MLS Thread: New Season, Same Dirtball

I'm fine with the ads, gotta pay the bills, but yeah I definitely had a different picture in my head after the talk in that article of the cgi making it look like they're in a stadium

 

I’m here for the Robles-mic

 

That was a pretty nice move and cross from Pelligrini, Agudelo has to bury that

 

I just realized Miami didn’t get a new sponsor after the Qatar controversy.

 

Robles not taking the goal kick. Interesting.

 

Pretty weak shot by Mueller, should do better

 

Robles

 

Yeah, I called out Dom but he was actually making a good run looking for a parry off a driven far post shot but mueller went too middle.

 

Hand of god

 

It was a clear handball but why wouldn’t that keeper just save it to be safe?

 

Unless I’m counting wrong I only see 23 groups. Nash and FCD would get them to 25. Unless 2 groups blended together that’s 1 short (I did see CJ tweet him and Kei standing with each other).

 

These guys are melting. How will Toronto and Minnesota survive 90 minutes?

 

I forgot about the 5 subs as well. Should make a rule it can only be attacking players so we get a bunch of fresh legs vs dead defenders.

 

DonG saying he’ll meet with the doctors after the match to discuss Nashville. They gone.

 

But they did get that official soccer team of Publix title.

 

SWAG!!!!

 

the first shot fired in this historic rivalry

 

huh

 

instantly thought of this after the goal too

 

Dom definitely learned those dirty tactics living in the mean streets of the South Plaza/Brookside area of KC. We don’t play.

 

Where did he hit him? He grabbed his mouth but the trainers are holding his neck.

 

was clutching his throat and gasping for air while writhing on the ground, not a nice visual

 

Fuck these Disney park medics.

 

I wonder if he accidentally got a brachial or carotid strike on him?

 

probably doesn't take that solid of a blow to do a lot of damage there

 

LFG!!!

 

Think Robles could of done better

 

FFS Tesho

 

man what a bad whiff

 

This is probably the worst match of the opening round and they led with it

 

so Orlando is dirty?

 

hopefully the degenerate gamblers at least stick around

 

If the o/u is 2.5 and we’re sitting at 2 you know they’re liking it.

 

The broadcast doesn't seem like it's in HD

 

Wait, what are the yellow card accumulation rules?