Elon / Twitter Thread

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  1. BudKilmer

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  2. Where Eagles Dare

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    :laugh:
     
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  3. RockHardJawn39

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    I don't know who this Connor lad is but he's got moxie
     
  4. JonathanCoachman

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    Conner4Real
     
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  5. ButchCassidy

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    Oh sorry, I was sending a meme to somebody
    100% just outed himself if it wasn’t apparent earlier.
     
  6. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I don't think even the most cringey millennial or zoomer would ever say "I need to send a meme to someone."

    He's going to nuke his own social media platform after this, he's just absolutely getting bullied.
     
  7. ned's head

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    Wait - is he bullying his own child? Party of family values and whatnot
     
  8. DirtBall

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    I really have no doubt that him all the sudden having his kid with him 24/7 is because he’s scared about getting Luigi’d.
     
  9. ButchCassidy

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    Probably why he’s saying Twitter is going to be less negative. He’s just upset about getting bullied, so NOW he wants it to stop.
     
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  10. JonathanCoachman

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    I’m of the opinion that it’s probably for the better that Elon doesn’t have the type of influence over schools and hospitals that a billionaire benefactor with eugenicist beliefs would wield.
     
  11. beerleagueman

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    predictable that after the Election his rage model would hit a burnout phase from users. that is one of the complaints from Political influencers about the Threads algorithm but unless people get back to reacting after inauguration their engagement is gonna stay down everywhere.
     
  12. electronic

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    Seems like this Dittman character may actually not be Elon. Some right wing rag did a report, but Matt Binder thinks it’s not Elon due to speech patterns.

    Funny either way, to me.
     
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  13. seanofthedead86

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    Knowledge Fight guys did an episode about Dittman a while ago that convinced me it wasn't Elon.
     
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  14. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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  15. seanofthedead86

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    Yeah that's the biggest thing is Dittman can hold a conversation without stuttering and stammering. And if I remember correctly, when Dittman was on InfoWars he had some ideological.differences than Elon at the time. Biggest thing for me is Alex Jones thinks Dittman is Elon, so he probably isn't.
     
  16. Can I Spliff it

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  17. soulfly

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    God. This is about to head into the highest level of :meh: imaginable.
     
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    What a pathetic human. lol
     
  20. Goose

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    It’s him. I’ll never be convinced otherwise. It was 100% obvious during that stream when the guy asked him something and he pretended he didn’t hear him because he was “sending someone a meme.”

    That’s how a 50 something year old man talks when they want to sound cool.

    He stutters because he’s trying to sound smart. He doesn’t have to worry about that when he’s someone else.
     
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  22. JonathanCoachman

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    If that really is Dittman, how come Elon hasn’t called him a pedophile for being a white guy that lives in a country that can accommodate the needs of a Libertarian sex tourist yet?
     
  23. racer

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    Smart play by Elon to say it’s him because my instinct is to refuse to believe whatever he says and now I don’t know.
     
  24. LetItSoak

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    The Twitter admin access is the part I dont understand assuming that's real
     
  25. Sir Phobos

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    I mean, just listen to the Twitch clip I linked. not the other bullshit that came after, just the Twitch clip. listen to what he says, not how he says it. this isn't a mistake you'd ever make speaking, it simply does not happen.
     
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    It’s him idk why there is a debate. It’s obvious as hell
     
  27. Can I Spliff it

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  29. ButchCassidy

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    I think the only ones debating it wasn't him, are himself and his weird twitter stans.
    Everybody with a functioning brain knows it's him.
     
  30. sooz

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    Elon is a troublemaker!
    He must be off his adhd meds or something
     
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  31. VaxRule

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    I don’t think we can blame the adhd or the meds for this one, sooz. I think he’s just a bad person.
     
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  32. afb

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    Few things are that high level of loser behavior than typing out “f u”
     
  33. El Tiburon

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    f u
     
  34. beerleagueman

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    looks like Macron has flip flopped from kissing his ass to calling him out on interfering with Germany and UK elections.
     
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  35. BudKilmer

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  36. timo

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    get off of twitter then aric
    :crossedarms:
     
  37. sooz

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    He's definitely off his ADHD meds.
    Looking for trouble online is a trait of adhd
     
  38. VaxRule

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    It’s also the trait of an asshole.
     
  39. a.tramp

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    Today I learned I am an asshole with ADHD
     
  40. Jax Teller

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    Bullshit. I’ve got severe ADHD and don’t do shit like that when I don’t take my meds. You’re making excuses for him just like you do for Rogers.
    Musk is a racist, evil peice of shit. That’s why he’s doing what he is doing. This isn’t new behavior for him.
     
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  41. Eathan Edwards

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    Musk has asperger's.

    He's said it himself but it's also pretty obviously from how he speaks and attempts to process questions.

    Doesn't mean he's not an asshole, but it's not a simple disorder by any means.
     
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  42. sooz

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    Yet you're abusing people on here.
    See what i mean there.
    Taking your meds is different it's supposed to quieten your emotions down.
    I'm talking about when you're off your meds and you're hyperactive 24/7.
    That's elon musk for you. musk is a dickhead with hyperactive issues. ADHD is different to everyone.
    Rodgers is an awesome Quarter back footballer.
    Me personally having a short fuse is an ADHD thing. I don't have to take meds but if get any worse than i do i will have to be medicated.
     
  43. Jax Teller

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    Again this isn’t Musk off his meds. This is Musk doing what he’s done since he’s been on Twitter. He’s always went after people and insulted people. This isn’t new behavior.
    He can say he has a disorder all he wants and he might. But you’re naive if you believe a word he says.

    He’s a racist piece of shit full stop.

    And QAron is a shitty QB and a shitty person. Full stop.
     
  44. sooz

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    And you're a jealous whimp
     
  45. B-Boy $P1

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  46. Eric The Viking

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    Dunking on Elon is fun/funny, but we just spent two pages discussing some streamer’s obvious fake attempt to get more views.
     
  47. CUgator

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    We need a Zuck thread too?

     
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  48. Hank Scorpio

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    I feel like I'm markedly less "in the know" since I got off Twitter. And I'm honestly not upset about it.
     
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  49. ButchCassidy

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    How are "facts" politically motivated?