Emmanuel Acho (“Shit Sayless”) says/tweets/does dumb shit.

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  1. wes tegg

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    Emmanuel Acho deleted it, but it was:

    “Legalizing weed in track and field competition is all good if you’re running in a straight line. Legalizing weed in track and field competition is terribly dangerous if you throw the javelin. Where do we draw line.”
     
    #1 wes tegg, Jul 2, 2021
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  2. —

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    I’m sorry but there is a Twitter banned user who earned that crown long ago and will wear it for all eternity.
     
  3. poor paul

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    it's every skip bayless tweet and then this one.
     
  4. UncleJesse

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    Possibly.
     
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    Are you ok with drug addicts throwing spears?
     
  6. wes tegg

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    If you read this to me without telling me who tweeted it, Skip would be my #1 guess.
     
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  8. Clown Baby

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    Is he under the impression that these athletes are baked while competing?
     
  9. wes tegg

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    Apparently, yes.
     
  10. Clown Baby

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    That’s just silly
     
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  12. poor paul

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    if you can win a race high, you deserve a platinum medal.
     
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    For consideration:
     
  14. Bruce Bowen

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    Emmanuel probably took one bong rip in college when he was hammered, got horrible spins, threw up on himself, passed out for 12 hours, and now believes that is what its like every time someone smokes a weed.
     
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  16. SC

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    Uncomfortable Conversations with a Stoned Javelin Athlete, coming to a podcast provider near you.
     
  17. *DIESEL*

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    The top reply got me
     
  18. Menelaus

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    Laughing at the idea of an Olympian deciding to murder someone with a javelin after hitting a vape pen
     
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    Me when my wife asks me to change a light bulb but I hit the bowl first
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    I'm also laughing at the "running in a straight line" part, as if having to turn becomes inconceivable when you're blazed.
     
  22. TrustyPatches

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    I ate an edible the other day and fell asleep playing video games
     
  23. Menelaus

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    Maybe the best part of the whole thing.

    I pray for the victims of stoned relay runners. Such a shame.
     
  24. Butthead

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    What about the events where they have to run in a non-straight line
     
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    Thoughts and prayers to all the victims of stoned javelin throwers.
     
  26. electronic

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    Also, I would 100% watch world class javelin throwers shithoused on edibles. That’s actually a great idea.
     
  27. herb.burdette

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    Also, this thread is a missed opportunity about Jamaican dominance in sprinting events.
     
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    this one actually might be dumber

    he thinks richardson was getting high in the locker room before the race?
     
  29. blind dog

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    Maybe they can have big signs that say "TURN" like bama did "STOP" for Forrest Gump
     
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    This one's dumber
     
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  33. ned's head

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    I would love to see the spaghetti pattern relays with a bunch of stoned participants tbqh
     
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  35. herb.burdette

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    Seems like pole vaulting would be a risk if you’re stoned.
     
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    This is the dumbest tweet of all time

     
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    not even the dumbest tweet of the last 48 hours



    we should rescind the 1st amendment
     
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    Judging by his Lexus commercial, he is a coke guy
     
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    Y’all make your jokes but in high school my friend Becky snorted marijuana before a track meet and died instantly
     
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    I’d be much more interested in the olympics if this was the case
     
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    Doesn't your oven and stove also have the heating element below the food?
     
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    Serious question: have you ever used an oven?
     
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    no it’s Becky
     
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  49. ned's head

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    Yes. Have you ever looked inside of one of those guys?
     
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