Emily Ratajkowski Thread - Who Are We Kidding, You Knew It Was Happening...

vaaagiiiiiinaaaaaa

 

I would probably suffocate myself going down on her. I would never want to come up for air.

 

Goddamn this skank loves showing her pussy...god bless her

 

She shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes.

 

If you had a pussy like that wouldn't you want to show it off?

 

It really is a perfect little box.

 

She smokes. Pass.

 

belly button is askew

2/10 would not

 

I'd let her use my belly button as a ashtray while she was riding me

 

I'm not usually a fan of the typical model type body, but this chick is amazing.

 

Whatever type body it is I wanna lick it for weeks at a time while only stopping for water

 

Then that means she pokes

 

I think the fact that she takes hundreds of nude pictures seals the deal on that.

 

Her smoking will need to be addressed when we start dating, but it doesn't stop me from jaying to her perfect vagina.

 

I just want to know how the photographer explained to her the shoot was going to go. "Yeah...well, for the vision I have here I am going to need you to put on an enormous blonde wig and read a book while laying on the couch in enormous steel tipped pumps. Oh, and one more thing, your pussy is going to be hanging out."

Bravo to that man.

 

nah i'd be too busy sitting on Amber Heards face to show it off

 

kind of weirded out by the substantial amount of photos of/with her parents in going through her instagram photos. you know.....because of the prolific nakedness.

 

She's not a skank, and I'll thank you to shut your whore mouth.

 

the perfection

 

she is perfect

 

she's one of the few women, or maybe the only, who could actually match the bodies drawn by comic book artists and video game creators.

 

The thought "she's got the body of a computer generated video game vixen" definitely crossed my mind.

 

Finally, something for people who want their porn to have that Nicki Minaj flavor to it.

 

that's a great snatch

 

Can't wait for our first date, when we can talk about how much we liked the book "Choke" by Chuck Palahniuk

 

Thought about whether she might do something like this in a future superhero movie, but all these nude photos have me hopeful she's headed for a porn career. At the least, a sex tape seems inevitable at this point.

 

Great googly moogly.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XwoE1YfJBc

 

to her vagina

 

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I wonder if she had to take a pay cut for this shoot due to the added cost of photoshopping out 3 boners.

 

I like how it says "shoes by guiseppe zanotti" like anyone is looking at the shoes.

 

"Tits by Mama and Papa Ratajkowski"

 

Goddam, those are fantastic shoes.

 

Whoops

 

A.M.A.Z.I.N.G

 

There are some more toplessly awesome photos from that stupid wig shoot, but it includes not so awesome naked dudes in it....some not as subtle as you would like (as in a hint of schlong), search at your own risk.

 

I looked at her twitter page. Her momma was looking fine too, she passes all tests. One of the things my future wife must do is age well.

Can't say the same about grandpap photobombing the shit out this though.

https://twitter.com/#!/realemrata/media/slideshow?url=http://instagr.am/p/Mgm_4XS2S1/

Sorry guys, I couldn't copy and paste from instagram.

 

Her mom back in the day. At 35.

 

New Carls Jr. ad.



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