Elon / Twitter Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Whammy, Apr 14, 2022.

  1. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 Not all time is Standard time, bitch
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  2. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    I think he may just try to make it so veterans get medicare
     
  3. Shawn Hunter

    Shawn Hunter Vote Corey Matthews for Congress
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    lol
     
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  4. Jax Teller

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    LOL.
     
  5. ned's head

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  6. NYGator

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  7. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Bringing in all your old tweets from the year 2009 to this place is Hoarder Behavior
    https://bsky.app/profile/jessehawken.bsky.social/post/3lbpx5fy2js2v
     
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  9. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    Well, I’ve seen my first cybertruck in the wild, and it’s parked in front of my house and blocking my driveway so I can’t leave. Just left a note under the stupid fucking wiper saying, “thanks for blocking my driveway with your stupid and ugly truck you inconsiderate prick!”.
     
  10. Tobias

    Tobias dan “the man qb1” jones fan account
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    should call and have it towed
     
  11. HoosDaMan

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    now we wait
     
  12. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  13. Drown ‘Em

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  14. Tommy Jefferson

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    Pics please
     
  15. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    Here is the local police who showed up for parking enforcement and called the tow.

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  16. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Was it broken like they commonly are or just a douchebag?
     
  17. Drown ‘Em

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    Cop asked if I wanted it towed, and I said, “yeah, I have to get out in the morning and I don’t know if it will be moved or not by then.”
    Really, I’m pissed they kept me from going to see my pot guy tonight to re-up.
     
  18. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    And do you need to go somewhere now or are you having it towed right now out of sheer pettiness, even though it is perfectly just.
     
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  19. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    Nvmd I got my answer!
     
  20. Drown ‘Em

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    Well, the owner noticed the cop car sitting behind his truck and just came out of the AirBnB to move it.

    Towing cancelled by the cop. But the dumb truck has now moved.

    Thanks for following along my first encounter with a cybertruck.
     
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  21. wes tegg

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    Did he get the note?
     
  22. Drown ‘Em

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    Oh, I took it off once parking enforcement dispatch told me a cop was coming.
     
  23. Tommy Jefferson

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    They should really still give him a ticket.
     
  24. BudKilmer

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    We should be able to order road spikes or mini cal trops to put around the tires of these goons
     
  25. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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  26. NoNatty

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  27. Where Eagles Dare

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    Maybe ppl should stop using the site
     
  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    TMB has shown throttling is an effective tool to change behavior and force morons to quit. For some reason ppl think they can convince Elon to change course
     
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  29. Troy Barnes

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    Ironically, the only throttling I'm aware of happening here was by someone mad that people were insulting this product of apartheid piece of shit
     
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  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    Pretty sure there was some a long time ago. Like the early days
     
  31. cutig

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    The shitpit got throttled too
     
  32. Troy Barnes

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  33. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Then why are people still using it
     
  34. Biship

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    Sports, porn and hate

    not necessarily in that order
     
  35. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    volume still exceeds everything else

    I scroll for about 3mins on bluesky and im already an hour back
     
  36. AptosDuck

    AptosDuck Pedantic Hausfrau
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    Yesterday saw my first cybertruck driven by a woman. I laughed just as hard
     
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  37. DirtBall

    DirtBall Who Cares?
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    There’s one parked up the block and the windows are tinted with the thin blue line flag because of course
     
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  38. Clown Baby

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    Sounds like someone’s jealous of my pussy wagon
     
  39. Where Eagles Dare

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    How the fuck isn't this the primary function
     
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  41. JGator1

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  42. CaneKnight

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    Not that it fucking matters. None of these people care about actual information and facts. Especially that mouth breathing south african nazi.
     
  43. Schadenfred

    Schadenfred Well-Known Member

    Shitty Republican rhetorical tactics, example 3,832,039,497:

    1. Dumbass Neocon says something stupid while vomiting rightwing buzzwords, providing no factual basis for said stupid thing.
    2. Informed person rebuts, saying there is no truth to this.
    3. Dumbass or dumbass friend of dumbass says, "Nuh-uh. Prove it."
    4. Informed person provides copious proof with receipts.
    5. Dumbass #1 is nowhere to be found after flinging his poop, while Dumbass #2 "concedes" with a meaningless "Okey dokey" before moving on to other dumbassery.
     
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  44. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    How the fuck does a CEO of a fucking EV company have zero clue about his legislation at a high level
     
  46. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    Because he doesn’t know anything about anything
     
  47. soulfly

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    Some dickhead in my town was scattering these around roads for the better part of a year. Was finally caught a couple months ago.