EPL 2019-2020 - Where VAR is run by a 12 year old

I’d be enjoying this a lot more if Hugo hadn’t broke his arm

 

I never would have guessed that Spurs are as bad as they usually are in FIFA 20’s fucked up career mode.

 

Uh, excuse me? Not with me at the helm on the lowest difficulty. Win every match. Win every trophy.

 

What happened to dele? Form drop?

 

wild

 

Poch trying to get the sack?

 

So spursy

 

Seagulls in flight

 

He never had an all around game, he was good when Spurs could press and he could feed off of opportunities in the box.

 

Brighton fans were chanting we want 7? You hate to see it.

 

It’s when they are AI controlled. The bigger clubs almost without exception trot out the weakest possible starting XI for every match.

I checked yesterday and the season I simulated had both Manchester City and Arsenal get relegated. Fuck EA Sports and the idiots that still give them money after having already purchased the game itself.

 

Oh weird. I can get behind that though.

 

I hope you’re ready for Troy Parrott to feature in all 38 league matches

 

No I mean I'll be controlling Spurs. On amateur. Parrott will sub in all 38 league matches after I'm up 7-0.

 

He’s also not been fit in ages.

 

Wow, soft yellow card for Dunk, are you serious? We can't put people in choke holds anymore?

 

This reads like a bad thing

 

No.

 

This stat means nothing to me I’m sure they count the first leg in the CL semis against Ajax as a loss.

And losing in the CL final is their greatest feat basically ever so fuck off stat geek for including it.

 

34 games seems like a fair sample size

edit: and that’s ignoring draws, 17-17-5

 

Soccer needs their own old takes exposed

 

Is your argument that we’re not complete and total dogshit right now?

If so, then you’re wrong.

 

Tottenham fan tv should be fun today

 

They’ve also played in way more matches than say Watford thanks to the extra 9 CL matches.

It really waters down the shock of Tottenham losing more matches than the other 16 teams eligible to be included in the statistic.

 

what the hell is this

 

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Foxes TAKE MY ENERGY ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

 

Read the tweet I originally quoted. The tweet tries to sneakily get away with claiming that Spurs have been the worst team (that weren’t relegated in May) but they’ve played in way more games than the teams you would expect to have the most losses in the calendar year.

 

And the idea that I should feel bad for a team that are five months removed from playing in the Champions League Final.

Everton have lost to both of the newly promoted teams they’ve played thus far.

 

yeah absolutely no one is asking you to feel bad for them so i truly have no idea what you’re going for here

 

The tweet uses all competitions and the point isn’t just about the league because 7-2 to Bayern very much apart of the Spurs sucking narrative.

 

What is your point?

 

All it was originally was that I was complaining about whoever wrote that tweet and how they were trying to get away with revealing something “shocking” without including a caveat that they’ve played significantly more matches than their competitors for biggest loser.

That’s all.

 

Wish Leicester would stop wasting all these counters with lumps toward Vardy against 2 defenders

 

Mane does like him a tackle

 

Aside from Milner, he might be my favorite player. Just a top lad.

 

I’ve done a lot of research on this but feels like pool have played every game at home so far

 

It’s incredible the amount of games some of these Liverpool players have played with the intensity they play with.

 

gorgeous ball by Albrighton that deserved better