EPL 2019-2020 - Where VAR is run by a 12 year old

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Wu, Jun 13, 2019.

  1. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
    Or close the wall up with our TSB dead!
    In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
    As modest stillness and humility:
    But when the blast of trolls burns in our eyes,
    Then imitate the action of the shitposter

    For he to-day that sheds his tears with me
    Shall be my brother; be he ne’er so vile,
    This day shall gentle his condition;
    And gentlemen on the home board
    Shall think themselves accurs’d they were not here,
    And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any posts
    That posted with us upon Saint Crouch's day.


    #Arsenal
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    Bournemouth
    #Brighton & Hove Albion
    #Burnley
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    All things are ready, if our liver be so.
     
  2. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    first
     
  3. WillySaliba

    WillySaliba Well-Known Member
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    Where’s week one schedule?
     
  4. Corky Bucek

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    Hello at another Europa League finish
     
  5. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    Not that I should need to justify my creative decisions, but posting it now will inevitably cause it to get lost within the avalanche of table predictions
     
  6. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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  7. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    Btw the five my little gif guy holds up there near the end goes out to all the fans of my favorite fifth-placed rival.
     
  8. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    folks less than 10 posts in and we already have our first thread banning
     
  9. zeberdee

    zeberdee wheel snipe celly boys
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  10. Walt Disney

    Walt Disney #Dawgzy
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    Ruining the sport
     
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  11. CoastalOrange

    CoastalOrange Well-Known Member
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  12. Dick Dollars

    Dick Dollars And they’ll all be signing autographs
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  13. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    Resident Anglophile checking in
     
  14. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    The Real Movement

    hello
     
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  15. Hogger

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  16. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Go team and stuff.
     
  17. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
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    I hate you all.
     
  18. Squints

    Squints oiling and lotioning, lotioning and oiling
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  19. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    Wait did the season start already because we haven’t had a chance to sign any new players
     
  20. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Signings are a sign of weakness
     
  21. Hogger

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    I just got chills. Please, not again.
     
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  22. MODEVIL

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    New manager, who dis?
     
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  23. Jim Brockmire

    Jim Brockmire I think you're wildly underestimating heroin.
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    I'm ready for another season adrift of the top 4.
    :killme:
     
  24. jkun

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    Already missing hazard
     
  25. SugarShaun

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    Hello at the show
     
  26. Shiggityshwo

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    where my toon army at
     
  27. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  28. broXcore

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    I am ready to get hurt again
     
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  29. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    This is what we signed up for, after all.
     
  30. bryix

    bryix youth pastor at the meat church
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    Ready for another season of being everyone's least favorite opponent
     
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  31. Jorts

    Jorts "Ask about my Mortgage Services"
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    Ready for the disappointment
     
  32. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    My shock prediction for the year is you guys finish top 4
     
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  33. Frank Martin

    Frank Martin tough love makes better posters
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    Ah I remember that day
     
  34. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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    I see I am not alone in having multiple drinks this mundane Thursday
     
  35. Jim Brockmire

    Jim Brockmire I think you're wildly underestimating heroin.
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    Thats proper magnanimous of you mate, but we are already in shambles and its only fucking June.
     
  36. derfish

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    It’s almost like last season just ended.
     
  37. Taques

    Taques sometimes maybe good sometimes maybe shit
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    welcome to taques' table prediction corner

    1 city
    2 brighton
    3 southampton
    4 liverpool
    5 sheffield
    6 bournemouth
    7 spurs
    8 newcastle
    9 west ham
    10 burnley
    11 villa
    12 crystal palace
    13 everton
    14 leicester
    15 watford
    16 norwich
    17 wolfs
    18 arsenal (relegated!)
    19 chelsea (relegated!)
    20 united (relegated!)
     
  38. WillySaliba

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  39. Wu

    Wu Nope.
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  40. GordoBombay

    GordoBombay Well-Known Member
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    You don't know a thing about getting hurt!
     
  41. clemsontyger04

    clemsontyger04 Two offensive coordinators are better than one
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    Not last :feelsgoodman:
     
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  42. Sam Elliott

    Sam Elliott Job title: Assistant Bouncer at the Double Deuce
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  43. Gunners

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    Chelsea without Hazard, United with OGS :loldog: and our dumpster fire, not a better time for a new team to get into the top 4. Wolves should absolutely compete for a top 4 position and if Everton ever wanna do it, this is the year.

    We're probably going to be Everton for a while under Kroenke.
     
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  44. Frank Martin

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    Wolves were 14 points behind a top 4 finish. That's a lot of ground to make up for a mid tier club.
     
  45. Gunners

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    They didn't know how to beat the shit sides which was weird, caused problems for every big side. Need a more prolific striker and others to get goals.
     
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  46. Illinihockey

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    I think Leicester jump back into Europe
     
  47. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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  48. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Eh, it’s a ball.
     
  49. RavenNole

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    What is the go to place for knock off jerseys these days? I know they take awhile so want to get an order placed in the next week or so.