Emily Ratajkowski Thread - Who Are We Kidding, You Knew It Was Happening...

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by sedition, Jun 1, 2012.

  1. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    I rule English. I also have the ability to take literary license when I see fit. You don't deserve commas, filth. (except for that one)
     
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  2. oldberg

    oldberg Thinkin bout thos beans
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    Shawn reminds me of the guy, who instead of joining the orgy, would sit in the back of the room jacking off very creepily
     
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  3. Shawn Hunter

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    Why are you watching a guy jerking off in orgy porn?
     
  4. Don't Hate Me Bro!

    Don't Hate Me Bro! Wigglin my toes on a mink rug...
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    They're real.

    -Seen/felt lots of boobs.
     
  5. Fidelio

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    There's a way to do it not creepily
     
  6. Jorts

    Jorts "Ask about my Mortgage Services"
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    Don't care, would fuck
     
  7. TheoB

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    Candid photo of her reacting to someone telling her about the boob debate on TMB

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  8. Mitch Cumstein

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    lol, look at that left hand. she gay
     
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  9. TheoB

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    Here you go brianjones ....left boobie hanging all flat and stuff

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  10. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    can you imagine dating a girl like this? she'd be on her phone every second asking if her selfie was good

    fuck that would be annoying
     
  11. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    Hell if selfies netted me thousands of dollars on instagram I'd post a million of them too
     
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  12. AZquackhead

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    Would
     
  13. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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  14. boone

    boone Destination Unknown
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    find me a girl that isn't on her phone every second.
     
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  15. boone

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    if you think dem tittays are fake then you don't have much experience in the tit department.
     
  16. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    They are just incredible natural boobs
     
  17. dahldennsull

    dahldennsull Living in the best state
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  18. CoastalOrange

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    Everything about that title makes me want to click that link but since I am at work, I will have to hold off for a bit.
     
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  19. Big Meech

    Big Meech I like turtles
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    I'm always amazed at dudes who can't believe a woman's boobies may actually grow between the ages of 17 and late 20s.
     
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  20. a.tramp

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    Hell, my boobies grew between those ages, and I'm a guy
     
  21. w2b

    w2b fan of: Evil Mike Norvell
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  22. TheoB

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    Age doesn't check out. I dunno....I don't think that's her
     
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  23. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    I believe her yo
     
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  24. TheoB

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    Dude's even got a hairy ass back.....come on emrata

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  25. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    dude looks older than me.
     
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  26. WillySaliba

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    I'm proud of him. I could question him for 12 straight hours.
     
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  27. Shawn Hunter

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    That dude getting with emrata should give hope to all of us because clearly appearance is not a priority.
     
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  28. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Dude must be packing a 10 incher or something
     
  29. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    Judging by the inseam on those trunks, 5.5" or less. Must be the finances.
     
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  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    Packing a 10 figure bank account, IMO.
     
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  31. BUstang

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    Only thing that matters.
     
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  32. TheoB

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  33. Nizz

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    Her family is so liberal and let's her be who she wants. Basically hippie so it explains a lot now
     
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  34. Where Eagles Dare

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    The way every hot big titted American should be raised
     
  35. TheoB

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    Hopefully she keeps enjoying summer outdoors

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  36. TheoB

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  37. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    A girl's boobs can fluctuate in size, Brian.
     
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  38. TheoB

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  39. Fidelio

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    It's almost like dating myself
     
  40. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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  41. Tiffin

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    Wrong thread, but you get a like anyway.
     
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  42. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Ugh. well, it's really the effort that counts.
     
  43. CoastalOrange

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    Just for my own knowledge, what thread would these normally be located in?
     
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  44. Tiffin

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    Random NSFW images thread, I imagine was the original destination.
     
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  45. TheoB

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  46. SuperCam

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    "What’s wrong with boobs? They’re a beautiful feminine thing that needs to be celebrated"

    :blessed::praisehim:Bless her
     
  47. three stacks

    three stacks hasta la victoria siempre
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    never thought i'd see fucking breitbart posted in this thread, but here we are
     
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  48. miles

    miles All I know is my gut says, maybe
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    <3 emily, but wat

    There's plenty of very successful actresses out there with huge tits