EPL 2019-2020 - Where VAR is run by a 12 year old

Would love one of those 10am Saturday games kicked to Sunday.

 

Good Swiss Ramble thread on the top 6 financial gap

 

Just more proof that Daniel Levy is running the most efficient club in all the land.

 

That fat out of shape sweat hog didnt retire. He couldn't meet the physical benchmarks and was sent to the sausage factory.

PGMOL spun it as injury that kept him out for the season before he "retired"

 

Wolves/Burnley is Sunday.

 

Feel like Everton never go full blue.

 

It’s a good look

 

Probably needed more contrast in uniforms. My eyes don’t like a kit that use shades of both red and blue.

 

As a neutral, I hate when clubs slowly phase new signings in. Like FFS Everton, I want to see Kean, so start him.

 

Wesley’s such a twerp

 

Woof, Michael Keane.

 

Brutal

 

Terrible shape from Wesley’s heart symbol.

 

Scary Yerry loves a slide tackle in his penalty area.

 

feels like there tons of space down the left for Everton if they want it.

 

Andre Gomes is shit.

 

Absurd comment. You’re nasty just like your PM.

 

In this game he’s garbage.

 

Agreed, but at least he looks handsome in the process.

 

He’s not

 

He’s basically the Christian Hackenberg of strikers.

 

damn

 

That's tough...

 

Hell of a scolding Digne gave Mina there. Mina’s English is terrible so I guess it was in whatever level of Spanish Digne acquired while playing for Barcelona.

 

I litterally cant figure out if Coleman tried to kick him. he walked right into it and Coleman wasnt looking at his feet, but then again the actual situation made it seem like he went for him and nothing else.

 

Oh wow. Could have settled that first if he wanted.

 

Fucking Arsenal’s castoff wingers.

 

Yeah, but Walcott has 100 goals

 

Hahahahah Theo

 

He does hahaha .... for Arsenal

 

Everton are back

 

Michael Keane is...not good

 

lol one last highlight for Gomes. how did he play all 90 with that performance.

 

Came to post this

Horror performance

 

Imagine playing that shit stew over Keane

 

Gallant Knight hopefully rolling in dough right now

 

It’s pretty rare for us Evertonians to be victims of schadenfreude.

 

Injured for his own testimonial would be peak Vincent Kompany.

 

The striker is Kean, not Keane, which is only worth pointing out to avoid people thinking you’re hyping the slow Everton CB

 

Literally every Everton fan knew this was happening.

 

Wu and prerecordedlive have the receipts

 

Played pebble beach today and gamecasted