Elon / Twitter Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Whammy, Apr 14, 2022.

  1. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Those fanboys screaming in the van video have me very upset
     
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  2. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Why do they make everything look so not cool?
     
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  3. Duck Smoker

    Duck Smoker Cheekbones like geometry and eyes like sin.
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    Who wore it better? Fit and finish look about equal.

    [​IMG]
     
  4. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    green car probably has better cargo capacity and does better on dirt and gravel :twocents:
     
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  5. Nole0515

    Nole0515 Well-Known Member
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  6. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Tweets ain't loading in embed
     
  7. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Male porn star shot a cyber truck and it turns out the thing isn’t bulletproof
     
  8. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Porn star shoots massive load into cyber truck
     
  9. Goose

    Goose Hi
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    Fify
     
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  10. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch My second favorite meat is hamburger
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    Alright I'm cool with it not loading then
     
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  11. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    How does my mom know so many tmb posters
     
  12. Truman

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    Didnt know Dantes' mom had a protege

    :edmond:
     
  13. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas
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    Thin sheets of aluminum won't stop bullets :themoreyouknow:
     
    #26313 Butthead, Oct 15, 2024
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  14. —

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    I'm pretty sure a bigger youtuber named jerryrig or soemthing shot different types of ammo at the cybertruck on like day 1 and it stopped basically nothing...
     
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  15. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    Just chucking the gun on the ground like I do my remote when the Husks commit a turnover seems smart
     
  16. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Wasn’t it just supposed to be the windows that were bulletproof?
     
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  17. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    The same windows that can’t survive a baseball?
     
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  18. VaxRule

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    Yes, those. Bullets are much smaller than baseballs, so I assume those will be easier for them to stop.

    #physics
     
  19. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
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    It was a tactical baseball
     
  20. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    I'm really shocked that the star of such classics as The Men, Stuffing My Cousin, The Nutting Professor, Why Not Bi, and My TS Stepmom 6 who drives a cybertruck is so cavalier with gun safety.
     
    #26321 timo, Oct 15, 2024
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  21. Redav

    Redav mostly cows and rocks
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    Shocking take from a South African who left the country in the 90s
     
  22. BudKilmer

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    “The Nutting Professor” :roll:
     
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  23. ButchCassidy

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    The is is a terrible idea.
    This is going to lead to Elon offering a true block function, if you pay $5/month

     
  24. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Changing the way the internet works. If you can’t get ad money, charge the content creators.
     
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  25. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    My 3rd popup of the day.

    This one about blocking. The others were about 40% off of premium. :yaoface:

    Block is changing soon
    If your posts are set to public, accounts you have blocked will be able to view them, but they will not be able to engage. For more control over who can see your posts, you can still protect your account.
     
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  26. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 Not all time is Standard time, bitch
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  27. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    That's supposedly (I haven't really looked into this besides seeing some posts) illegal under the Apples App Store's TOS and could get the app removed.
     
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  28. ButchCassidy

    ButchCassidy Well-Known Member
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    I saw it mentioned in the comments that it could be removed from Apple.
     
  29. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    I found some more information and the TOS is pretty vague about how blocks work, supposedly Discord works the same way as what is being proposed. Still going to be interesting, wonder if it violates some other countries' laws.
     
  30. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    This is supported by the random things thread being solely populated by people posting “viral” reposts from checkmark accounts that you see 3 times a day posting old videos. It sucks

     
  31. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Is cinnamon bun just realizing that?
     
  32. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    Everyone look at steam
     
  33. Chumbolone

    Chumbolone Wigglin’ my toes on a mink rug…
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  34. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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  35. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Besides obviously wanting Kamala to win for, you know, the good of the country and all, and for Donald to not get to pardon himself, I want all of these people who are putting their life savings on a Trump victory to lose all of their money and hopefully end their miserable existences.
     
  36. beerme

    beerme Well-Known Member
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    this just ends in them needing government assistance and still voting Republican because socialism
     
  37. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Morons that heavily bet on sports are overwhelmingly chuds and the only ones flooding a betting market.

    When can I get absurd odds on Kamala? They did so well on the VP choice
     
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  38. Dirt Dirt McGirt

    Dirt Dirt McGirt Dirtin for Certain
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    very seriously, election night 2020 was quite profitable

    Morons see Trump win Florida or other early states he was always going to win and then rush to put more money down. Biden was at +400 at one point on BetOnline.
     
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  39. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    When I am really bored at work and want to feel doom for a bit, I go to 270towin and they have an Election Simulator which you can set to run in sequential order of poll closing times. I crank that bitch up and my eyes lock on NC and PA and I call out “win” or “loss” as soon as I see those two light up.

    This is sicko behavior, I’ll admit it.
     
  40. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 Not all time is Standard time, bitch
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    Spurs and noles fan. You love being a sicko.
     
  41. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  42. OHW

    OHW Well-Known Member
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    I hope the ending has the same cosmic justice as the great TZ episodes
     
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  43. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    Just fucking nuke this state



     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    A company can dictate what court they are sued in?
     
  45. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Yeah
     
  46. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    The weird part is that I thought most of those went into forced arbitration. I don't think I've ever seen one go to an actual court
     
  47. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Only hope is that the discovery process leads to something really bad, even for him, right?
     
  48. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    That's the most normal thing I've heard of him doing.
     
  49. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 Not all time is Standard time, bitch
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    I'm sure he has people rushing his character and levelling up for him