*** EPL 2017-2018: Swan Ache

This is pretty great

 

Juan is bae, miss him so much

 

Tomorrow is a disaster lineup, great day to sleep in

 

Plus the games are an hour later this week. Soccer can be skipped until 1:30 EST (Bayern vs. Dortmund)

 

This leads in nicely to OSU/Iowa.

Probably on fucking FS2 though. Damnit now I’m angry

 

Many avian football aficionados are excited for the Swans vs the Seagulls. So many, in fact, that NBC Sports has again decided to place the game on on their premium pay gold channel

 

Just looked at it and looks like it will be a fifa morning until football starts

 

This Stoke Leicester game has been pretty fun to watch imo

 

Swansea match commentators going on about how difficult the Prem is to adapt to for new signings from abroad. Thought this myth would have died by now

 

Shocking two minutes from Fernandez. Horror tackle that he was lucky to only get a yellow for, followed by watching Murray walk a cross into the net.

 

Zaha has to fucking finish that

 

Zaha is shit

 

Some big ol’ matches coming up. Gonna be a good Sunday no matter what for Spurs now.

 

Lol, how fucking hard is it to see that being offside

Soft ass penalty too

 

Look I get it that it was offside but maybe play to the whistle Arsenal

 

He was offside, but the penalty was clear. Arsenal could have had another penalty early on as well for shove to Sterling

 

Was definitely not a clear penalty

 

Clear penalty imo. Barreled him over and clipped his foot.

 

John Terry and Rio Ferdinand would have given up 50 penalties a year if cutting off a player in the box was a penalty.

 

David Luiz out today in a "tactical decision" and N'Golo Kante is back

 

What a finish Phil Jones

 

Wow at that miss.

 

De Gea

 

Another game agaisnt a top 6 team without a goal for Lukaku.

 

This honestly doesn’t even tell the story though, he did absolutely nothing in this game.

 

Chelsea fans still bitter about losing out on Lukaku in the summer window.

Just sad to watch really.

 

Yes obviously bitterness is the emotion we’re feeling right now

 

Just won a game and your focus is on an opposing player. Bitter.

 

Love how utd still lumping the ball to fellani is their best form of offense for 3 years running.

 

Just glad we bought a striker who can score in big games.

 

World Cup Round of 16 was pretty big.

 

It's a legit discussion that we brought up before, many times.

 

I'm starting to feel bad for Tom Cleverley. He missed a penalty in the 98th minute that would have tied the match against the club that sold him a few months ago.

Maybe that will keep Everton from having the worst transfer window of all time.

 

What do they have to be bitter about? He has been a steaming 6 foot pile of stool for over a month now.

 

Stoke City: Former defender Dionatan Teixeira dies aged 25

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41879684

 

Bilic fired. I get firing him but it looks like they are bringing in david moyes? Yes that will be the guy to turn your fortunes around.

 

"We're shit, lets bring in Moyes."

Now all we need is Big Sam to get the Everton job, to complete the circle of mediocrity.

 

It’s looking more and more likely

 

Lukaku and Mourinho seemed destined for each other with how they do against top sides. Saw this stat today. In Mourinho last 11 away games v top 6 clubs, he has 0 wins 5 draws and 6 losses. Only scored 4 goals in those 11 games and have been held scoreless 9 of the 11. Also conceded 17 in those 11.

 

non-EPL Saturdays are the worst

 

I’m preparing to have to watch College gameDay instead of enjoying some EPL before the noon football games.

 

I’m watching Washington/Stanford replay on FS1.

 

I just read an article, by a woman, on why men like to masterbate for women.

 

But EPL/CFB Saturdays are the absolute best.

 

Not sure where else to put this but I know we all hate them.