Everyone’s favorite faux playboy, Dan Blizerian, is an apparent fraud.

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  1. One Two

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    What the fuck is happening in here?
     
  2. Jack Parkman

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  3. wes tegg

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    I think it's specific to this scenario -- i.e., Joe_Pesci is being accused of gazing at Chumbolone's meat.
     
  4. Tobias

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    pipe down, meat gazer i wasnt talking to you
     
  5. El Tiburon

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    Isn’t it equally possible that he’s just really into bottled waters?
     
  6. TC

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    Chudbolone
     
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  7. BamaNug

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  8. wes tegg

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    FWIW, I'm certain Joe_Pesci did not call anyone's work/real life contacts. I think that whole ordeal either happened organically from one of the subjects of the tinder thread (which happens more often than you'd think) or Farva.
     
  9. One Two

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    My friend thinks that if links were posted to the dick pics on the gay websites we could get to the bottom of this
     
  10. Chipper>Jeter

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    autistic meat gazer > meat gazer > gay imo
     
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  11. Why?Pokes

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    The only person who could be certain is the one who did it, meat gazer.

    Right Tobias?

     
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  12. Lipp the Gay Liberal

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    Is that why gatorfromIowa disappeared?
     
  13. Tobias

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    hmmmmmmm

    teggsy teggsy teggsy things are looking mighty suspicious
     
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  14. zeberdee

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    I think that had something to do with bitcoin.
     
  15. El Tiburon

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    I heard it was a hit by the Barr brothers from Pearl, MS.
     
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  16. TC

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    Wow. Weathered all that abuse from the Breaking Bad thread to bow out over this
     
  17. Joe_Pesci

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    He couldn't stand that so many people here liked Breaking Bad
     
  18. Hank Scorpio

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    It's a pretty poor insult. What kind of psycho doesn't meat gaze?
     
  19. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    not that we didnt already know this, but this thread just confirms you have to be a total lunatic to be part of the pete pals
     
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  20. Chumbolone

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    Post proof.

    Posts proof.

    Post more proof.

    Posts more proof.

    Post all the proof.

    Obfuscate all you want, weirdo.

    What’s more logical? You coincidentally started posting these vague baited comments at the same time this shit went down? And continued to make this totally logical, witty, “joke” that no one noticed/understood?
    Or
    You made those comments hoping someone would ask the obvious question, “what do you mean?”, so you could provide the answer you created, a gay singles ad.

    You’re as subtle as your toupee.
     
  21. Chumbolone

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    No.
     
  22. Jack Parkman

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    Listen if this board is no longer a dick pic safe space than I’m going to need to re-evaluate things
     
  23. steamengine

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    Joe seems like too much of a pacifist to wage war on someone in real life like that.
     
  24. skiedfrillet

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    there's also a Portland, Colorado

    not many people know that and they're now saying, thank you Mr. Frillet for bringing attention to it
     
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  25. Beeds07

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    :rules:

    I don't want to have to get bertwing involved

    Also this thread has gotten more douchey without a single comment about Dan Blazerian. Well done fellas.
     
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  26. blind dog

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    Sorry I only save symmetrical dick pics
     
  27. Beeds07

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    Dems the rules. I got no beef with that.

    Ill see myself out
     
  28. TC

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    How Joe_Pesci knew whose dick that pic was

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    Because I backtraced it!!!
     
  29. Joe_Pesci

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    If it was farva he might need a wellness check to make sure he didnt have a heart attack from laughing so hard
     
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  30. Joe_Pesci

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    The one part you got right is that I'm bad at being subtle. There's no way I could have sat on this for a year and a half.

    It wasn't me man. Sorry you got so bent out of shape
     
  31. Beeds07

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    Fine!!

     
  32. —

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    He is still here with an anonymous-ish username, I think.
     
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  33. Bo Pelinis

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    Meat gazing
     
  34. dblplay1212

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    Check the crypto thread. He makes up 90% of it.
     
  35. Gallant Knight

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    He sucks now
     
  36. southside

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    Now?
     
  37. beist

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    I don’t know enough about what is going on to do it myself but I’m about 90% sure there’s a great opportunity for someone to pull of a meat gaze/meet gays homophone joke here. Can someone make that happen.
     
  38. bertwing

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  39. RSK

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    I live for a good TMB fued that bubbles beneath the surface for years and explodes in a random thread

    Reverse image searching someone elses dick pick is in fact weird but posting your own dick pick on a board that specialized in sending tuscani pasta to people it didn't like is also pretty weird. The scoreboard is 1-1. Carry on
     
  40. Name P. Redacted

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    You know what else happened organically? That time I nailed Ursa Kitt in an airplane bathroom.
     
  41. Name P. Redacted

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    Lol user15k is gatorfromiowa? He’s got no sense of humor
     
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  42. marcus

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    “Eartha”, come on man.
     
  43. Where Eagles Dare

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    Bro.... She was good at sex tho!!!!!!
     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    TLAU fell in love and dhmb still needed everyone to look at him... So we are here
     
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  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm shocked you'd turn this into using gay/sexuality as an insult.
     
  47. ~ taylor ~

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    Maybe he's quoting the excellent animated version of Community where the characters are all animals and have animal-related names like Pierce Hawkthorne, Ape-d Nadir, Troy Barnyard, Ant-ie Edison and Jeff Winger.
     
  48. dblplay1212

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    I'm not at liberty to say. He melts down and cries that he's being outed if you say it out loud.
     
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  49. BuckeyeRiot

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    Did someone say meat gazing?
     
  50. Taffy

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    I'm here for the meat glazing
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    #350 Taffy, Jul 17, 2020
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