Emily Ratajkowski Thread - Who Are We Kidding, You Knew It Was Happening...

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  1. DuffandMuff

    DuffandMuff Well-Known Member
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    I can't just have a woman of this magnitude that apparently was on Nickelodeon recently thrown at me so vigorously. I mean, gratuitous pussy shots, just what the fuck is going on. Gonna need a moment to collect my thoughts and find a similar looking woman on a streaming porn site so I can actually rub one out to her.
     
    #51 DuffandMuff, Jun 2, 2012
  2. Talking Head

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    #52 Talking Head, Jun 2, 2012
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  3. Principal McVicker

    Principal McVicker Not so New Member
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    #53 Principal McVicker, Jun 2, 2012
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  4. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    I mean the bitch is fine but let's not get carried away comparing her to Sandra Bullock. For one thing there's too much collagen in her top lip to ever be in the god tier w/other natural beauties. Fucking Sandra Bullock at 50 years old wipes her ass with this ho
     
    #54 00:06:00, Jun 2, 2012
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  5. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    i love her nipples like dump likes doctor pepper
     
    #55 oldberg, Jun 2, 2012
  6. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    more bush?
     
    #56 oldberg, Jun 2, 2012
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  7. Dwight Schrute

    Dwight Schrute 7 out of every 10 attacks are from the rear.
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    This girl is the Anthony Davis of modeling: fucking amazing at what they do, super young, and not trimming their brows nearly enough.

    Other than that, she'd be perfect.
     
    #57 Dwight Schrute, Jun 2, 2012
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  8. Damion

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    She really is close to perfect imo
     
    #58 Damion, Jun 2, 2012
  9. TheoB

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    i even find that thing coming out of her belly button delightful.

    almost
     
    #59 TheoB, Jun 2, 2012
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  10. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    always a plus but wouldnt make a dime's difference in a million debating this bitch and SB :twocents:
     
    #60 00:06:00, Jun 2, 2012
  11. w2b

    w2b fan of: Evil Mike Norvell
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    romance explosion imminent.
     
    #61 w2b, Jun 2, 2012
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  12. Eric The Viking

    Eric The Viking Nitro, the All Knowing
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    Oh, for the love of God...
     
    #62 Eric The Viking, Jun 2, 2012
  13. Clown

    Clown No relation to Clown Baby
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    Fucking wow
     
    #63 Clown, Jun 2, 2012
  14. Clown

    Clown No relation to Clown Baby
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    I can't tell if Six Seconds is trolling or not because Bama fans
     
    #64 Clown, Jun 2, 2012
  15. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    Dude I never troll. You can bet everything you will ever own on that my friend
     
    #65 00:06:00, Jun 2, 2012
  16. Good Effort! Good Game!

    Good Effort! Good Game! Dallas Clark's biggest fan
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    DSL's
     
    #66 Good Effort! Good Game!, Jun 2, 2012
  17. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Miss Ratajkowski, I know you are reading this thread. I am a surprisingly vigorous lover, who loves to dance and buy flowers. I have already bought a pair of matching dolphin engagement rings and cock ring that sort of fits.

    I have a pistol.
     
    #67 chuckmasterflex, Jun 2, 2012
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  18. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    can you get nut deep w/o bustin your load is what she really wants to know
     
    #68 00:06:00, Jun 2, 2012
  19. Clown

    Clown No relation to Clown Baby
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    I wouldn't make it out of my boxers
     
    #69 Clown, Jun 2, 2012
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  20. Ace Boogie

    Ace Boogie Top Lad
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    Listening to the first video posted made me feel like I was attending a meeting of the Midnight Society, Watching what was on that video made me a member of the six to midnight society.
     
    #70 Ace Boogie, Jun 2, 2012
  21. Zap Branigan

    Zap Branigan I suffer from a very sexy learning disability.
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    lawd have mercy

    boner kabob raging
     
    #71 Zap Branigan, Jun 2, 2012
  22. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    She could named dumptime and I'd want to put my pollen all over her dumpflower.
     
    #72 Wu, Jun 2, 2012
  23. stangd

    stangd I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch
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    Fuck.....yeah......
     
    #73 stangd, Jun 2, 2012
  24. RavenNole

    RavenNole Well-Known Member
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    holy shit!
     
