Facebook statuses that make you cringe IV

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  1. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Bye, TC
     
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  2. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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  3. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    I merely jest
     
  4. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse I'm not really in to dinosaurs right now.
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  5. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    Not a status but posted to a neighborhood group that I’m in. The second point is mind-numbingly dumb.

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  6. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse I'm not really in to dinosaurs right now.
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    That kid is fucking dead.
     
  7. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    It’s the brain lasers.
     
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  8. Irush

    Irush Fairwell Solenya
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    The guy is absolutely right about Warren tho
     
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  9. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Right in the pineal gland
     
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  10. bigred77

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    well yea, his body temp is damn near freezing
     
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  11. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    i’d like to send this to his employer but that’s the US Army and I really don’t want this racist asshole to get a promotion
     
  12. SD_Irish

    SD_Irish El Mas Chingon
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    That's disgusting.
     
  13. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    yea he can rot. i reported the post to fbook (lol) as terrorism. maybe one of our eBatmen can handle the other side of things
     
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  14. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse I'm not really in to dinosaurs right now.
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    Is he just regular Army or a contractor for the army?
     
  15. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    his profile just says Sgt. in the Army.

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  16. spagett

    spagett Got ya, spooked ya
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    You'd be surprised
     
  17. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Anyone can put any employer on their Facebook. 17 year old Sargent in the US Army doesn’t exactly seem likely.
     
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  18. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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  19. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    [​IMG]

    "I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born “white” into a two-parent household which now labels me as "Privileged", racist and responsible for slavery. I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist because I plan & budget. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was "advantaged”.
    I am heterosexual, which according to some folks, now makes me a homophobe. I believe the Lord did not give me the heart to judge others. I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel. I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which makes me a threat to the liberals and I get labeled as being part of a militia. I am older than 40, making me a useless person with outdated ideas and values. I think and I reason, and I doubt much of what the "mainstream" media tells me, which makes me a "Right-wing conspiracy nut”.
    I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, making me a xenophobe. I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me a target of socialists and Antifa. I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of outcome or subsidies which must make me a borderline sociopath.
    I believe in a strong defense and protection of America for and by all citizens, now making me a militant. I am proud of our flag, what it stands for and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand and salute during our National Anthem - so I must be a racist. I kneel only for The Cross, which makes me racist. I think that all lives matter, which labels me as a racist. I think the riots and destruction of property around our country are wrong and are just an excuse to push a political agenda, so I'm labeled a racist.
    I support our law enforcement, servicemen and women, which labels me as a racist.
    I question how fear is being used to control us during the COVID-19 pandemic and think the crisis is being used for political gain, so I'm labeled careless and non-sympathetic. Yet I know the virus is real.
    Liberals have tried to make me feel bad about who I am! Based on everything above, some want me to believe I am a bad person; I'm not, I'm a good person who loves my God, my family and my country.
    God bless America!
    Feel free to copy-paste !!!"
     
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  20. Hoss Bonaventure

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    “Omg! Copied!!!”
     
  21. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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  22. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    "I was born arrogantly assuming I was right about everything and have a meltdown anytime someone has the gall to try and update me!"
     
  23. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    Trigger warning: violence towards animals

    Coyotes are a problem in the rural county where I'm from. A Facebook "friend" has taken it upon himself to slay as many as he can. I am not necessarily against that, as they kill pets and livestock. However, I think it's pretty awful to be posting pics like this on Facebook

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    Guy was a huge prick back in school days :shocker:
     
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  24. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    Yes, understanding the law is the issue here.

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  25. bigred77

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    Ohh shit, that's illegal?
    My bad
     
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  26. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    If they don't know the law what can you do? Beat with impunity
     
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  27. Emma

    Emma Wisconsin
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  28. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Zoom is my idol. A blue-logo'd calf, if you will. In a word, basically Babe.
     
  29. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    that's a lot of words, when "i'm a dumbass" would have sufficed
     
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  30. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    “Consider that we’ve accepted that you don’t own your body.”

    Wild stuff coming out of the pro life camp.
     
  31. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    "I am making this post so it will show back up as a future memory on my timeline:
    Today is last full day my president Donald J. Trump will be in office.Gasoline is currently $2.15 per gallon. Interest rates are 2.25 percent for a 30 year mortgage. The stock market closed at 30829.40 though we have been fighting COVID for 11 months. Our GDP growth for the 3rd Qtr was 33.1 percent. We had the best economy ever until COVID and it is recovering well. We have not had any new wars or conflicts in the last 4 years. North Korea has been under control and has not been testing any missiles. ISIS has not been heard from for over 3 years. The housing market is the strongest it has been in years. Homes have appreciated at an unbelievable rate and sell well. And let’s not forget that peace deals in the Middle East were signed by 4 countries—unprecedented!
    Unemployment sits at 6.7% in spite of COVID.
    #Biden takes over on 1-20-21. Let's see how this will work out.
    THIS WILL BE SOMETHING TO WATCH...."

    Doc'd!
     
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  32. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    "Someone just hit on me. Ew."

    -person who wants you to know they got hit on
     
  33. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    His exact words were “ma’am, I just wanted to let you know you have mustard on your face.”
     
  34. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit But the second mouse gets the cheese
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    And I'd like to add some mayonnaise to go with it."
    :jizz:
     
  35. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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  36. Mister Me Too

    Mister Me Too Well-Known Member
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  37. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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  38. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    :bro:
     
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  39. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    Now they're serving it to me. Just buy the damn things and get them off our backs
     
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  40. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    You’re assuming I already haven’t.
    :bzzzz:
     
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  41. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    I bought a Gamecock jacket and they kept serving me the ad after, with the price dropping each time :ohdear:
     
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  42. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    "You look so happy!"

    No joke bitch, it's a picture
     
  43. TC

    TC Love it. Couldn’t wear it.
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    Neighborhood Group: Does anyone hear what sounds like gunshots or maybe fireworks?

    Rebekah C.
    FYI. It was my house. A house full of veterans, retirees, and some still serving. We had plenty of dogs here. All were fine. And we can celebrate the way we want... it’s America after all. Sorry we didn’t give a heads up on this ridiculous neighborhood gossip page, or ask permission.

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  44. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q

    she seems like a peach
     
  45. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    Had multiple threads like this on our page, including the boomers who says fireworks were a disservice and “YOU WOULDN’T LIGHT FIREWORKS AT A FUNERAL!”

    Then the troll posts saying “What if they were lighting fireworks to honor their fallen brothers and sisters?”
     
  46. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    It’s more of a reenactment than anything.
     
  47. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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    The rockets’ red glare <3
     
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  48. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    The bombs bursting in air under the hummer
     
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