Everyone’s favorite faux playboy, Dan Blizerian, is an apparent fraud.

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  1. Tobias

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    tegg is being a little too open and transparent here he immediately becomes my suspect #1
     
  2. SD_Irish

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    I figured I was dating myself by referencing Under Seige, but Steven Seagall's character was the first thing that came to mind.
     
  3. Lyrtch

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    i did enjoy how the tinder thread had a life cycle where it'd get clipped occasionally when something bled into real life but quite a few posters just couldn't resist and would start posting again
     
  4. Joe_Pesci

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    It makes sense that I would be PMing mods for access to a board that I already had access to
     
  5. Joe_Pesci

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    I also don't even know if I've seen the word "kezuki" in my life and certainly never posted it here. So basically this paranoid meathead was not only completely wrong but he lied too

    Nice
     
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  6. wes tegg

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    To be fair, Chumbolone didn't have access to (or know about) the messages that were sent to me.

    I know you're not responsible, but it is a little weird that you reverse image searched his dick pic...
     
  7. Joe_Pesci

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    I didn't actually do that.

    He also said the anime thing was something I had referenced. Total bullshit
     
  8. Joe_Pesci

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    I think I'm owed an apology here :trumpanzee:
     
  9. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Donald Trump has broken you my friend
     
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  10. wes tegg

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    [​IMG]
     
  11. Willpépé

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    How did you crash the board? Do you at least remember what not to do?
     
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  12. wes tegg

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    Long story short, there's a right way and a wrong way to delete an account. I did it the wrong way.

    It's 50/50.
     
  13. Joe_Pesci

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    Basically the idea was to get him to humiliate himself again because his macho act is pretty transparent but nothing happened, or at least I didn't think it did

    Turns out he had been thinking about two throwaway comments for months, connecting dots that weren't there. So I guess it worked? :idk: It would have been better if none of it happened in the first place though because this is all pretty silly and lame
     
  14. rv12

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    you should delete skiedfrillet to test your 50/50 just in case
     
  15. Why?Pokes

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    Ah, the classic “I was only pretending to look at penis” defense. If you’ve seen it once, you’ve seen it a thousand times.
     
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  16. SP1

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    Can affirm I also have PMs from that account begging for donor board access.

    I pawned him/her/it off on GFA, as usual.
     
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  17. Taffy

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    I'm inclined to believe user Joe_Pesci but I'm notoriously naive when it comes to judging character.

    So, to summarise, he should probably be banned.
     
  18. Joe_Pesci

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    I mean, a few thousand dudes did see it. That's not really in dispute
     
  19. Arrec Bardwin

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    100% it’s just a jilted lover of DHMB aka Farva
     
  20. Taffy

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  21. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    If you're looking for good character you should probably look elsewhere but in this case mine isn't the worst
     
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  22. BudKilmer

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    When you step back and really take a 10,000 foot view of this board, it’s quite hilarious albeit with some weirdness sprinkled in
     
  23. Beeds07

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  24. Beeds07

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    The transition from racist meathead to what it is today is actually pretty amazing and cool.
     
  25. BudKilmer

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    with some stuff mixed in that is stranger than fiction :laugh:
     
  26. Chumbolone

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    I might’ve been mistaken. It might’ve also been the kind of gay shit you’d be into. Those two examples also aren’t the first two. You would drop into random threads and say the same shit or allude to it with no context. You’d never quote reply, just drop an obscure reference that made no sense at the time. I recall one with the phrasing “not that anyone cares” or
    “no one cares but” if someone wants to search it and check the date. It was more than one time and further back then a few months ago. Sooo you’ve been consistently pursuing a joke, that no one understood/got, for over a year... and that just coincidentally coincided with the time kazuki shows up. wes tegg 941Gator can confirm I showed them messages where someone was attempting to out another user irl. If you want a dick pic, just ask.
     
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  27. Beeds07

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    By gawd king, that marcus music!!

    Maybe a little levity brings down the level of testosterone
     
  28. Mr Bulldops

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    he can still be a Massive douchebag and that can still be fun. Those ideas aren’t mutually exclusive
     
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  29. Big Meech

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    Click on thread to read about piece of shit Blizerian going down, shocked to find a four-page Joe_Pesci argument over ... a penis.
     
  30. wes tegg

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    Keep reading...
     
  31. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci lying dog-faced pony soldier
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    No, you lied and now you're doubling down on shit that had nothing to do with me. You came with nothing but a couple of posts making fun of you for humiliating yourself. Eat shit
     
  32. skiedfrillet

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    yeah and wes tegg would wake up with all of the residential trash in montgomery piled up outside his house
     
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  33. Joe_Pesci

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    The dude has posted people's personal info including a picture of someone's wife. He has posted revenge porn. Now he's doing this shit. People have gotten permanent vacations for a lot less :twocents:
     
  34. Chumbolone

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    You know there’s more than those two and you’ve been doing it awhile. How is that even humiliating? That makes no sense as a joke/humiliation attempt if that was your aim? Imagine being humiliated over that hog. And it’s pure coincidence it all went down at the same time as kazuki and a gay singles post from Portland, you closeted, premature balding, meat gazer.
     
  35. Tobias

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    cool we're back to making fun of people being gay
     
  36. Chumbolone

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    Look at that. Spoken like someone with a motive/agenda.

    This shit? Focus on finishing that engineering degree midway through your 30’s you parks n rec dipshit.
     
  37. Joe_Pesci

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    Post them
     
  38. Chumbolone

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    If you’re using my pics to catfish dudes around Portland, I’ll make fun of you for that you virtue signaling pussy.
     
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  39. Tobias

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    i've never even been to portland
     
  40. Tobias

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  41. El Tiburon

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    I always find a greater degree of success when I post butthole pics on those dating boards anyway. No homo.
     
  42. AubCabs

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  43. blind dog

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    It makes me laugh every single time dhmb thinks we are all jealous of his crooked dick
     
  44. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Gotta say: Joe_Pesci looking petty af in here. Can we get back to dan Bilzerian please?
     
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  45. Chumbolone

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  46. Joe_Pesci

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    He likes doing it with autism too

     
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  47. Joe_Pesci

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    I'm being accused of fucking with multiple people at their workplace, which didn't happen. Also some bizarre catfishing scheme too apparently? What would you have me do?
     
  48. Tobias

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    "meat gazing" appears to be the hot new trend in the insult game and i missed out
     
  49. Lyrtch

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    Why is every super silver spoon poster way more unhinged than they should be

    Shu being a prime example
     
  50. Joe_Pesci

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