Emily Ratajkowski Thread - Where The Only Disappointments Are Her Choices in Deadbeat Husbands.

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  1. Willpépé

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    Also, gay or not they are male models. Don’t think they have any trouble getting stank on their hang low.
     
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  5. angus

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    Oscars Vanity Fair party dress.


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  6. TrustyPatches

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  7. IanBoyd

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  8. SuperCam

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    Damn Emily, what a bum

    I pay my own rent :winning:
     
  9. og543ss

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  10. w2b

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  11. Soup

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    not a fan of that look.

    Don't get me wrong, I'd still hit it, and she'd never give me the time a day, but very meh from her.
     
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  12. tjsblue

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    That bunny is busting his eggs in the first picture.
     
  13. Nandor the Relentless

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    :out:
     
  14. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    This guy has lots of sex with women
     
  15. Soup

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    she looks like a budget ass kardashian in this pic.
     
  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah, gross
     
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  17. Willpépé

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    It’s the equivalent of going into a team thread and trashing said team. Then they always act shocked when fans of the team defend the team. Boggles my mind.
     
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  18. Soup

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    Imagine being this offended by saying that she doesn’t look as good as she normally does. Fucking soft ass generation.
     
  19. Lyrtch

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    wait are you old
     
  20. Soup

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    I feel it today.
     
  21. Nandor the Relentless

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    Shut up bitch
     
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  22. —

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    Soup is a fighter it’s not he’s size of the dog in the fight but the fight in the dog but also apparently he’s big so it’s a losing proposition
     
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  23. THF

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    Nah. It’s like going into your own team thread and saying the team had a shit performance. Doesn’t change how much you are a fan of the team; just realizing the team has an off day.
     
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  24. AlternativeFactsRule

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    It’s doing this, but after your team won by 50
     
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  25. Soup

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    This is some extra chromosome type shit.
     
  26. —

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    Are you not the guy who picks a fight in every thread you enter?
     
  27. Eathan Edwards

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    "It said they couldn’t be evicted if their building didn’t have a certificate of occupancy or installed fire and other safety protections. The Bleecker Street building doesn’t have the certificate."

    Sounds like an odd law where if a building doesn't have a COO or fire protection that someone can stay there longer.
     
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  28. AlternativeFactsRule

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    I think it’s more “you can’t be a landlord in this building” than it is “your tenants can stay.”
     
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  29. Soup

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    Hardly ever.
     
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  30. Truman

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    I think soup is suffering from e-CTE
     
  31. Soup

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    Thanks for weighing in.
     
  32. 941Gator

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    Not every pic is supposed to be sexy jerk-off material. Some are aimed at just being artistic.

    Source: No source, i’m full of shit
     
  33. w2b

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    i really just wanted to post pic 3 for dat ass tbh.

    :praisehim:
     
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  34. IanBoyd

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    "pointy elbows, 2/10, would not bang"
    - soup
     
  35. Soup

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    I literally said in my post I would hit it you fucking moron.
     
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  36. Randy Dangus

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    It ok soup I agree with you homie. She can be a butterface at times
     
  37. Greybeard

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    Team "You're an asshole if you can pay your bills but don't." Don't trot out this loophole bullshit. Still 10.5/10 I blame his negative influence. That topless pic in the water with the big smile and sunglasses...:ohgosh:
     
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  38. IanBoyd

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  39. *DIESEL*

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  40. Nandor the Relentless

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    Dog knows what's up.
     
  41. Soup

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    Honest to God didn’t notice the dog lol.
     
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  42. Wu

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    What in the hell is that painting
     
  43. Fudd Winslow

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    Screen door needs replacing
    Cheap dog collar
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    I couldn't stoop so low as to have sex with her
     
  44. Greybeard

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    Don't worry, I'll stoop for ya...
     
  45. TheoB

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    I think her dad is an artist and she has a bunch of his paintings in her house. That's probably one
     
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  46. Capt Wigs

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