*** EPL 2017-2018: Swan Ache

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  1. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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  2. MODEVIL

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    Oh god now we are in the point in the season where English announcers are going to get excited for English players at the World Cup.

    Sterling won’t have the service for England obviously.
     
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  3. SugarShaun

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    Is Sterling English Gervinho with better service?
     
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  4. Walt Disney

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    how cute of Davies and Kompany to make up
     
  5. SugarShaun

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    #Manchester United Please win both of your matches this week so we can clinch at home Sunday
     
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  6. swiggle

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  7. Nelson

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    Perfect
     
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  8. WillySaliba

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    Nah, sorry but Gervinho and Saldado are just another tier.
     
  9. Gunners

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    Wilshere calling him retardinho, such a fucking prick.
     
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  10. Andy Reocho

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    Watch out horses!!
     
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  11. Andy Reocho

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  12. PeterGriffin

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    No one watching/talking about the ManU/WBA match? Probable penalty for United denied by the ref, but not a bad start for West Brom overall, a couple of chances and decently calm in possession.
     
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  13. Nelson

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    Ben Foster is so quick off his line, really good at it
     
  14. PeterGriffin

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    Lack of attacking impetus for United. West Brom's shape at the back hasn't even been perfect. As they've gained a bit of confidence at the goalless scoreline, they're occasionally sending Gibbs forward and being a bit exposed, but it's come to nothing.
     
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  15. ohhaithur

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    I have it on in the background but are you really surprised nobody's watching the league's most boring team vs. the league's worst team?
     
  16. Nelson

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    Two inverted wingers + two fullbacks who don’t overlap well = everyone standing around in the middle being marked easily
     
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  17. PeterGriffin

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    Every City fan ought to be watching (a la everyone cheering against Tottenham/for Leicester two seasons ago via the Battle at the Bridge). The rest of the top 4 including myself cheering for dropped points to close the gap on second.
     
  18. ohhaithur

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    Nobody expects WBA to do anything
     
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  19. Nelson

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    They’ve looked like they just might
     
  20. PeterGriffin

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    Not at the start of the match, no. There are now 45 less minutes for ManU to capitalize though, so the slim chances of dropped points increases with each wasted minute.
     
  21. ohhaithur

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    I know but this is hardly must watch tv with city basically guaranteed the title
     
  22. YNWA

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    This game is making my eyes bleed.
     
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  23. PeterGriffin

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  24. IAHusk

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    MAKE US
     
  25. ohhaithur

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  26. PeterGriffin

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    Never leave a paper trail.
     
  27. WillySaliba

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    Pete, I enjoyed the match, just didn’t really have any comments outside Pogba falling or his hair.
     
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  28. ohhaithur

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    For the record I never said that I wasn't watching nor that I didn't think they had chance just that it was a shitty game that I don't blame anyone for not watching
     
  29. Frank Martin

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    The difference is everyone knows city has the league wrapped up. There was still a chance Leicester wasn’t going to win the league.
     
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  30. SugarShaun

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    We are going to win the league. It’s April 15th, we actually want United to get at least 4 points between today and Wednesday so we can clinch at home Sunday
     
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  31. Walt Disney

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    Screw you united
     
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  32. WillySaliba

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    Hahaha, had no idea Daniel was on loan to West Bromwich.
     
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  33. WillySaliba

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    I honestly think United losing at home to the worst team is really best case. There will be songs.
     
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  34. SugarShaun

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    Manchester City we’ve won it for you from the West Brom traveling supporters makes it worth it
     
  35. SugarShaun

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    Get that guard of honor ready #Swansea
     
  36. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Watching these ogre West Brom players try to run is excruciating
     
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  37. YNWA

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    Could be the first player ever to win the champions league and be relegated in the same season.
     
  38. Nelson

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    Mourinho’s first half tactics were inexplicable
     
  39. Andy Reocho

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    First half only?! They just lost at home to relegated West Brom
     
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  40. Tobias

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    nice little surprise after i got out of a movie
     
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  41. WillySaliba

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    I can get behind this.
     
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  42. Nelson

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    And in the second half they peppered the goal better and ran into a perfect Foster

    In the first half Mourinho set the team up as four stay home defenders, and six central players. Miserable
     
  43. Tobias

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    pretty sure jose lost that on purpose to deny us a chance to clinch at home
     
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  44. Andy Reocho

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    4 shots on target all game. Sure it was better, but it was still a crap game. Don’t see how you can try and say it wasn’t/hasn’t been all year.
     
  45. Nelson

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    You seem thirsty for an argument. Where have I said anything of the sort?

    In case you’re actually interested in my opinion, I’ve been arguing for a while now that the way Mourinho sets us up is detrimental to the club and its brand, and was specifically unacceptable in the Sevilla tie
     
  46. Andy Reocho

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    You said only the first half tactics were shit, and rationalized it by saying you peppered the goal and dealt with a perfect Ben Foster. United had all of 4 shots on target.

    My point this the tactics in general were crap, not limited to just a first half
     
  47. WillySaliba

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    The game has passed Jose by. He's basically Pulis with a budget.
     
  48. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Jose should be thrown out into the street to sell pencils from a cup