EPL 2019-2020 - Where VAR is run by a 12 year old

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  1. Andy Reocho

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    I struggle to grasp how the VAR can just “get that wrong”
     
  2. Wu

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    Nice hit but awful by Brighton keeper
     
  3. Andy Reocho

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    I’m thankful for Benteke being not good
     
  4. Wu

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    Hoof ball to knock along header to headed goal

    Go on you gulls
     
  5. Andy Reocho

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    Also, Newcastle is not a good side, anyone who loses to us should be embarrassed, and I can’t wait for Steve Bruce to be gone.
     
  6. danny2430

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    You guys were fun to watch with Rafa, such bullshit
     
  7. Andy Reocho

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    We at least had a system that we used. Couldn’t tell you what Newcastle is doing half the time.
     
  8. Wu

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    These city kits are so horrible that I actually love them
     
  9. PeterGriffin

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    Yo turn this game on.

    Vardy off the post in a 1-v-1. Tons of chances both ways. This is football.
     
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  10. SugarShaun

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    They’re so so bad. We should be kicked out of UCL just for these
     
  11. Owsley

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    What a scuff
     
  12. NineteenNine

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    How was that not a handball on KDB?
     
  13. chuckmasterflex

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    I want a frozen pink lemonade
     
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  14. NineteenNine

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  15. SugarShaun

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  16. Owsley

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  17. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    should be PK
     
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  18. Owsley

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    That replay is brutal.
     
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  19. NineteenNine

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    Sub him off immediately.
     
  20. SugarShaun

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    I mean I’ll take it but VAR is a joke in this league
     
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  21. NineteenNine

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    How are they letting him back on?????
     
  22. Wu

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    I’m glad VAR can determine that a shoelace indicates offside but not for obvious fouls
     
  23. danny2430

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    How in the fuck is that not even looked at?
     
  24. Owsley

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    I’ve got it muted but why on earth is he back on?
     
  25. NineteenNine

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    Somehow soccer concussion protocol is worse than the NFLs.
     
  26. danny2430

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    I guess they at least “checked” the stomp by Lo Celso, but yeesh what a terrible day for VAR
     
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  27. BleedinGreen

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    They treat GKs like QBs but QBs don’t knock people the fuck out. That was brutal and a definite penalty. Apparently same VAR guy as this morning.
     
  28. nexus

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    Pretty alright save, that
     
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  29. Owsley

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    That’s a pen
     
  30. SugarShaun

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  31. SugarShaun

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    I mean, it’s the correct call but still
     
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  32. Owsley

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    VAR is amazing
     
  33. nexus

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    lol thats literally the same thing De Bruyne got away with
     
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  34. PeterGriffin

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    Unnatural position. Better be a pen.
     
  35. Owsley

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    What a game this is
     
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  36. SugarShaun

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  37. danny2430

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  38. SugarShaun

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    Nah Agüero is just unreliable from the spot
     
  39. nexus

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    I’m really glad Peter Griffin suggested I should tune into this battle of top 3 teams
     
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  40. danny2430

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    Yeah that was actually a terrible pen kick
     
  41. PeterGriffin

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    You're welcome. We were like 9 minutes into the match and no one was discussing the magnificence on screen.
     
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  42. SugarShaun

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    His record from the spot isn’t bad but even when he makes they are typically pretty shaky at best.

    But Gündogan missed his last and it would honestly be surprising at this point if Jesus made one
     
  43. danny2430

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    Does KDB have a bad record? You would think he’d be next in line
     
  44. SugarShaun

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    He doesn’t have a record per transfermarkt. Hasn’t taken one in a match, maybe when it’s gone to pens

    Well son of a bitch, I just saw a clip of him making one for Belgium so now I’m confused
     
  45. PeterGriffin

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    Couldn't cut that run much closer. Does Leicester have an even higher gear of attack than they've already been in for nearly the whole game?
     
  46. Wu

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    Anyone else up?

    coffee is brewing
     
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  47. roonskie

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    yes but I’d rather not be. Damn kids.
     
  48. WillySaliba

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    Just poured over still dripping.
     
  49. Wu

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    Utd-Watford been a bit exciting for a mostly shit match
     
  50. RavenNole

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