Elon / Twitter Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Whammy, Apr 14, 2022.

  1. sooz

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  2. ~ taylor ~

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    None of us voted for Trump. Your support for Aaron Rodgers and excuses for Elon Musk are far more indicative of Trumpism than anything we are posting. Musk campaigned for Trump and Rodgers is lined up with Trump’s HHS nominee. Your boys are Trump-loving idiots.
     
  3. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    I don't think sooz even has object permanence.
     
  4. Deep dirt

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    Sooz needs the Gubbs treatment for the sake of the board
     
  5. Xander Crews

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    lol, of course she loves Aaron Rodgers and Elon

    New Zealand needs to do the right thing and liberate Australia
     
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  6. sooz

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    And you're a swine. How about pull your own fucking head in instead of being such a salty cunt
     
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  7. ~ taylor ~

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    Listen, you scrambled loon, I’m trying to do you a fucking favor by explaining to you how it fucking is. I’m trying to pull your head out of your ass.
     
  8. racer

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    Ok, King Arthur.
     
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  9. bro

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  10. Butthead

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    Is gubbs still alive?
     
  11. Sammy Meatballs

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    doin it

    the moonunit shuffle
     
  12. sooz

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    You need to fuck off and grow the fuck up before you get reported for being such a violent piece of shit on this forum.
     
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  13. sooz

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    Fuck off you bitch. Go and play in traffic for a while.
     
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  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    Get on a message board in your one country, cunt shit
     
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  15. Deep dirt

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    Violent? Me?

     
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  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    I just reported Aussie Gubbs. I hope the police do something
     
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  17. Nug

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    Mods should change her name to Kangaroo Gubbs
     
  18. Drown ‘Em

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    Your repeated typos will never stop making me laugh.
     
  19. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's getting worse bc I need glasses and can't see words very well
     
  20. sooz

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    Fuck off racist
     
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  21. Tobias

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    i get she has some disabilities but i think it’s cruel to us and to her for the mods to continues to allow this absurd shit to continue. her stuff is no excuse for her to be an asshole to everyone and it just encourages everyone to be an asshole to her. let her do this shit elsewhere
     
  22. Where Eagles Dare

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    What disabilities does she have? I've honestly missed that, I just thought we had a contingent of super weird and aggressive Australians.
     
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  23. Tobias

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    she’s on the spectrum

    i guess that was an insensitive way to describe it but it’s absurd to watch people argue with an autistic lady as she just insists on being an insufferable asshole to everyone. she is kind of a pos and the continual arguing with her about it sucks for her and for us.
     
  24. racer

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    I think it’s a pack of them that roam board to board regularly and inevitably get tossed
     
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  25. soulfly

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    This is probably a fair take. I feel bad about the responses she’s getting and that it’s just stoking flames on both ends. She’s super normal and nice in the cat thread, and frequently posts pics of her cat. No idea wtf all is going on, but this is a seemingly very unwell person and it’s uncomfortable watching this unfold.
     
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  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    Well that makes sense. Are all of them that way? Seems the horde of Aussies are just extensively mad, but I guess it is the tism. No reason to stoke the flames. Will just scroll past
     
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  27. Daniel Ocean

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    she says she is autistic but I think she is kinda of a POS and not very bright.
     
  28. Where Eagles Dare

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    I honestly took it that way as she was just kinda dumb or maybe a young troll edge lord 12 year old from Austraila. Like Eshay Bra they have over there
     
  29. racer

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    dump with less self awareness
     
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  30. DirtBall

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    lol, first she owned all you gooses now she’s owning all you swine.
     
  31. Daniel Ocean

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    she says she is a Aussie Rules football ref. She acts normal in the cat thread so if she is on the spectrum she seems to be high functioning. The cat thread is why I don’t give her the benefit of the doubt that she can’t act decent. She seems to choose to be a POS.
     
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  32. DirtBall

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    If you picture Sooz as “Keitha”, the Australian girl named after her dad in Flight of the Concords, you’d enjoy her rants more.
     
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  34. Odin

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  35. Redav

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    100%
     
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  36. Redav

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    He basically has to be playing video games 24/7 to be as good as he claims. If that were true it would make you wonder what exactly he does to earn his salary at SpaceX
     
  37. dblplay1212

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    Yea his boosters are really really good. It's hilarious he thinks people will believe that it's him. I mean just say "I'm rich as fuck and paid someone to get all my shit so I can play with a badass character when I have time to play." A lot of people ise boosters, hell I've used one on mlb the show. Lying about something so obvious is hilarious.
     
  38. DuffandMuff

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    When everything you say is a lie, nothing is a lie.
     
  39. dblplay1212

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    He's the richest person in the history of the world and he's such a loser that he lies about a video game to get validation from strangers on the internet.
     
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  40. Butthead

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    iirc it was like 12+ hours/day for his level of gear when he cleared pit 150. it's just not realistic without him paying someone to play for him, which people do all the time. it's not a competitive ladder.

    compare it to someone like luka doncic being a top 500 overwatch player. there's no shortcut for that, only a miserable grind.
     
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  41. Goose

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    On EA Sports PGA Tour I was ranked near the top 500 and then randomly took a few days off, because I’m a normal human. Came back and even cracking the top 1,000 was basically an impossible feat. You have to basically have no life to be ranked that high in a video game.
     
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  42. RockHardJawn39

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    NYGator was like #1 in the world at FIFA Mobile or something
     
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  43. Redav

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    It's funny watching that video he immediately is doing stuff someone who has worked to get to that level wouldn't do. I don't understand that particular game but I understand the concept in gaming of having basic knowledge of the game you learn as you play.

    I also think it's so pathetic he has to create this image that he's a top level gamer. Like who fucking cares?
     
  44. CaneKnight

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    It's so weird, it's something a middle school kid would lie about. Not the fucking richest man on earth.
     
  45. steamengine

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    I for one don’t care about his video game capabilities
     
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  46. Lyrtch

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    It's very funny to be his age and wealth bragging about being good at video games

    That he's lying just makes it extra funny
     
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  47. Sammy Meatballs

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    I have a new respect for Elon now that I know he is a top ranked gamer.
     
  48. Butthead

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    It's a flex on the valley dorks that he knew in 1997. It's not like he's playing counter-strike and getting silver 3, which is prob where he's at realistically

    Also authoritarians love abusing reality like this and their people love it too. It's the Putin hunting pictures
     
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  49. B-Boy $P1

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    j/k they're not listed

    also kidding about winning
     
  50. Where Eagles Dare

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    I have 1 child, don't run 3 billion dollar organizations, and not leading a fake gov't agency to strip all funding for woke initiatives and don't have enough time to play 100s of hours of a video game.

    With all the shit he's got on his plate it is just absurdly hilarious
     
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