Emily Ratajkowski Thread - Where The Only Disappointments Are Her Choices in Deadbeat Husbands.

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  1. TheoB

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  2. IV

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    I’m with you Shawn I knew her name and not her face
     
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  3. TheoB

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    That's an amazing view even without her ass.
     
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    Vanessa Hudgens stars as a chef who doesn’t believe in love so a crone from 1340 sends a Knight (who happens to speak modern English) forward in time on a quest to show her what the true meaning of Christmas is.
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  5. CoastalOrange

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    K. Thx.
     
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    Movie wasn’t terrible.
     
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  8. Where Eagles Dare

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    Little doubt she had the best tits
     
  9. Gambler

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    And I like the fact that she likes to share them with us.
     
  10. Zebbie

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    Yep, her rack is perfect
     
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    I still just marvel that Ben Affleck basically got Fincher to cast her in Gone Girl so he could suck on them a little. I'm sure he gave it a shot after shooting hours as well.
     
  12. TheoB

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    Saw this on IG.

    Idk what's in that bra but it tripled the size of her already huge tits
     
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  14. popnfresh

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    Absolute bombshell
     
  15. Futureman

    Futureman Check you later kemosabe
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    Her tits would cure cancer if she put 10lbs on. As of now they could probably cure diabetes.
     
  16. CoastalOrange

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    She's also laying down. I know that makes my man boobs look bigger than they really are.
     
  17. TheoB

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    Feels weird liking a post about man boobs, but that's some top notch posting
     
  18. IanBoyd

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  19. dahldennsull

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    well hi there
     
  20. IanBoyd

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  21. Nandor the Relentless

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    A treat indeed
     
  22. tjsblue

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    Wtf belly button. Would not bang. Looks like a baby hand trying to climb out.
     
  23. Bruce Wayne

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    Perfection
     
  24. Gambler

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    That would be fun.
     
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    This recent?? It's amazing
     
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    Her bellybutton could have a full grown nutsack dangling out of it and I’m not sure that would stop me.
     
  27. tjsblue

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    Belly button handy...
     
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  28. IanBoyd

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    Her belly button wants to give you a bro fist for getting to see her naked.
     
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    Holy shit.
     
  30. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    lol. Search for Treats! and found their Instagram. It’s all nude models with just the tiniest of pixilation around their nipples. :laugh:
     
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    Imagine being quarantined with her and nothing but time to waste

    :banderas:
     
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  37. tjsblue

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    She breaks both the hot and crazy scale.
     
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    Some day I’ll understand TikTok, today is not that day.
     
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    I think it's Vine but the Chinese government steals your data
     
  40. Big Meech

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    It would test the “for every hot girl, there’s a guy that’s tired of her,” but that video tells me the old adage would win.
     
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  41. Eathan Edwards

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    Me and the Mrs. (due to this thread) were debating the amount of personal/social flaws we would be willing to overlook to date either her or Beckinsale.

    That list got out of hand rapidly.
     
  42. TheoB

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    Dog doesn't mind

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  43. IanBoyd

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    Thread title has never been more accurate:

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  44. wes tegg

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    That's Joshua Ostrovsky. He's married to someone else.
     
  45. Nandor the Relentless

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    Must be an interesting marriage he has then
     
  46. wes tegg

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    That's an advertisement for his wine, Shawn.
     
  47. Nandor the Relentless

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    People put wine in cans these days?
     
  48. Where Eagles Dare

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    Ur a weird kid
     
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