EPL 2019-2020 - Where VAR is run by a 12 year old

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  1. IAHusk

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    Also Aguero. Toby fell asleep on the switch off.
     
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  2. visa

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    KdB ❤️
     
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  3. vander02

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    KdB at his best is just another level, he hits the ball so fucking purely on passes/crosses. Precision
     
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  4. Owsley

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    KdB is on another level
     
  5. visa

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    Good god KdB stop
     
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  6. PeterGriffin

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    This de Bruyne motherfucker. Stop him.
     
  7. DetroitNole

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    It's crazy to think of this Man City team can do with a healthy KDB. Glad he is back healthy and in form
     
  8. Wu

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    *former Chelsea player KdB
     
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  9. DetroitNole

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    Former Chelsea loan army player KDB* Him and Salah weren't good enough to get first team soccer there
     
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  10. AUShyGuy

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    Would love some VAR on diving
     
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  11. Wu

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    :ohholkyfuck:
     
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  12. Illinihockey

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    Love when the guy comes on scores on his first touch. That’s a great header
     
  13. New2Soccer

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    Well that was fun.
     
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  14. New2Soccer

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    City has definitely been the better team overall, but all that matters is the scoreboard... great work by the Spurs to take advantage of what they’ve been given.
     
  15. Wu

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    You’re catching on quickly to the beautiful game
     
  16. danny2430

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    They’re gonna score a shit ton of goals but that defense is really really suspect
     
  17. AUShyGuy

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  18. Owsley

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    City’s diving is pathetic
     
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  19. Squints

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    Lol at those theatrics
     
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  20. Shiggityshwo

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    need more hands for all the body parts to clutch in agony
     
  21. New2Soccer

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    Almost hurt himself diving.
     
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  22. danny2430

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    Pep seems like such a dick to work for
     
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  23. Nelson

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    Pep and Aguero getting into it
     
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  24. Squints

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    Letthemfight.gif
     
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  25. Nelson

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    If VAR is demanded by a player for a penalty shout and it turns out they simulated, that should be an auto-red

    Cc: Laporte
     
  26. Quick

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    No way this game ends in a draw. Just no chance. Not happening.
     
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  27. AUShyGuy

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    I do hate those calls (gk/st 50/50s)
     
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  28. IAHusk

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    Trash call
     
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  29. Nelson

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    Lol Otamendi gif please
     
  30. DetroitNole

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    It's like some of the fifa games I play. Outshooting the other team like 30 to 3 but somehow not winning
     
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  31. AUShyGuy

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    Jesus City quit fucking diving
     
  32. RavenNole

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    This looks like it could be the spurs’ year to win a trophy
     
  33. Shiggityshwo

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    how the hell did Moura beat him to the ball?
     
  34. PeterGriffin

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    hustle
     
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  35. broXcore

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    he's here to do two things: love jesus, and hustle
     
  36. Owsley

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    Being able to bring on Jesus, David Silva, and Mahrez is stupid
     
  37. Wu

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    And Jesus doesn’t exist on the pitch
     
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  38. broXcore

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    unless your name is gabriel
     
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  39. Nelson

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    Against a big six club, no less. Not like they were being rested against a bottom feeder
     
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  40. Wu

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    P sure his name is Hey-Zeus
     
  41. Owsley

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    Hope Zinchenko can’t continue
     
  42. Ace Boogie

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    Playing against 10 men would not be uncool.
     
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  43. Wu

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    Cramp

    Both teams are knackered.
     
  44. broXcore

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  45. Owsley

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    I’m about to throw up
     
  46. PeterGriffin

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    How do you not know your alcohol limits?
     
  47. Owsley

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    Only had one beer so far. Too nervous to drink.
     
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  48. DetroitNole

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    Mahrez and Silva both keep giving the ball away since coming on though
     
  49. Wu

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    :violin:
     
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