MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Corky Bucek, Apr 9, 2015.

  1. DirtBall

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  2. Rootgers

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    Can't wait to be randomly placed in the group of six with NYCFC, Philly, Revs, DCU, and Toronto
     
  3. Shiggityshwo

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    so this thing's legitimately called "MLS is Back Tournament"

    just rolls right off the tongue
     
  4. Shiggityshwo

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    can't believe Jensen's dad hat didn't make that opening montage
     
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  5. Shiggityshwo

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    having the representatives select which balls go in their groups probably isn't gonna do much to dissuade the "this is rigged" crew
     
  6. xec

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    F is Group of Death, with D right behind?
     
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    Yeah. SKC, Minn, and Col are 6-0-0 with a +13 goal differential. Luckily DonG put those powerhouses into the group with the weakest host.
     
  8. xec

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    Where’s that “dislike” button...
     
  9. DirtBall

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    I like how they kept like 80% of the rivalries in tact but switched up NYC-NJ and Port-Sea to make it seem legit.
     
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    We get grouped with Columbus and the two teams we already played this year? That's not weird at all.
     
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  11. Shiggityshwo

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    still tossed in Vancouver with Seattle and RB's basically been Atlanta's unofficial rival
     
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    Sporting tweeted this out the second the last pick was made. I don’t know much about graphics so maybe you can put this together in 60 seconds.

     
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    This popped in my head as well.

     
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    So whats up with group A? Everyone just doesn't play each other? I thought I saw it said everyone plays 3 group games.
     
  16. Rootgers

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    Of course, Atlanta gets grouped with the 3 worst teams in the league
     
  17. Festus McBadass

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    We’ll still lose to RBNY. We can’t beat them unless it’s in the playoffs.
     
  18. DirtBall

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    Its the, dump a bunch of shit into a big bag with 2 real teams so all the other group matches will be better.
     
  19. DirtBall

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    Why the fuck isn’t there a bracket challenge yet? They obviously had these groups planned for weeks.
     
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    Very surprised they are making Philly and NYC play each other

    [​IMG]
     
  21. DirtBall

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    MLS YouTube channel has 2016 Sporting v Flounder playoff match. T minus 115 minutes till I throw my phone through my TV.
     
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    Multiple times I’ve heard Benny say this was the greatest game of his career. This is the first time I’ve watched it back. I believe him yo. Perfect touches, turns, and passes every minute.
     
  23. DirtBall

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    GOD FUCCKING DAMNIT
     
  24. El_Pato

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  26. SugarShaun

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    Found Dirts twitter. If it said something about watching a Marvel movie I would know 100% it was him

     
  27. DirtBall

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    You check the retweets and notice all of them are to @thesoccerdon challenging him to meet at the closet Publix.
     
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  28. Arrec Bardwin

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    I know for a fact it was rigged. That’s all I can say at this time.
     
  29. DirtBall

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    Gonna be Liga MX and have Nascar looking kits before we know it

     
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  30. Arrec Bardwin

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    Full NASCAR style is the plan actually and I love it.

    ATL UTD with CFA, Waffle House and Delta all on one jersey.
    :blessed:
     
  31. Rootgers

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    Speak your truth
     
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  34. Rootgers

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    Cheesebutt for a cheesebutt franchise
     
  35. DirtBall

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    DonG’s well thought out response:

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  36. Shiggityshwo

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  37. DirtBall

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    DC v Crew final. CONFIRMED

     
  38. SugarShaun

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  39. Arrec Bardwin

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    Is there a losers bracket lmbo
     
  40. DirtBall

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  42. Fran Tarkenton

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    Leandro Gonzalez Pirez to #Inter Miami CF

    really nice signing for them. Always plays hard, provides leadership, and seems to want to be in MLS for the long haul.
     
  43. Shiggityshwo

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    boooooooooo

    happy for my guy though
     
  44. Shiggityshwo

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    aaaaand Atlanta's on the board with a player testing positive
     
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  46. xec

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    Lookit this group of anti-maskers.
     
  47. DirtBall

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    Cant get into the facility without passing your test bruh
     
  48. xec

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    30% false negative rate. LOL.
     
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