*** EPL 2017-2018: Swan Ache

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  1. IAHusk

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    OH MY GOD
     
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  2. Jim Brockmire

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    Holy shit Antonio Valencia.
     
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  3. Owsley

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  4. TheSkeeter

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    Well. This is gonna be ugly
     
  5. TheSkeeter

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    What's our plan? To counter with the slowest team possible?
     
  6. Gunners

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    Off his shin, perfect fluke
     
  7. Gunners

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    Front 3 of Rooney, Gylfi, and Davies; how on earth is that going to cause United any problems
     
  8. TheSkeeter

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  9. Gunners

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    Congrats to Everton on their sleeve sponsor though
     
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  10. TheSkeeter

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    Not sure Angry Birds better describes a fan bases feelings
     
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  11. IAHusk

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    Are you fucking serious, Rom?
     
  12. Owsley

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    Brutal miss by Rom. Schneiderlin is absolute trash.
     
  13. TheSkeeter

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    That was Keane
     
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  14. WillySaliba

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    Just came to laugh at Angry Birds. Fucking birds on a sling shot end up on a PL sleeve. Amazing.
     
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  15. TheSkeeter

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    And Pigs. Don't forget the pigs.
     
  16. Gunners

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    Davies really has that look of a hard working Brit, big things in his future
     
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  17. IAHusk

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    Pass the god damn ball, Marcus.
     
  18. MA

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    Why did Everton's jerseys come with built-in pit stains.
     
  19. Andy Reocho

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    Garreth Barry better watch out
     
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  20. Wu

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    Because they're in the armpit of England
     
  21. TheSkeeter

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    Hey. Not nice.

    but not untrue
     
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  22. TheSkeeter

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    United playing the defense of just let Everton have the ball and they won't put people in attacking positions. It's smart really.
     
  23. TheSkeeter

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    Would rather keep Davies and take off Gylfi
     
  24. TheSkeeter

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    Don't agree with this switch either
     
  25. kezarmyaj

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    well that was just awful from ashley
     
  26. Jim Brockmire

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    Chinese fire drill on the free kick, but it's in. 7 for 7 for Rom.
     
  27. TheSkeeter

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    What a fucking ass
     
  28. IAHusk

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    Got booed by your fans when they announced the teams so I can't really blame him for celebrating.
     
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  29. IAHusk

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    Well that escalated quickly.
     
  30. DetroitNole

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    Everton in the drop zone now
     
  31. TheSkeeter

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    These next five games will really show us. We've sucked, but we've also played United, City and Chelsea on the road. And Spurs at home in our last 4 games.
     
  32. TheSkeeter

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    But the concerning thing is we aren't putting shots near goal, much less scoring.
     
  33. DetroitNole

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    Yea I expect Everton to be around 6-10 by end of season.
     
  34. MODEVIL

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    Two team title race most expected seems to be developing. Manchester sides well clear on goal differential already. Impressive start to the season for United.
     
  35. TheFreak55

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    de gea's 100th clean sheet
    :lovelove:
     
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  36. DetroitNole

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    United kind of the opposite of Everton to me. So far they have played teams currently 17, 14, 15, 13 and 18th in the table. I want to see how they do when they start playing some top teams. But getting 3 pts v. bad clubs is already better than they were doing last year. They have looked real impressive but it's still early
     
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  37. WillySaliba

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    Calm the fuck down Coach.

     
  38. TheFreak55

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  39. RavenNole

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    City have played Liverpool but that game was 1-0 before that red card changed it. I want to see both Manchester teams cope with big games as the season progresses but they have the two most talented squads, 2 great managers and they have already built up a lead. Liverpool can't seem to stop dropping points against smaller teams, Arsenal have wenger, Tottenham keep struggling at wembley and Chelsea have had discipline issues and just don't seem as comfortable as they did last season.
     
  40. Andy Reocho

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    Yea I can't wait til they have to go up against some of the other top 4 clubs, like Newcastle
     
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  42. RavenNole

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    Looks like Neymar is going to force cavani out of PSG. I wonder if any of the EPL clubs go after him.
     
  43. Wu

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    Big clubs' cast-offs are Arsenal's specialty
     
  44. RavenNole

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    I could see arsenal selling Alexis, adding cavani and moving to a 3-5-2.
     
  45. Frank Martin

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    So lukaku has a 24 inch penis eh
     
  46. RavenNole

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    Most interesting thing to me is that this is the first time I remember a positive stereotype causing an issue.
     
  47. MODEVIL

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    just replace 24 inch with Micro and the song is good imo
     
  48. IAHusk

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    Liverpool still winless since signing Ox. :banderas:
     
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  49. Wu

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  50. CoastalOrange

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    It's funny cuz it's sad.
    :killme
     
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