EPL 2020-2021: Seagu11s #Lividpool

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by Wu, Aug 14, 2020.

  1. Ace Boogie

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    I almost made a Welbeck>Auba post this morning but showed great restraint.
     
  2. Wu

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    please never do that

    restraint is most unbecoming of you
     
  3. Shiggityshwo

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    lovely chip to find Son
     
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  4. Iron Mickey

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    great ball and finish
     
  5. Willpépé

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    Son had the angle for the goal you’d think. Also I hate the late flag.
     
  6. ohhaithur

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    that wasn't late at all
     
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  7. Willpépé

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    Thanks for clearing that up Tim Howard.
     
  8. ohhaithur

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    You're the one who said the dumb thing here
     
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  9. Willpépé

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    Thanks Robbie.
     
  10. Iron Mickey

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    :gross:
     
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  11. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    I like how Wendy’s copied the shit outta Arby’s with that ad.
     
  12. Iron Mickey

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    Jose hitting his stride with Spurs. Boring games, 3 points.
     
  13. Iron Mickey

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    Real talk did Pep get the extension to attract Messi
     
  14. Illinihockey

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    of course. He’s going to tear up Europa next year
     
  15. SugarShaun

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    Anyone that doesn’t just sit deep against City is stupid.
    Unless Agüero bails us out by creating something out of nothing, we have no clue what to do
     
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  16. SugarShaun

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    You think we climb that high up the table? Thanks
     
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  17. Illinihockey

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    I assume like 6th or 7th will at least make the playoff rounds
     
  18. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Messi could pick those locks
     
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  19. Voodoo

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    To be fair, no one really does. It’s super hard to break down an organized low block defense.
     
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  20. cuseNole

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    That was a terrible reversal
     
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  21. Iron Mickey

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    If you’re a United fan you should kill yourself.
     
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  22. IAHusk

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    Chelsea fans mad about correct calls in United games again.
     
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  23. Iron Mickey

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  24. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    WBA forgot the number one rule regarding penalties: wear Utd kits.

    It was funny the first few dozen times but now it's just pathetic.
     
  25. RavenNole

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    How is this guy still a referee? Didnt someone prove that he’s a Manchester United fan? In addition to being a shit referee?
     
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  26. Iron Mickey

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    Obvious pen? Overturned
    Soft pen? Pen
    Miss? Retry

    And your more expensive than VVD Shrek ass goon /did/ commit a red card foul on a scoring chance without a call so don’t pretend the ball don’t lie. Cunt club.
     
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  27. AUShyGuy

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    I think Ole might have just earned himself a raise
     
  28. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I didn’t watch and have no context but it sounds like he is right
     
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  29. IAHusk

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    The weekly mad in this thread is about the only thing sustaining me as a United fan at this point.
     
  30. Iron Mickey

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    lol get fucked
     
  31. IAHusk

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    I don’t make you guys watch the games and complain about every call. I’m just here to enjoy the ride.
     
  32. Ace Boogie

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    United haven't scored an open play goal at home since opening day.
     
  33. Andy Reocho

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    Who knew a Steve Bruce lead team wouldn’t know how to attack or keep the ball.
     
  34. YNWA

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    Coote is an embarrassment
     
  35. TheFreak55

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  36. TheFreak55

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    :smuggyurban:
     
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  37. Illinihockey

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    you can’t allow that hop if you’re going to call goalkeeper encroachment so strictly
     
  38. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I already solved this. You have to stay on the line unless they takes the penalty like a douche then you don't have to stay on the line. Get Fifa on the horn.
     
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  39. PeterGriffin

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    Think of the showboating and attention-seeking of some of these refs. Their difference of what quantifies "douche" will vary a lot.
     
  40. IAHusk

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    Don’t need to. :smug:

    Agreed. Personally don’t think any feinting or hesitation should be allowed in the run up.
     
  41. Iron Mickey

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    Like I said, cunt club
     
  42. SugarShaun

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  43. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    If there is a question if the kick rises to the douche threshold the refs merely text me and I decide.

    Next question
     
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  44. TheFreak55

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  45. Thoros of Beer

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    Our match against burnley on Monday is a big one. Gotta be 3
     
  46. chuckmasterflex

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    Do I get paid to watch that, or how does that work?
     
  47. Thoros of Beer

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    No it's on NBCSN, if you can afford a cable package that gets that channel
     
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  48. chuckmasterflex

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    I love my truck auctions, and accidentally watching rugby after soccer stops.
     
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  49. Thoros of Beer

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    Don't forget the cornhole national championship!
     
  50. BayouMafia

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    That was an impressive surgical attack on our own goal

    Just goes to show what can be accomplished when opposing sides work together