just a shit on whammy thread now. It's funny that he's the OP.

    Having to ignore a thread you started :pffft:
     
  37. Truman

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    Even then
     
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  38. bwi2

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    lots of people (not me, of course) have had horrific takes. If he owned up to it a year ago when it was more than clear Elon had already cratered the website’s value and made it a shit pit, he wouldn’t be getting 1/3 of the amount of shit he does for the take that was obviously dumb at the time
     
  39. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    we found Whammy 's new account
     
  40. BudKilmer

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    You should discuss it with Whammy at his free speech dinner
     
  41. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    I know this is because you've been a beaten horse
     
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  42. Where Eagles Dare

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    No