EPL 2019-2020 - Where VAR is run by a 12 year old

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  1. SugarShaun

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    This is just perfect

     
  2. IAHusk

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  3. Ace Boogie

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  4. Tobias

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    if city and united win CL and EL or if one of the CL/EL teams makes the carabao and FA final, the schedule is literally impossible to complete
     
  5. cheddarisbetter

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    you will have to just play two matches on the same day with two different squads
     
  6. RockHardJawn39

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    Don't disrespect the FA though!
     
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  7. Tobias

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    very low energy
     
  8. WillySaliba

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    The quality is going to be horrible this coming season.
     
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  9. RockHardJawn39

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    I'm really surprised they got rid of 5 subs and the 10 bench players for a season with that much congestion.
     
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  10. WillySaliba

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    Yeah I mean we have years of proof that the quality during the December death march is horrid. They actually modified the schedule so teams have some time off last season so they acknowledged it was a problem. They really are one of the dumbest fucking organizations in the world.
     
  11. Wu

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    New season thread tomorrow
     
  12. Owsley

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    No FA Cup replays next year
     
  13. Wu

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    obvious anti-Arsenal conspiracy
     
  14. SugarShaun

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    The Athletic has been doing a countdown of the top 60 players of the Premier League era as voted by their EPL writers


    60. Les Ferdinand
    59. Jamie Carragher
    58. Carlos Tevez
    57. David de Gea
    56. Jurgen Klinsmann
    55. Gary Neville
    54. Paolo Di Canio
    53. Teddy Sheringham
    52. Sol Campbell
    51. Luka Modrić
     
  15. SugarShaun

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    50. Ruud van Nistelrooy (TheFreak55)
    49. Robin van Persie
    48. Robert Pires
    47. Edwin van der Sar
    46. Claude Makélélé
    45. Matt Le Tissler
    44. James Milner (:ohgosh:)
    43. David Ginola
    42. Robbie Fowler
    41. Jamie Vardy
     
  16. Wu

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    The athletic just dropping banter nukes
     
  17. SugarShaun

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    40. Gary Speed
    39. Virgil van Dijk
    38. Raheem Sterling
    37. Sadio Mané
    36. Michael Owen
    35. N’Golo Kanté
    34. Luis Suárez
    33. Harry Kane
    32. Cesc Fàbregas
    31. Yaya Touré
    30. Gianfranco Zola
    29. Petr Čech
     
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  18. SugarShaun

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    Now you know why I had to post them
     
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  19. roonskie

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    I think Fat frank will be above Stevie G, but oh baby if Gerrard is above Lampard I won’t even read the article, just the comments.
     
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  20. Wu

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    zola being only at 30 is what Arrec gets for that shitpost on the first page of the thread
     
  21. chuckmasterflex

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    I don't think they are taking the ranking that seriously. More just wanted to write about the players during the summer.
     
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  22. PeterGriffin

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    Bama too low.
     
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  23. SugarShaun

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    I guess this belongs here and not the new thread





    KDB and TAA winners?
     
  24. ohhaithur

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    Tammy and Saka over Pulisic booooooo
     
  25. Gunners

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    I'd say Pulisic had a better year but Saka's assist rate was out of this world.
     
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  26. SugarShaun

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    Tammy there’s at least a statistical argument (15/3 vs 9/4) but I think anyone who regularly watched Chelsea would say there’s no question who was better.

    Saka there’s not really a statistical argument to be made.

    Either way it’s Trent easily so it won’t matter much
     
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  27. JGator1

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    They've needed to change the criteria for awhile, even though Rashford is only 22 it feels like he's been around forever.
     
  28. SugarShaun

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    Was texting with TheFreak55 about this.

    He suggested 2nd full season should be last time eligible; that seems fine to me if you say 2nd in the Prem with an age restriction would also be necessary as that keeps older guys new to Prem from being eligible while not ruling out young guys who are stepping up from a season or 2 in lower leagues
     
  29. ohhaithur

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    "I text a guy I met from the internet to complain that the young men that are selected are not young enough for us"
     
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  30. SugarShaun

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    I texted him to give him shit that Rashford and Greenwood wouldn’t win.
    But it came up that it feels odd that Sterling won it last year and that guys like Rashford and Trent are on the list
     
  31. Gunners

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    fuck your disrespect of Saka
     
  32. Gunners

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    can we thread ban sugarshaun from the Arsenal thread
     
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  33. TheFreak55

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    You text Freak?
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  34. SugarShaun

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    I said there isn’t a statistical argument.

    If you’d like to argue why 1 key pass per 90 is better than 1.2 or why 1G 5A is better than 9G 4A, I’m willing to listen to it

    I don’t have the breakdown on they key passes per 90 while at LB but only 2 of the assists in league came there. If they were all at LB, that would be a possible argument but they didn’t.

    I like Saka a lot but what I said isn’t wrong
     
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  35. RockHardJawn39

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    GunBuns is always emotional and irrational. Don't take it personally.
     
  36. construxboy

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    SugarShaun a closet Penn State fan?
     
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  37. AUShyGuy

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    Need one of them fancy statsbomb player comps.

    You left out every defensive statistic and the fact that 18 is 3 less than 21.

    Fortunately it’s a pfa award so no one has to give a shit
     
  38. SugarShaun

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    Let’s be real, they’re typically not looking at defensive statistics when handing these things out

    As far as I know, they are just looking at who the “best young player” is, not grading on a curve if someone is younger :idk:

    I watch a ton of Arsenal. I’d say I’m incredibly Arsenal friendly and think most would agree with that. This isn’t some slight on Saka
     
  39. AUShyGuy

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    No doubt but van dijk did win the main award last year. Point is you can’t compare a forward against a left back using only offensive stats.

    Was joking about the age difference but coming out of a youth team vs a regular for Dortmund probably hurt Pulisic
     
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    When GunBuns regains consciousnesses he’s gonna be pissed
     
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  41. Gunners

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    Quite pleased that semi-rant was the worst I did last night
     
  42. IAHusk

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  43. RavenNole

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    deserved
     
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  45. ugafish

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    Just noticed that Peacock Premium is gonna be fucking us all over soon. Spurs vs Everton i snot free for the good Sunday game this week. I believe every game for next weekend but ONE is gonna be on PP. This means no free TV for LFC vs Chelsea. Same with LFC vs Arsenal the next week.
     
  46. TheFreak55

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    where are you seeing this
     
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