Ever wonder about Tyrions joke he never finishes...?

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  1. Buff_Ruffnek

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    As in "I once brought a honeycomb and a jackass to a brothel..."

    Well wonder no more....

    Tyrion walks into a brothel with a honeycomb and a jackass.

    Madame: What can we do for you?

    Tyrion: I need a woman to lay with, for mine has left me.

    Madame: Whatever for? And what's with the honeycomb and the mule?

    Tyrion: My woman found a genie in a bottle, and he granted her three wishes. The first was for a house fit for a queen, so he gave her this damn honeycomb. The second wish was that she have the nicest ass in all the land, so he gave her this damn donkey...

    Madame: And what about the third wish?

    Tyrion: Well... she asked the genie to make my cock hang down past my knee.

    Madame: Well that one's not so bad eh?

    Tyrion: Not so bad!? I used to be six foot three!
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  2. BlazingRebel

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    Great find
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  3. elbella

    elbella New Member

    Nice!! Lol.
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  4. BP

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