    #74 RavenNole, Jun 2, 2012
  25. Buff_Ruffnek

    Buff_Ruffnek Ph.D Bovine Flatulence
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    #75 Buff_Ruffnek, Jun 2, 2012
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  26. TylerFlip

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    I would take her to Chilies for some 2 for 1's, hell maybe even split a triple dipper
     
    #76 TylerFlip, Jun 2, 2012
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  27. Eric The Viking

    Eric The Viking Nitro, the All Knowing
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    Well, if we're going to get extremely nitpicky...her hips could be a little wider (her skinny waist helps though), belly button is odd, eyebrows are like beacons to an alien mothership, and her tits are perfect (oh wait, that's a great thing)...

    She is a 9+. The black and whites almost make me feel like I'm looking at pics of a young Sofia Loren.
     
    #77 Eric The Viking, Jun 2, 2012
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  28. BearlyHere

    BearlyHere Is this thing on?
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    I'd take a fart out of her ass like a bong hit
     
    #78 BearlyHere, Jun 2, 2012
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  29. Poe Dameron

    Poe Dameron The best fucking pilot in the galaxy
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    beautiful breasteses, but her lips remind me of what Nikki Cox and Lisa Rinna did to theirs.
     
    #79 Poe Dameron, Jun 2, 2012
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  30. CocknBalls

    CocknBalls SCAR Tissue
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    I'd lick her butthole
     
    #80 CocknBalls, Jun 2, 2012
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  31. Kirk Fogg

    Kirk Fogg "Tell them what they've won Olmec!"
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    DIBS!
     
    #81 Kirk Fogg, Jun 2, 2012
  32. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    Having sex with this chick would be like doing peyote and sneezing for 6 hours
     
    #82 OopsPowSurprise, Jun 2, 2012
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  33. CocknBalls

    CocknBalls SCAR Tissue
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    Fun?
     
    #83 CocknBalls, Jun 2, 2012
  34. TheChad

    TheChad Boiled peanuts are good

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    #84 TheChad, Jun 2, 2012
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  35. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    When I first read this thread I thought it was the one on the right and my mind was blown
     
    #85 miles, Jun 2, 2012
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  36. RalfBully

    RalfBully #21
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    this was just an unreal surprise today
     
    #86 RalfBully, Jun 2, 2012
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  37. pearroh

    pearroh New'ish Member
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    #87 pearroh, Jun 2, 2012
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  38. strike

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    #88 strike, Jun 2, 2012
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  39. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    Rescinding my previous vote and casting here for new tmb queen
     
    #89 miles, Jun 2, 2012
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  40. Kasomak

    Kasomak My other other Benz

    This has just been fantastic to wake up and find, fan-titty-tastic
     
    #90 Kasomak, Jun 2, 2012
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  41. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Don't care where she is from.

    Those are some A+ NY Boobs.
     
    #91 Where Eagles Dare, Jun 2, 2012
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  42. colonel_forbin

    colonel_forbin Well-Known Member
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    i say this all the time but i have no idea where it's from. so, where is it from?
     
    #92 colonel_forbin, Jun 2, 2012
  43. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    Fuckin New York Bro, try to keep up!
     
    #93 00:06:00, Jun 2, 2012
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  44. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
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    pretty similar if you ask me. Tate will dominate Canada.

    QBFORCE!!!!!!
     
    #94 Jean-Ralphio, Jun 2, 2012
  45. ohhaithur

    ohhaithur e-Batman
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    #95 ohhaithur, Jun 2, 2012
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  46. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I have no idea who this is.
     
    #96 Daniel Ocean, Jun 2, 2012
  47. CocknBalls

    CocknBalls SCAR Tissue
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    Me either but I JO'ed anyway
     
    #97 CocknBalls, Jun 2, 2012
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  48. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    yeah well I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie. So based on that who she gonna pick? :smug:
     
    #98 00:06:00, Jun 2, 2012
  49. CocknBalls

    CocknBalls SCAR Tissue
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    nm
     
    #99 CocknBalls, Jun 2, 2012
  50. 00:06:00

    00:06:00 Didnt like me then, gonna hate me now
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    .
     
    #100 00:06:00, Jun 2, 2012
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