Emily Ratajkowski Thread - Who Are We Kidding, You Knew It Was Happening...

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  1. Name P. Redacted

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    I assume she's blaming her tits and looks instead of her bad acting skills
     
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  3. DirtBall

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    I didn't read that article but watched the "snap story" about this a couple days ago. I'm pretty sure she was talking about modeling gigs that she doesn't get called in for.

    And to derail the tread. Is it easier to design close for completely flat chested pre-pubescent looking women? Why is that the go to body figure for models?
     
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    Dirtball you are dead on. Hope she lets you squeeze those funbags.

     
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    design what?
     
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    close
    pieces of closing
     
  7. DirtBall

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    That's a pretty good one right there.
     
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    She alright

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    ass looking as good as ever :feelsgoodman:
     
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    Her IG has been fire this week
     
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    :rules:
     
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    god damn it mr. noodle
     
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  25. BTH

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    Normally I don't condone mixing with Slavs but yeah she fine.
     
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  27. I almost caused a catastrophic 3 car crash on the interstate just now because of this. Would have died with a smile on my face
     
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  28. Poe Dameron

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    Emily needs to shut the fuck up!

    Only time Emily makes headlines is when she's complaining about something.

    This whole "I'm comfortable with my sexuality! #empowerment" stuff from Emily is nothing but an obnoxious, pseudo-philosophical way of justifying being an attention-whore with nothing to offer the world beyond a shallow level except your body. Almost exclusively for male strangers around the world to pleasure themselves over.

    Emily made a stupid choice by pretty much completely quitting modeling in favor of acting, same as Kate Upton. They both thought "I have nice tits and I got a movie role, I've made it!", but nope, it takes more than 15 minutes in a movie to make it girl. Especially when none of them is actually a good actress she should have balanced modeling and acting at the same time until she actually had a better reputation as an actress and experience. She's not even that respected as a model either, once this Instagirls trend dies down like every other fashion trend has, she'll be royally fucked if she doesn't start building relationships right now.

    I think in her mind she's *above* stuff like Baywatch even though she can't act. She's named by name two roles she couldn't land that she really wanted (which isn't smart, don't get blacklisted!) she seems very entitled. one was Masha in Anton Chekhov's The Seagull and the other was a part from Philip Roth's novel American Pastoral. She's always complaining about the scripts she gets so I'm guessing she could have cushy acting work she's just not getting the roles SHE wants. In the Aus Harpers or U.K. Glamour (can't remember) she said she wants films like LaLaLand and Moonlight… she just comes off incredibly tone deaf, there are some actors who can't get work because of the color of their skin or their race and she's complaining about her boobs? Get a grip.

    I won't be surprised if Emily eventually starts posting live streams of her having sex, just so she can fight against the backlash and claim "empowerment" and "comfortable with myself sexually". She has a social justice hero complex.
     
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    Ok weirdo
     
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    I double dog dare her.
     
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  32. three stacks

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    there's so many problematic things about your post, but the fact that the creep who posts threads about ig models and underage girls made it is *chef's kiss*
     
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    Was not expecting a 4+ paragraph post in this thread. Thanks for keeping me on my toes TMB
     
  35. Tiger Z

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    You got some issues Poe Dameron, but you post pics of lots of hot chicks so we'll take the good with the bad.
     
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    Poe is a fucking creep

    Im not sure if he does it for likes or if he just has underlying issues
     
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    :notobamanotbad:
     
  38. Merica

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    He was being real gay in the Alexis ren thread too.

    I'll never understand slut shaming. These chicks are elite, in their physical peak, and making money off their bodies.

    If they were dudes, the people on this website would be jerking off to the thought of them playing for their football team instead of fucking them.
     
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    So glad I clicked on this thread this morning.
     
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    Poe probably did not like that somebody else started the Alexis Ren thread and stole all those likes from him
     
  41. Futureman

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    I appreciate the work Poe puts in in posting hot girls pics but don't be weird guy.
     
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    Better than any POV porn I've seen
     
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  47. Wu

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    #1 rule of these threads is don't look at the text filled posts because they're 99% of the time from creepers like pearl
     
  48. Futureman

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    What a goddamn body
     
  49. wes tegg

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    Weirdest part is probably calling her by her first name like they're friends.
     
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    Some would say that would be the single greatest thing since sliced bread.
     
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